Breihan vs. The Hip-Hop Blogosphere: FITE!

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Combat Jack Throws Down:
http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=1331

Idolator (!?!) Fires Back:
http://www.idolator.com/tunes/blogs/hiphop-blogger-has-a-beef-with-village-voice-220389.php

Tara Henley jumps in:
http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6588

Status Ain't Hood:
http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/statusainthood/

Full disclosure: I'm a white hip-hop blogger, and a few of CJ's crits stung me, but I feel like he's missing some really obv. shit (i.e. "Pitbull: Better Than Nas" being a hyperbolic joke, &c).

hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

(also, I regularly read dude, like his writing, and his brother jim links to my blog) (just to get shit out there)

hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

the elephant in the room in this discussion is that while tom writes regularly about hip-hop, a casual scan through of the STA archive will show that he's pretty much a "general interest critic" for the voice, not a "hip-hop writer." for whatever reasons--there are legit ones that i dont have the time or energy or inclination to tease out--the hip-hop blog community has latched onto his hip-hops posts (always more comments on those than any of the others) with a vengeance.

violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

supersystem gets mad love

M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i read that status ain't hood thing for the first time recently and it was ludicrously awful. not because he doesn't know his shit or anything - i wouldn't know and don't care; i am neither a proper hip-hop head nor in a position to criticise re contrarianism - but ugh, his writing tone is somehow flippant & smug & obnoxiously superior & vacantly empty-headed & completely clueless and wrong ALL AT ONCE.

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Combat Jack is quite wack, too.

marcos (mucho), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

“B.I.G., Rakim, Jay Z, Nas, Yung Ice Cube, Yung Big Daddy Kane and Yung K.R.S. 1″ was my response (I know, that was eight).

jim (jim), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

his writing tone is somehow flippant & smug & obnoxiously superior & vacantly empty-headed & completely clueless and wrong ALL AT ONCE.

...

violent j (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^

I wasn't gonna do it.

hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

If anyone would know...

David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, we got it the first time.

jim (jim), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Even leaving aside the merits of the thing, there's a big picture where this kind of protectionism is just completely untenable. You sell hip-hop records to the public at large -- black, white, rich, poor -- and people are going to have opinions on them. There's a massive dissonance involved in wanting to sell the product on a large scale, and yet somehow have coversation about the product (even in a publication like the Voice, whose audience is not exactly the hip-hop street) reserved to people at its (alleged) cultural core.

And in one sense, that's the only substantive complaint that's being lodged here -- that Breihan's tastes are (allegedly) those of a person with the wrong background, the wrong way of thinking about hip-hop, etc. Which is fine to complain about, if you want to, but when it turns out that that background and perspective are probably fairly well-suited to the audience of the publication in question -- and when the writer in question is a pop-music writer, who's covering rock bands and dance music every other day -- it's a bit ... well, pointless and untenable.

the pony-poop paradox (the pony-poop paradox), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM

srsly, dude is otm (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a fair amount of garden-variety player-hating going on too

Jaufre Rudel (Jaufre Rudel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

If this ends with a CJ/Breihan freeblog battle it is ON.

hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"I noticed a few months ago that Tom appropriated and started experimenting with Byron Crawford’s word du jour “ninja(s)” which is a clever (and somewhat politically correct) play on the word “nigger” on Byron’s part."

I don't really care about hip-hop pissing contests but this made me doubletake. I mean, say what?? The term ninjas goes back to like '91 or some shit (when did Raw Fusion do that "nappy-headed ninjas" chant...?) I don't even know who Byron Crawford is.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

He also misses the bit that Tom started doing that after kris ex accused him of going out of his way to quote lyrics that feature the n-bomb.

hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

(just so he'd get to use it, being the implication)

hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, cuz with hip-hop you really have to go out of yr way to hear the word nigga. wtf.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

See, that's why I listen exclusively to Will Smith.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think it's particularly ridiculous to ask a white hip-hop critic to avoid the n-word in his quotes; I just don't get why Breihan chose "ninja" instead of "n*gga."

max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't realize what he was doing for a good week, so I thought The Game had suddenly gone all Wu-Tang on us.

hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

It's particularly ridiculous from the standpoint that dude is quoting someone else as opposed to dropping n-bombs himself; you should be able to verbtim-quote someone else's words when writing.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i still think that "going to miami" song jinxed the 98 vikes. : (

