"Kylie Minogue will not the play Glastonbury"

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Bet they fix that in a mo..

http://www.nme.com/news/kylie-minogue/25512

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Still there it is.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://users.static.freeblog.hu/z/m/i/zmin/Files/yoda.jpg http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/culturevulture/archives/eavis.gif

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD!!! she should stick to doing what she does best, getting half naked on her videos...Can u imgine her at glastonbury? fuckin hell man i know shes been through some shit the past year but nah, that would wrong her at a festival like that.

delete the UK etc.

― sede vacante (blueski), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

altho he may be right that it would wrong her

― sede vacante (blueski), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

"Kylie Minogue will the play Cameron election rally"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

She never him!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

And still not the changed been has it.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

So does this thread exist because of a typo, or because Kylie not playing the festival is worth discussing? Because if it's the article, there are worse things wrong with it.... like the fact they acknowledge that Michael Eavis is the head of the festival in paragraph two, but the rest of it seems to be quotes from some Emily Eavis who remains unidentified.

― mh (mike h.), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Would not the power of basic logical thought lead you to suspect a connection of some obscure kind between the two?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

'who the fuck let girls aloud in here?' is an article in this week's nme.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if you like, I could start another thread discussing the other aspect of this.

xpost Article, or Letter?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Emily Eavis is his mother, I think.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Well yeah, I could go out on a limb and say they're related, but that doesn't mean it's good writing. Is she co-coordinator, or did Michael just let his wife (correction, mother?) answer the phone this morning and field questions?

x-post

― mh (mike h.), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't say that she has any power -- miguel is 'festival chief', but what's her role?

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

(I wish I'd said grandmother now)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

There's lots of indie love for kylie, she'll be fine. I'm almost certain her set will be terrible, but I bet it'll go down okay.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

erm but she isn't playing.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

OTM, it's hard work.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Emily's his ruddy daughter man!

Not:

Michael: Ooh, I'd like Kylie to play, please!
Emily: No you're not! She's a very naughty girl!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Michael: Cor blimey Oi'd loike Kylie to play in moi fields, she's a roight bit o' stuff an' all ar har!
Emily: No you wouldn't, for she is Tory scum.
Michael: Off with 'er 'ead! Did Wat Bonnie Tyler die in vain?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

why should we know who this fucking guy's daughter is? and even then, they don't say 'effective show runner emily eavis'; they just assume.

and to assume is to make an ass out of u and me.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

in a very selfish mood - i'm glad she aint playing.
if she was to headline i would have been soooo very upset at the fact i cant go this year (her proposed headline in 05 was one of my primary reasons to get the signoff on the homefront to experience 5 days of unadulterated kid free selfish pleasure)

― mark e (mark e), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

He is a widower, he's not fucking anyone. Or maybe he is. Not Kylie though, prob.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

why should we know who henry k miller is? that's just assuming he's somebody.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

Yeh, but if she were . . . oh, fuggetit.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

5 hours later: typo is still there. (front page too)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

did they ever confirm the identity of the big mystery band was that is playing glastonbury but hasn't played together in 30 years?

― akm (akmonday), Monday, 18 December 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god they better not replace her with Basement Jaxx again.

― editio princeps (pato.g27), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it was Genesis, but when they were "Oh, Peter can't make it" Michael showed them the door.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

Especially when he heard the addendum "but we've had confirmation from that guy out of Stiltskin!"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

ominous statement about this year's fest not being dominated by headliners. i mean they never have a bill that in any way rivals say BENICASSIM but for him 2 actually admit so 5 months ahead of the fest...god who's he got coming?!

― damien (piscesboy), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Female duo, currently doing well on downloads probably.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh, they have fixed the headline.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

Female duo, currently doing well on downloads probably.

Lembit Opik presents The Cheeky Girls, you mean?

― neil stewart (nstewart), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Kasabian play 'best show ever' in London
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Kasabian played one of their biggest indoor shows ever tonight (December 19) in London...Rounding off the show with 'LSF' a visibly moved Meighan added: "This has been the best gig we have ever done I swear to God. Merry Chrismas and a Happy New Year. We'll see you at Glastonbury yeah."
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(bangs head on desk)

― piscesboy (piscesboy), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

Considering Eavis usually bangs on and on about how amazing the headliners will be for months beforehand (even if they aren't), this either means:

a) They haven't actually managed to book anyone yet
b) The headliners will actually be good this year
c) Keane, Kasabian and Muse will headline

Right now, I'm going for C.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://i13.tinypic.com/3yxot3o.gif

As previously reported, Coldplay are set to mount a South American early next year.

― mark h (mark h), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://ar.livra.com/img/easteregg/maradona.jpg

― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

Keane, Kasabian, Muse? NO NO NO NO NO

Keane
Rod Stewart
Chemical Brothers

Most likely.

Either way, as ever, I won't be seeing any of them

― Nick Christian (Uptoeleven), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

kasabian
arctic monkeys
sugababes

― piscesboy (piscesboy), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oooh, cold.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Kasabian it probably will be. but Eavis likes the new band/old band/pop(or popular dance) Friday/Saturday/Sunday formula so not Arctic Monkeys as well. Sugababes could have done it a few years ago but not anymore.

― Nick Christian (Uptoeleven), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/music.police.reut/index.html

so i guess it's probably the police.

― akm (akmonday), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

DAFT PUNK people, DAFT PUNK!!!!!!

― pisces (pisces), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

Where did you hear this?!

(I suspect the screamingly obvious truth is that they will replace Kylie with the Scissor Sisters).

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

who cares about daft punk any more?!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

or indeed, like, glastonbury, or the scissor sisters

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

You'll need to try harder than that Les.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

Especially given the current creative fertility of house and techno music!

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Tiki Theater Xymposium), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

You'll need to try harder than that Dom.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

precisely! xp

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

nme.

― pisces (pisces), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

daft punk's shows last year looked/sounded so good. if anything was going to tempt me into going this year it would be this.

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

who cares about the nme any more?!

IT. IS. 2007.

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

blah blah plan b blah blah paris hilton blah blah

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

daft punk's shows last year looked/sounded so good. if anything was going to tempt me into going this year it would be this.

Even over a phone held aloft in the crowd?

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

who cares about paris hilton any more?!

BRITNEY'S. GONE. MAD.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/av/avalafp669143185370.jpg

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

Even over a phone held aloft in the crowd?

yes! but also got the entire set from one of the shows in two mp3s - v v nice.

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

who cares about the nme any more?!
IT. IS. 2007.

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), February 20th, 2007.

uh...lex i was answering a question dear boy. as in where i heard about the line up.

― pisces (pisces), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Adjagas people, Adjagas!

http://www.nme.com/news/adjagas/26557

― pisces (pisces), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

the cover shot appears to be from 1995.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

yes! but also got the entire set from one of the shows in two mp3s - v v nice.

The Coachella one? The Dublin one was identical! There were rumors that they had friends just standing there for the last few dates!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

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