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― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

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"Do you party?"

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Sex addiction is a bitch.A cruel mistrexx.
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― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

don't be an Urban informer, i.e. STOP SNITCHIN

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

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is there a Hairlines Anonymous?

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

is there a blog you can post this shit on? maybe a comments box on TMZ.com?

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

it's my break from th horrors of war,now be a good douchebag and kill yourself.

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Nicole Kidman, knows how to pick 'em.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

In my head, that rhymed, but in retrospect, it doesn't really.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry if I hurt Nicole,' she says, 'but I just want to tell the truth and move on.

'I hope she finds happiness with him. But Keith is a deeply troubled man. I hope, for her sake, that he sorts himself out.
'She deserves better.'

I mean no harm to his wife and I really just want to tell the truth and move on...but before we can move on we need to get it all out, here's some pictures of me boozing it up on his lap. Crazy, huh? Like my pictures, well headshots and resume can be found on my site if you're intere...

― Bizarro Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

why was al being a save a aussie ho on this thread?

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

i thought keith urban,his private life,his hookers,and his substance problem would be of some interest to somebody.I thought.but then i didn't count on gossip hatas.who can.they are so quiet.

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I never noticed before but he kind of looks like Pauly Shore.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha i'm not really trying to protect the privacy of country heartthrobs here, more quixotically defending the nebulous idea that there's any difference between 'good threads' and 'stupid threads' around here

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

i mean let's face it this is maybe a half step up from "lol britney crotch shots!" best-week-ever-isms.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

u face it

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://ic.net/~erasmus/DonQuixote.jpg

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

omg i've been FACED

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

can we make FACED the new ZING?

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Donkey Hotay

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Don Qui4-Tay

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

AL-"quixotically defending the nebulous idea" since Dec 29th 2006

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

don't act like I just started this shit, nebulous 4 life

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

CAPN SAVE-A-[QUI]XO[TE]

― max (maxreax), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I would kill to see an accurate percentage of ILMers that learned the phrase "captain save-a-ho" from E-40 vs. ILMers that learned it from the noize dude board

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

somehow i doubt those are the only two portals thru which captain-save-a-ho has entered the greater consciousness.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

but at least the good fight is being uh fought.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

MICHAEL SAID IT ON PROJECT RUNWAY

― max (maxreax), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

the fight to save hoes? anyway, ILX =/ greater consciousness, especially judging from the fact that half the people around here seem blissfully unaware of any of the headlines of the day until there's an ILE thread about one of them.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

haha google reveals that captain save-a-ho has been used in the last six months by both the advocate and "hockey's ladies of greatness."

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

al have you become captain save-a-ilx simply out of seniority or is it an actual impulse on your part to internet betterment?

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

i can tell you this, ilx is like the weather, unchangable, unknowable...you're better off just finding a new girl.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

well, my quest can't be all that quixotic if it ends the moment I leave my desk or have actual work to keep me busy, feel me?

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

and hell if I'm gonna take advice on how to abritrarily police this place from the godfather of the controversial mod edit!

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

"feel me"

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

no homophones

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol sorry, sorry

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

that actually wasn't what i was laughing about but it does add another wrinkle

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

i can't decide if "another wrinkle" deserves a no homo or not

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

take it to a bar, you two!

― m1cc1o (m1cc1o), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i think he just needs to meet me in an alley one night and take a swing to get it out of his system already

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

I can't think of any reason "wrinkle" deserves a no homo other than a number of words it rhymes with or is an anagram of (including "Winkler")

(xpost u think i'm mad, doggie?)

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, you're both in the same town. "meet in an alley," "swing," and "get it out of your system."

― m1cc1o (m1cc1o), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

we're actually literally right across the street from each other. if my window was on the other side of the building where I work and Jess didn't enter the CP office from a back entrance(no homo) I'd be taunting him with a laser pointer every day.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i might put a flaming bag of dog poop on your steps

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

(no homo)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

anyway I'm always amazed that it isn't more clear to people that when I'm mean or bitchy it's coming from a place of petulant boredom rather than genuine anger. maybe then I wouldn't get terse e-mails from Sean Fennessey.

(xpost haha i'm really trying to imagine how people would react to dog poo on the steps of a human tissue bank. but seriously don't do that to the poor girl who works the front desk.)

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

haha al i didn't think you were actually beefing with me. besides, this has kept me from repeatedly checking travelocity for low-price fares to chicago. (no emo.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm actually kind of glad that the sandbox has stripped me of my mod powers because i'm afraid i'd be abusing them heavily this week

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

wishing hoosteen and louis jagger into the cornfield and whatnot

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

anyway I'm always amazed that it isn't more clear to people that when I'm mean or bitchy it's coming from a place of petulant boredom rather than genuine anger

I think "get off the dick, bitch" is a valid response to bitchiness coming from either place.

― m1cc1o (m1cc1o), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

let freddie hubbard do the talkin for ya
http://www.zshare.net/audio/freddie-mp3.html

― daniel seward (bunnybrain), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Nice production of Sartre's No Exit upthread there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

I think "no homo" is a valid response to "get off the dick, bitch."

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

wouldn't "homo" be a valid response to "get off the dick, bitch"?

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

i guess bitch could be being used in that david banner equal opportunity way

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

wishing hoosteen and louis jagger into the cornfield and whatnot
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 29th, 2006

"every time i think i'm in..."

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i didnt mean to paint you with the jagger brush. not really familiar with your work. sub in, uh, ramzi.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

shit, i'm getting soft.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

no homo?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

hoosten otm

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

missionaccomplished.jpg

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha. but yeah, no beef! I was serious about the laser pointer thing, though, btw, we got a bunch of them in the office a while back for some reason, but I think I broke mine already.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

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