M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Eva Mendes is in the video to that :)

jim (jim), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

skot will tell u what happens when th hip hop community starts bearing torches to your doorstep..uhh frankenstein reference..nuthin else yo

daniel seward (bunnybrain), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://dallaspenn.com/pics/albums/album01/soulman0.jpg hahahahahahahahahha

daniel seward (bunnybrain), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"C. Thomas Howell as the soul man" is a great song.

jim (jim), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

That did make me laugh a little, but it's obviously unfair.

hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I read Combat jack's text and then checked out "Status Ain't Hood" and Jack's beef just didn't add up for me- Breihan writes about Supersystem and The Evens and hip hop too, he's not a (100%) hip hop writer and "Status Ain't Hood" is not a hip hop blog. To mix up some animal metaphors, it just seems like people are dogpiling him and they can't handle it when a sacred cow gets reconsidered (i.e. the Nas/Pitbull thing). Surely the web is big enough for the both of them?

Dr. Drew Daniel, PhD (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

c thomas circa "soul man" = michael circa "thriller"

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

the smallest battles are the fiercest!!

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom's a friend of mine (although I haven't talked to him much since he moved to NYC and have hung it with his brother more than him in the past year and a half), so obviously I'm gonna 'take sides' to an extent, but this whole thing is just ridiculous. He's a good writer who definitely has his weaknesses (ease up on the flowery 'windswept' adjectives, dude), but very little of the criticism aimed at him right now isn't applicable to a) any white guy writing about hip hop or b) any rap critic who's willing to take popular Southern rap seriously. And, not that white rap critics don't need to tread carefully and respectfully, but there's really no degree to which a white dude can enjoy or write about rap that isn't extremely vulnerable to this kind of race baiting. If he only wrote about rap once every ten posts, he'd be a tokenist, if he never wrote about it all he'd be just another indie rock cracker. He may not be one of the best rap writers but he's better than the content-free shock jock tactics of Byron Crawford and, well, just about everyone on DallassPenn.com. Plus I think just about any member of the Pitchfork Crack Rap Task Force (TM) is more deserving of this kind of harsh scrutiny, just look at Sylvester's 'hilarious' fake and real mocking interviews with various rappers, and I can never figure out what the fuck Sean Fennessey is talking about and he somehow became a goddamn editor at Vibe.

Al (Alex In Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also I will go on record as saying that Status Ain't Hood is a terrible terrible name and I warned him against using it from the get-go

Al (Alex In Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

so if we transpose this FITE to hip hop feuds, would I be correct in parsing this as

Tom Breihan is the LL Cool J in this battle, and Combat Jack thinks he is Kool Moe Dee just killing him (older, wiser) but he's really a little more like Canibus (pulling a publicity stunt)?

Dr. Drew Daniel, PhD (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess! The funny thing is that the criticism wasn't really even that sharp, they didn't even try to dig deep and find an old picture of Tom with an embarrassing haircut or some amateurish college newspaper writng or something. When Tom wrote a dismissive post about Hollertronix a few months ago, their message board had a CRAZY thread about it, dudes practically posting death threats and shit. I really feel bad for dude because even when he goes out a limb he's rarely as inflammatory as 90% of the ignorant shit you'll read about music on various blogs and message boards, I guess he's just widely read enough to catch shit for anything.

Al (Alex In Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

When Tom wrote a dismissive post about Hollertronix a few months ago, their message board had a CRAZY thread about it

http://www.hhv.de/images/cover5/7899.jpg

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

lol blogs

amon (amon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

lol message boards

friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL...SONGS...

Al (Alex In Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

lol, meme

friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i still contend that canibus's second round k.o. fucking pwnd ll cool j.

M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ban lfam

amon (amon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Russell Simmons, my boss, who always seemed to favor the jew cats around him didn’t seem to mind."

Oooh, Combat Jack calling out the Jews... A stupid shock tactic in a lame argument.

cornyrocker (DC Steve), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's frustrating that Combay Jack takes what could potentially be an interesting discussion (the implications of white hipsters writing (un?)ironically abt. black music) and turns it into "this critic doesn't like famous old rapper that I like!"

Frankly, I think he does himself a disservice by attempting to distance the question from one of race; if the screed really has nothing to do with Breihan's ethnicity than it has absolutely no substance at all.

max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 06:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that was a weird move- given all the minstrel show and "soul man" photos placed everywhere, it seems kind of like furious backpedaling (or just straight up contradictory) to say that it's not about race.

