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this is the thread where we shout the names of german bands in hammed-up german accents, the more industrial the better

(this can be extended to song/album-titles of said bands)

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://walshm.site.net.au/f1_hosting/stupid_thread.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

u know what's stupid, the person who made that graphic. "immedietly"

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ACHTUNG

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

kmfdm c/d ????

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

me? i say dud. i never thought their shtick was clever on a musical or comedic level. also all the wiccan asshole tweeker dorks liked them. just paint by numbers dance goth industrial bullshit. fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I lost my virginity to KMFDM.

MYSTERY OF WHY I HAVE PROBLEMS = SOLVED

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it goes deeper than that, dude.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:36 (seventeen years ago) link

the kids that wore KMFDM t-shirts were maybe the same kids that might be zipperpant kids today. you're walking a fine line there

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link

my freshman year in college two guys lived down the hall from me--twins--whose parents were buddhist monks. their favorite bands were kmfdm and three 6 mafia.

― max (maxreax), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I once sang along with En Esch on the chorus to "Godlike." Long story. (Friendly guy!)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

classic!

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 14 December 2006 07:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://hydepark.hevre.co.il/upload01/030521_203102-2102_1369.jpg

― grady (grady), Thursday, 14 December 2006 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-830.vo.llnwd.net/00213/03/89/213319830_l.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 December 2006 07:57 (seventeen years ago) link

just bought their first album (proper), WDYKD. pretty fucking awesome.

ME I FUNK

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 14 December 2006 10:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Weekend At Bernies III: The Fat Goths

xpost

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Thursday, 14 December 2006 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

KMFDM
Sucks

we like talkin' dirty
we smoke and we drink
we're kmfdm and all other bands stink

our music is sampled
totally fake
it's done by machines 'coz they don't make mistakes

we don't have no lyrics
our message is nil
we hate all dj's
they're makin' us ill

whatever we tell 'ya
is meant to be crap
we hate all music and especially rap

we don't like
we hate depeche mode
we don't care for madonna or kylie minogue

our records have stickers with a warning from tipper
'coz they're no good for kids
if we'd get her we'd strip her

kmfdm forward the ultimate sound
and a message from satan
if you turn it around

you might think we're stupid
but we're way above it
we don't give a shit
and the kids just love it

we wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
no doubt about it kmfdm sucks

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

they are really corny but i still like them

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't listened to KMFDM in like 10 years! I wonder if I would still like it.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Kill Mother-Fucking Depeche Mode

― adam beales (pye poudre), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

They were decent live - saw 'em on the Angstfest tour in whatever year that was...'92, '93, maybe '94?

― Phil Freeman (unperson), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

snopes has no entry regarding the "kill mother fucking depeche mode" rumor.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

we don't have no lyrics
our message is nil

That's not true!! KMFDM is a drug against war! (beeoww, beeoww, beeoww, beeoww....)

― RIYL Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

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did you lose your viriginity to the KMFDM song that goes "VIRUS . . . GONNA KILL YOU ... GONNA FUCK YOU UP . . . "

or was it "Crazy Horses"?

― Dr. Drew Daniel, PhD (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

snopes has no entry regarding the "kill mother fucking depeche mode" rumor.

This page to thread: http://www.sonicenvelope.com/thread2.html

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Of those I really like Kraftwerk Made For Deaf Moshers

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Drew, I think I need to go back and figure that out :(

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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