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http://www.citypaper.com/arts/review.asp?rid=11175

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

apologies if already posted

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

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― adam beales (pye poudre), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to admit that I'm pretty proud that I helped brainstorm for it and can take credit for "no homophones."

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

The best part about this is that it never would've even been made if Thomas Tallis hadn't thrown a hissy fit over "stuntin' like my boyfriend."

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, if you're wondering, this is the absolute wrong way to go about this sort of thing

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

is that an ilxor's blog?

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a bunch of Pitchfork dudes incognito (I can only hope for their sake that they're so embarrassed by how bad most of the entries on there even compared to their 'real' writing that they haven't put their real names anywhere on it)

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6845/999/400/851144/Ozonesexissue.jpg

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

haha yeah Ozone is doing this bigger and more subversively than anyone

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

:( I am not authorized to view that picture.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ctrl-f "wayne" here: http://www.bossip.com/

I guess it means I'm 12 years old but that review is srsly fucking hilarious.

― 31g (31g), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

its funnier because its like an ILM pun thread that got published borat style

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

This is like that bit from The Simpsons where Flanders unwittingly says a bunch of double-entendres ("All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves") only ten times more ridiculous/brilliant.

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I like that most of the phrases aren't even that out of place in a rap review, it actually functions as criticism.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

xxpost or like a review entirely by this guy: http://mtsix.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/tobias_funke.jpg

― max (maxreax), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

::cue smoke coming out of ethan's ears when he sees he's being compared to Arrested Development::

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy shit, there's a reader comments section. This will get interesting.

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ethan's Dead Prez/Outlawz review is like the only BCP article I've ever seen any actual reader comments on, and that was classic.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i posted this to the other thread but:

haha i was just informed that ethan's review was read over the mic at a gay bingo night at one of the local gay clubs
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

the original is way funnier but there was just no room and i had to make it at least look like a real review rather than a string of gay jokes
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

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even though it's, you know, a string of gay jokes
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

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i resent the implication that my writing is more than just a string of gay jokes
-- and what (an...), December 14th, 2006.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha what thread is that

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ok i found it never mind.
i wish the oliver wang part had been kept.

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

(haha ethan i am such a moron)

― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that review is awesome. waht is other thread though? i don't see it.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Friday, 15 December 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah please link.

jess is going to get fired!!

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The Nu-ILX Thread for Publication Year End Lists

― jim (jim), Friday, 15 December 2006 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

haha vahid it's not as if i snuck this into the paper without anyone else reading it first

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it's just a shame the annual Queer Issue isn't in December

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i do love how everyone is taking it as straight-up homoeroticism. i was kind of hoping it would generate some hatemail so i could intimate in my reply on the mailpage that ethan himself may be a homosexual so don't leap to any assumptions about authorial intentions.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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