Dr. Drew Daniel, PhD (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom wouldn't be so bad if he didn't insist on making every comment on a record a proclamation about its status in a rigid heirarchy of THE MUSIC CANON - the kind of writing that leads people to take 'pitbull is better than Nas' seriously, even if he meant it as hyperbole.

Tom has some of the worst 'fruit flies' of any blog; there's some material to work w/ as far as criticizing his writing, which does have its fair share of unknowledgeable condescension and some overdone hyperbole; but lots of talentless haters have taken any fun out of it.

deej (deej), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, you're right, one of his biggest problems is constantly having to state whether some album that just leaked is the 3rd best hip hop album of 2006 or merely the 9th best. am I alone in ignoring 90% of comments on blogs, though (at least, the ones that get more than a handful of comments per post)? with a few exceptions they're generally completely useless and/or full of "first!"s.

Byron-Crawford-being-the-voice-of-reason shocker: http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6621

Al (Alex In Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Nice, max. You've worked through a lot of things I kinda wanted to address, but didn't have the patience to untangle.

I mean, if we accept that it's offensive for whites to use the word "n*gger" in almost any context simply because it's so profoundly offensive to blacks (and to just about everybody else, mind), then doesn't that imply that other things might be similarly offensive and thus off-limits? Like judging hip-hop?

Absolutely. But where do you stop? Would you really follow the "proposition or set of guidelines for white writers" if someone took the time to write it up? And should there be similar sets of guidelines for writers with differing melanin levels? And what about income bracket? Should rich people enjoin themselves from judging the cultural products of the poor?

I agree that black/white race relations in America are uniquely and spectacularly fucked-up in ways that might not apply to interactions between other racial groups, but still... How far is too far?

Just like a lot of the quotations that you respond to, what you're saying is laudable in theory, but troublesome in practice. Within the context of our own lives, we are not just entitled, but almost obligated to ruthlessly judge and evaluate that which we perceive. What is it? What does it mean? What does it do? What is it worth?

And public criticism is only meaninful to the extent that it honors the core judgements of our private hearts. Criticism that merely parrots publically acceptable points of view is worse than worthless.

After all, offending people is not necessarily a bad thing.

adam beales (pye poudre), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

> hip-hop means a lot of things to a lot of people and is a lot more difficult to separate from its surrounding culture than other genres

There's a very thin line between meaning a lot of things, many of them contradictory, and meaning nothing at all.

I have a lot more to say, but I also have a hot sandwich sitting in front of me. I'll be back.

Phil Freeman (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom's been writing abt. metal all year w/o being a metalhead, and while I'm there are some metal purists out there who think he's a total square (or whatever the metal perjorative du jour is), no one's made the same kinds of complaints.

Yeah, this is interesting to bring up, because pretty much everything I've seen him write about metal spends half the wordcount sweating whether his love of metal is dilettantish or what "hipster metal" is, because it's still a relatively new interest for him. He's self-conscious and keeps admitting his outsider status, but he rarely if ever puts these kinds of qualifiers in front of what he writes about rap. If he comes off as 'entitled' or presumptive when he talks about hip hop, it's because he's been listening to it for a lot longer, and like most of us who own a TV, has been swimming in it for a decade or two, at least moreso than underground metal. It's possible noone's complained about his take on metal because he's so cautious and sheepish about it, or maybe just because the music's of interest to a lot fewer people (at least, on the music blog circuit). But I don't know if his rap writing would be any better, or less vulnerable to criticism, he spent most of it hand-wringing about whether it's OK for him to like this or that because he's white. In fact, it would probably make the writing a lot worse and even more people would dismiss his opinion or ignore him entirely.

Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

>It's possible noone's complained about his take on metal because he's so cautious and sheepish about it, or maybe just because the music's of interest to a lot fewer people (at least, on the music blog circuit).

I think it's probably because metalheads aren't as pants-wettingly defensive as rap fans.

Phil Freeman (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

too busy getting stoned in their parents basements.


oh wait rap fans do that too

deej (deej), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

no one honestly pisses all over the young marble giants because they lack the killers hook-value or aren't as "real" as van halen.

cardiff in the late 1970s = apparently pretty bleak

mike a (mike a), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a very thin line between meaning a lot of things, many of them contradictory, and meaning nothing at all.

