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http://www.citypaper.com/arts/review.asp?rid=11175

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

apologies if already posted

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

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― adam beales (pye poudre), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

I have to admit that I'm pretty proud that I helped brainstorm for it and can take credit for "no homophones."

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

The best part about this is that it never would've even been made if Thomas Tallis hadn't thrown a hissy fit over "stuntin' like my boyfriend."

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

btw, if you're wondering, this is the absolute wrong way to go about this sort of thing

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

is that an ilxor's blog?

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

it's a bunch of Pitchfork dudes incognito (I can only hope for their sake that they're so embarrassed by how bad most of the entries on there even compared to their 'real' writing that they haven't put their real names anywhere on it)

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6845/999/400/851144/Ozonesexissue.jpg

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah Ozone is doing this bigger and more subversively than anyone

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

:( I am not authorized to view that picture.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

ctrl-f "wayne" here: http://www.bossip.com/

I guess it means I'm 12 years old but that review is srsly fucking hilarious.

― 31g (31g), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

its funnier because its like an ILM pun thread that got published borat style

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

This is like that bit from The Simpsons where Flanders unwittingly says a bunch of double-entendres ("All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves") only ten times more ridiculous/brilliant.

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

WOW.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I like that most of the phrases aren't even that out of place in a rap review, it actually functions as criticism.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost or like a review entirely by this guy: http://mtsix.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/tobias_funke.jpg

― max (maxreax), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

::cue smoke coming out of ethan's ears when he sees he's being compared to Arrested Development::

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, there's a reader comments section. This will get interesting.

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ethan's Dead Prez/Outlawz review is like the only BCP article I've ever seen any actual reader comments on, and that was classic.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

haha i posted this to the other thread but:

haha i was just informed that ethan's review was read over the mic at a gay bingo night at one of the local gay clubs
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

the original is way funnier but there was just no room and i had to make it at least look like a real review rather than a string of gay jokes
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

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even though it's, you know, a string of gay jokes
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

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i resent the implication that my writing is more than just a string of gay jokes
-- and what (an...), December 14th, 2006.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha what thread is that

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh ok i found it never mind.
i wish the oliver wang part had been kept.

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

(haha ethan i am such a moron)

― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

ok that review is awesome. waht is other thread though? i don't see it.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Friday, 15 December 2006 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

yeah please link.

jess is going to get fired!!

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

The Nu-ILX Thread for Publication Year End Lists

― jim (jim), Friday, 15 December 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha vahid it's not as if i snuck this into the paper without anyone else reading it first

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

it's just a shame the annual Queer Issue isn't in December

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i do love how everyone is taking it as straight-up homoeroticism. i was kind of hoping it would generate some hatemail so i could intimate in my reply on the mailpage that ethan himself may be a homosexual so don't leap to any assumptions about authorial intentions.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

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