Oh, I don't know. I'd say meaning a lot of contradictory things still = meaning a lot of things; and besides, it's not necessarily the number of meanings cathected in rap so much as the intensity behind them: no one looks at rock (anymore) as a seriously revolutionary music that represents an entire race, or as an entire (race-related, I guess) culture. Is this overblown and mistaken and oftentimes factually incorrect (like, say, the claim that rap has since its inception been explicitly political)? Well, sure: but that doesn't mean we can't/shouldn't take that weight into consideration when we (black or white) write about rap. When I said "respect" I didn't mean that a critic should have to "respect" Jim Jones as an auteur, but that he/she should have respect for the genre as a whole and the people who make it, and not reduce it all to "ghetto artist" or whatever. Maybe "respect" is the wrong word, in any event.

adam: I don't really even know what to say. You're right, the idea of rules or guidelines is wrongheaded and ludicrous. Frankly, I don't really have an opinion on this yet anyway, and I struggle every time I write a rap review. But I'd argue that what people are jumping on TB for isn't the judgment (well, that's what CJ is jumping on him for, but I think we've established that d00d is wrong) but the way he treats rap music; that he's not actually taking into acct. "what it is" or "what it's worth" or "what it means," and that maybe he'll never be able to--that true "understanding" of rap music only occurs, can only occur, with people of the same background. I don't think that's true, necessarily, but I think we're doing ourselves a disservice if we pretend that we're entitled to write however we want about cultures we don't belong to just b/c we're critics. We have to acknowledge our own relative positions of power & privilege and realize that we can't be objective enough to answer the question "what does it mean?" in any absolute way divorced from where we stand.

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

>I think we're doing ourselves a disservice if we pretend that we're entitled to write however we want about cultures we don't belong to just b/c we're critics.

Let's extend this a little. Should black critics write about country? Should critics only write about music sung in languages they speak or understand? Should, as many jazz musicians have argued, critics only review jazz records if they play an instrument themselves?

>We have to acknowledge our own relative positions of power & privilege and realize that we can't be objective enough to answer the question "what does it mean?" in any absolute way divorced from where we stand.

We (okay, mostly you in this case) also need to acknowledge that objectivity has exactly jack shit to do with criticism.

Phil Freeman (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL white and black people

Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad this conversation is happening in more articulate & ideologically sound terms than I was able to muster.

shit x-posts

I kick hoosteenical flows/spit spat what's that (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Phil, the important word was "however." I think I've made it fairly clear that I'm not in favor of forbidding critics to write about whatever the fuck they want based on their race; and obviously I'm not going to stop some cracker in Tennessee from writing a negative review of Jim Jones b/c Jones is black--I do believe in free speech. But do I think d00d is "entitled" to write that way? Not particularly. If I wrote an article about country without an eye towards the history of the genre or the context from which its coming or my own position as a non-southerner (or whatever), I'd be doing myself, the work, and my audience and disservice. This shit doesn't exist in a vacuum. WHICH IS WHY I don't know--and never have--put any stock in "objectivity." You're talking to a lit major; I'm in favor of throwing "positive" and "negative" reviews out all together in favor of real (non-normative) criticism. I was just saying that it seemed to me that Adam's questions were predicated on an assumption of objectivity that I wanted to point out doesn't exist.

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

deja vu

deej (deej), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

deeja vu

deej (deej), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"...true "understanding" of rap music only occurs, can only occur, with people of the same background. I don't think that's true, necessarily, but I think we're doing ourselves a disservice if we pretend that we're entitled to write however we want about cultures we don't belong to just b/c we're critics. We have to acknowledge our own relative positions of power & privilege and realize that we can't be objective enough to answer the question "what does it mean?" in any absolute way divorced from where we stand."

Perfect. That's it. That's almost all the elephants in one fell swoop. And while I'm tempted to play the "white guilt" card, I won't. Wouldn't help matters.

But we're always talking about cultures we don't belong to. We're not just separated by race. There's class, and age, and location, and income, and education, etc., infinitum. When it comes to hip-hop, it's not like there's a single uniform, distinct white culture in America that is clearly separated from an equally distinct black culture, anyway. American pop culture is bleeds constantly in every direction possible.

Any understanding is a true understanding, as long as it's honest. A white suburban kid's taste in rap music is just as valid as Talib Kweli's. I mean, a pop critic's job is twofold: to communicate a personal point-of-view, and to parse culture on some level or other. The second part does demand some understanding of the cultures in play, but that's not as straightforward as it sounds. Someone evaluating CDs for a nursing home newsletter is probably gonna do a better job if they're NOT totally and authentically immersed in hip-hop's street culture.

And all critical judgements are inherently subjective. When evaluate the meaning, quality and significance of things, the fact that we're speaking from a specific set of cultural circumstances and reflecting a merely subjective viewpoint is a given, and doesn't need to be mentioned.

The unmentioned elephant in this room is the fantasy of authority. The fantasy of expertise. Critics (especially in the age of Googlability) like to feel as though and be perceived as though they're infallible experts. But many white Americans (for reasons both good and bad) have come to feel deferential and inexpert with regard to black culture. This undercuts the dominant critical fantasy. Therefore, white critics often go out of their way to undercut their own viewpoints in talking about hip-hop. While harmless, it's kinda silly.

adam beales (pye poudre), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah. That's CJ's problem, isn't it? That he looks at critics in general as authority figures, and when Breihan (an "authority" figure) says something he disagrees with, he has to call it out. Meanwhile, in the world of ILM and rap blogs, where almost everyone is a critic, we take the lack of authority and total subjectivity for granted. But fuck him. I still maintain the issue is (or should be) the question of "noble save"/white liberal condescension. This is too complicated. I should go back to only reviewing New Jersey hardcore bands.

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

>I'm not in favor of forbidding critics to write about whatever the fuck they want based on their race; and obviously I'm not going to stop some cracker in Tennessee from writing a negative review of Jim Jones b/c Jones is black

Now we're into the idea that writers who criticize hip-hop are doing so because of racism. Maybe you wanna walk that one back. It seems to me you're very hung up on race. You're not alone, but it's probably getting in the way of your ability to actually hear music.

>If I wrote an article about country without an eye towards the history of the genre or the context from which its coming or my own position as a non-southerner (or whatever), I'd be doing myself, the work, and my audience a disservice. This shit doesn't exist in a vacuum.

But context is not everything. No free jazz saxophonist picks up his horn thinking, "This next one's gonna doom the white power structure for sure!" Music needs to be heard as music. Music that requires extrinsic sociopolitical understanding to communicate is music that fails in music's primary task, which is the encouragement of transcendence. Music is supposed to help you leave earthly bullshit behind while it's playing. That's why political music almost always (like, 99 out of 100 times) sucks dead dog balls.

Here's how I see it. You hear a song; you get what you get from it; and here's the great part - you're never wrong. I like Pitbull's two albums better than anything and everything I've heard from Nas in the past decade. I am not wrong about this. If you have heard both Pitbull albums, and consider them inferior to the work of Nas, you, too, are not wrong. Doesn't matter who your mama and daddy were, doesn't matter where you live, only matters that you have functioning ears.

x-post with beales

Phil Freeman (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"Music needs to be heard as music. Music that requires extrinsic sociopolitical understanding to communicate is music that fails in music's primary task, which is the encouragement of transcendence.

You hear a song; you get what you get from it; and here's the great part - you're never wrong. I like Pitbull's two albums better than anything and everything I've heard from Nas in the past decade. I am not wrong about this. Doesn't matter who your mama and daddy were, doesn't matter where you live, only matters that you have functioning ears."

So perfectly centered and blanced O top of that M, I have nothing further to say.

adam beales (pye poudre), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think this is just a philosophical disagreement. I don't think you can claim that anything--free jazz included--can exist outside its historically-determined context; I'm with you that not all rap is specifically or explicitly about race but I think that denying the close relationship rap has with African-American culture (and in some cases Latino culture) is being intellectually dishonest; for me, music's primary task is not the "encouragement of transcendece" because I don't think transcendence exists. Frankly, I think the primary task of music is to engage entirely in earthly bullshit w/ all its complexities, and explicitly political music sucks dead dog balls because it refuses those complexities in favor of a simple and one-sided message. So for me race (and class and gender and location and time period and history and all that earthly bullshit) is vitally important in any discussion about music.

And, again, I'm with you, Combat Jack is wrong: if you like Pitbull more than Nas (and certainly El Mariel gets more plays from me than Nastradamus), no one gives a shit. I think he framed his argument in the most retarded way possible (like assuming that a lot of people read the Voice blogs, and claiming that Nas was like somehow objectively better than Pitbull or whatever). At this point I think it's more of a question of whether or not Breihan (or any white, or bougie, or whatever rap crit) is treating rap "condescendingly" or as some kind of "savage music" or fetishizing its from-the-streets-ness.

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Music is supposed to help you leave earthly bullshit behind while it's playing.

This is way too flowery of a statement for me. Music is a matter of transcendence for people for whom music trips a passion button; for others, music may be about the communication of an idea or even a formalist exercise or nothing but a distraction. Music isn't by design for any one specific thing and laying down rules about what its job/function is supposed to be is simultaneously a mugg's game and the type of pretentious presumption that I assume sparked the initial Breihan vs hip-hop blog FITE.

Also, the presumption that two people of the same race ALWAYS have more in common than two people of the same class is not a valid one to make; one only has to look at the whole Bill Cosby debacle to see that.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

>I don't think you can claim that anything--free jazz included--can exist outside its historically-determined context

Brief side trip: I have in fact argued exactly this in the past. See, the advent of digital storage media and the massive reissue programs this has engendered on the part of jazz record labels have effectively yanked history out from under jazz. Louis Armstrong and Albert Ayler exist side-by-side in the digital Now, and you can listen to one or the other or both and it doesn't matter whether you heard Armstrong first or understand the role of New Orleans polyphony and pre-jazz forms in Ayler's stuff or any other thing. You pick up discs in any pattern you want, keep the ones you like, and form your own jazz canon. History has been defeated by the 1s and 0s of digital simultaneity. The only history that matters now is that which is created by folks' albums not getting reissued, and MP3 blogs that post rapidshare links to vinyl rips are helping solve that problem, too.

>I'm with you that not all rap is specifically or explicitly about race but I think that denying the close relationship rap has with African-American culture (and in some cases Latino culture) is being intellectually dishonest

I'm not denying the relationship; I'm saying the relationship is not nearly as important as a particular subset of the "hip-hop community" (I don't believe there's any such thing, just like there's no such thing as the "pop community" or "pop community" as a concept) wants you (and by "you" in this instance I mean "skittish white people") to think it is.

Phil Freeman (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

(to clear up, my second paragraph is meant to be completely disconnected from the first; I just didn't feel like scrolling up to copy/paste the relevant post I was responding to)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

This "particular subset" being who, the vast majority of people in this country? Every rapper on TV is black except for Eminem, and if that doesn't enforce a pretty unavoidable connection between the music and race in the minds of anyone who has MTV, I don't know what does. Just because the ILM community of music nerds and critics has dis-established the connection doesn't mean that it doesn't exist in the minds of a huge portion of the country.

dan--that was a rash thing to say, admittedly; the point i was trying to make (i think) was that speaking in pure generalities abt. questions of power and privilege, dudes of same race but different class have more in common than dudes of different race same class. again, in terms of power & privilege (which is whats important in this case i think)

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll make it as simple and plain as I can.

1. Rap is not always about race. This is because rapping is a thing, a thing anyone can do, with varying degrees of success totally unrelated to skin color or parentage. You have basically conceded all this above, so we'll move on.

2. Rappers do not represent black people. Rappers are black people. There is a huge difference.

Phil Freeman (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I think you are vastly underplaying the power of class in American society; rich white guys hate everyone, not just black people.

(xpost: Okay Phil, that second point is true but also grossly naive in terms of the way most human beings live by the "perception = reality" credo.)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like to emphasize that everlast does not represent the irish

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Rappers do not represent black people. Rappers are black people. There is a huge difference.

Given the underrepresentation of black people in American popular culture at large, I think it can be safely said that rappers do represent black people to a considerable portion of the white American populace.

On top of that, rappers do represent precious few examples of publicized black success. I wouldn't presume to speak for the black community, but if the only people of my color I see in the mass media are rappers, I'd imagine they'd represent a very specific model of success for me.

i kick hoosteenical flows/spit spat what's that (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"rich white guys hate everyone"

post of the day

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"if the only people of my color I see in the mass media are rappers"

this is kind of a ridiculous statement - non-rapping black people are all over TV, sports, films, etc.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

> Okay Phil, that second point is true but also grossly naive in terms of the way most human beings live by the "perception = reality" credo.

I'm raising it to remind thread denizens that there are a whole lot of black people who see rappers as reductive, infuriating stereotypes. I would say that, for example, if I surveyed the black folks I know, not a single one of them, given $500,000, would spend it on a set of teeth rather than a house. This discussion is not just about rappers whose hidden depths are missed by uncomprehending white folks. It's also about black folks who wish said rappers would stop playing into, if not encouraging, white stereotypes.

Phil Freeman (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

all over TV, sports, films, etc.

You're right. I just got out of my sociology final. Sorry everybody, &c.

i kick hoosteenical flows/spit spat wahts that (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

well, I was just gonna post a picture of Oprah.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

2. Rappers do not represent black people. Rappers are black people. There is a huge difference.

I didn't say they did represent black people. And I understand that there are hundreds of thousands of blacks in this country who detest the fact that rappers comprise such a large portion of the relatively small number of famous African Americans. But this isn't about representation. All I'm saying is that the relationship between race and rap, especially in this country, is undeniably important, for any number of reasons. That's not to reduce rap to being "about race." But we can't extract rap out of the circumstances of its creation/production/reception and pretend we're being fair to it.

and Dan--as a rich white guy, I hate you.

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

This discussion is not just about rappers whose hidden depths are missed by uncomprehending white folks. It's also about black folks who wish said rappers would stop playing into, if not encouraging, white stereotypes

It is? I thought it was about the white critics encouraging and fetishizing those stereotypes.

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

its musical chairs in this thread, but max keeps landing otm.

i kick hoosteenical flows/spit spat wahts that (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

and Dan--as a rich white guy, I hate you.

YAY oh wait

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

(Also, from my experience, the higher class the establishment I've been in, the better I've been treated. I've never been treated poorly at a 4-star restaurant but I have been treated poorly at Bertucci's.)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

That's because at the higher class establishments the rich white owners hate everyone and don't have time to focus their hate on any one individual.

Tim F (Tim F), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

at Betucci's, though, they have a picture of Dan on the wall in the back under a big sign that says "HATE"

max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

HE POOS LIES

hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

They made Dan turn off his boombox at Sal's Pizzeria.

Rodney picks up his saxaphone and dooms the white power structure (Rodney J. Gre, Friday, 15 December 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

they gave him a taco that gave him diarrhea at taco bell, o wait ; (

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Rodney picks up his saxaphone and dooms the white power structure

otm

hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ Tom's current headline:

Nas: Better Than Nas

u got yr hoo in my steen! (no reese's) (hoosteen), Saturday, 16 December 2006 01:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It seems like he's taking some of the criticisms being levelled at him to heart. This reads less like a blog entry and more like an honest-to-gawd newsprint review, he gives it context, and I detect little to no condescension.

u got yr hoo in my steen! (no reese's) (hoosteen), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

See, the advent of digital storage media and the massive reissue programs this has engendered on the part of jazz record labels have effectively yanked history out from under jazz. Louis Armstrong and Albert Ayler exist side-by-side in the digital Now, and you can listen to one or the other or both and it doesn't matter whether you heard Armstrong first or understand the role of New Orleans polyphony and pre-jazz forms in Ayler's stuff or any other thing. You pick up discs in any pattern you want, keep the ones you like, and form your own jazz canon. History has been defeated by the 1s and 0s of digital simultaneity.

YEAH U COULDN"T DO THIS WITH VINYL OR TAPE, LOL THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I EVER READ

amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

waht

wahtsteen (hoosteen), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Other than "Black Republican," ["Hip Hop is Dead"] is probably the best track here.

That doesn't sound promising in the slightest.

Rodney picks up his saxaphone and dooms the white power structure (Rodney J. Gre, Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom in weirdly sublimated response shockah? Dude writing about being into metal this year on Riff Market:

"a lot of ostensibly indie-rock people like me have also been nurturing pet metal obsessions this year, and that's probably because indie-rock has purged itself of all its ugliest, most misanthropic impulses on the way to being Sufjanized. This whole phenomenon would help explain, for instance, how that garbage-ass Boris album ended up getting so much love. Metal types, of course, are pretty uncomfortable with the idea of their power-fantasy scene being invaded and diluted by all these dilettantes; that's why Decibel, the best music magazine in the world right now, did its hipster-metal roundtable. But then, that's basically the fate of anyone who wants to explore a whole lot of scenes: you're an outsider wherever you go."

tell em rick james bitch/with yr hoosteen stories (hoosteen), Saturday, 16 December 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Breihan updates every hour, on the hour

deej (deej), Saturday, 16 December 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That's because at the higher class establishments the rich white owners hate everyone and don't have time to focus their hate on any one individual.

lolz

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 17 December 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link


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