only destroy one: christmas song

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my pick is "santa baby" although "all i want for christmas is you" comes in at a very very close second. cloying cutesy infuriating ARGH especially destroy respective madonna and mariah versions.

boo you whore (get bent), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ned probably OTM

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

"santa baby" can be the only answer

bliss (blass), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

I've suffered through that one less (I actually only heard it for the first time about five years back).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

that paul mccartney one ends up really bugging me after the 50th time hearing it. don't tell tim.

scott seward (121212), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh, good call.

boo you whore (get bent), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

the only good christmasy beatles-related song is "listen the snow is falling."

boo you whore (get bent), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

the beatles fans club songs that they did every year are pretty funny.

scott seward (121212), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

I don't really want to hear "Baby It's Cold Outside."

Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (tim ellison), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

slade slade slade slade slade slade DIE

obvious but someone had to (Scourage), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

Deck the Halls.

Sorry, I just hate that song.
And whatever song George Strait sings in the little 30-second commercial promoting his new Christmas album. I forget the song (one of the classics, of course), but he just sings it verbatim, over and over. ay yi yi.

Zachary Scott (Zachary S), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer."

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 12th, 2006. (later)

Ned probably OTM

-- step hen faps (curtis.stephen...), December 12th, 2006. (later)

Thirded.

Honorable Mention goes to "The Twelve Days of Christmas", the holiday version of "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall".

PPlains (PPlains), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

Twelve Days of Christmas is loathsome, fortunately I don't think i've ever sat through the whole thing. My tolerance for Christmas music is such that I can't even think of another song I actively dislike.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

There is one version of "Twelve Days" I quite like, Jane Siberry's on her Child holiday live album, which is a personal favorite of mine through and through. She gets her backing band and singers to help create a really great, ever more complicated arrangement as the song progresses, while the guy doing the five golden rings line is pretty amazing.

Take it back, there's one other version I like -- the Squirrels, in which they sing the lyrics to the music of America's "A Horse With No Name." Long story.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

Off the top of my head, I actually can't think of how the Mariah Carey "All I Want For Christmas Is You" goes! At first I thought jbr meant the Carla Thomas song, and I was like BIG WTF.

The Hawaii Calls Orchestra & Chorus - "Numbah One Day Of Christmas" is a pretty enjoyable version of the 12 Days Of Christmas.

I still like the Eartha Kitt version of "Santa Baby."

Lingbert (Lingbert), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

O Holy Night

derrick (derrick), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

Grandma-reindeer was never a hit over here, it came out on Stiff records but they gave priority to "Stop the cavalry" and rightfully so.

OK, destroy "Fairytale of New York"

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

The Ronan Keating version, naturally.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

Destroy the Pogues version as well - most overrated group/record ever.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

Once In Royal David's City. It just goes on and on and on and you think it's finished and then it starts up again.

Popwise, yeh Santa Baby is just unsettling, as is I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus.

wogan lenin (doglatin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

the new Cliff Richard one. "we're texting St. Nick our lists using our mobiles" etc.

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Stop the Cavalry"

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is grebt!

Destroy: Step Into Christmas.

Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

Destroy destroy destroy the Paul McCartney "simply having a wonderful xmas time" song.

That song can send me into a killing frenzy just in the first few bars.

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

I once had to work in a call centre where the manager (who was about 16) thought it would be hilarious to play "Stop The Cavalry" on repeat. In June. What made it worse was this little chavvy guy kept encouraging it "It makes me think of all these skinhead guys going YOMP, YOMP! YOMP, YOMP!" was his reason. Stevenage is a weird place.

wogan lenin (doglatin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

i like that paul mccartney song. it sounds very ducky.

wogan lenin (doglatin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

and the mariah song is the closest thing to good she's ever done.

wogan lenin (doglatin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

The good thing about East 17 is that they kept that ghastly Mariah racket off number one, complete with her stupid video romping around in the snow with a lumberjack dressed as Santa Claus.

All Cliff Richard Xmas-themed hits, surely:
Little Town - Twinkle twinkle little star NOW I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU ARE. Noel Edmonds loved it and thought it would be 1982's Xmas number one. It peaked at number eleven.
Mistletoe And Wine - Christmas time! Drink driving fine! Children singing gies five Woodbine!
Saviour's Day - and to think Justify My Love was at number two over Xmas; it's depressing.
We Should Be Together - "I was ROBBED! All singles above me in the Christmas chart were inferior apart from Queen and Elton/George!"
THE BASTARD MILLENNIUM CUNT PRAYER NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST TEN FUCKING SECONDS AGO

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

Be thankful you don't live in Ireland, where that fucking Pogues song is on the radio morning noon and night from the first of December to the end of January. Also we have a fine comedy version of the Twelve Days of Christmas that Frank Kelly recorded in the 1970s and still gets an airing every year. It is awful.

I side with Ned here, though.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

I remember the Frank Kelly record very well indeed; it was a hit here in the early '80s.

It is also in part a ripoff of Bill Barclay's "Twelve Days Of Christmas" which, if you were growing up in Glasgow throughout the '70s, was inescapable (Scotland's Xmas number one in 1974).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

Is that the "wee heavy an a half pint" one? My Dad's been looking for a copy of that for years.

xpost

Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

"You may think there's no such thing as Santa -- but as for me and Grandpa, we believe!!!!!"

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know that grandma one. it sounds horrible though.

what's with yelling "FOUR COLLIE BIRDS" till you get nodes? who made that up?

wogan lenin (doglatin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait Bill Barclay was the one I'm thinking of.

xxpost

Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

I've actually begun liking "Silver Bells." Something must be wrong with me.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

*goes off to check*

Yes, Frank Kelly's "Christmas Countdown" charted in '83, so it was in the charts at the same time as that other seasonal perennial, "What Are We Gonna Get For 'Er Indoors" by George Cole and Dennis Waterman.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, thinking about the incrementally unhinged letter-writing structure of "Christmas Countdown," was it the real inspiration for Eminem's "Stan"?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

OK guys, lunchtime, I'm going to go snow and blow up some bushels of fun.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, now I believe Garry Bushell in the guise of hilarious Oi! band The Gonads put out a Xmas single in the early '80s - confirmation?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Bollocks to Christmas, various artists (Secret)

Another punk rock Christmas record, this British EP from 1981 features four songs by four different bands, two of which are pop Christmas covers and the other two holiday chestnuts. The 4 Skins hype up Elton John's "Step Into Christmas" and the Business do a straight cover of Slade's "Merry Christmas Everybody." If Irving Berlin thought Elvis ruined "White Christmas," The Gonads' version probably helped finish him off for good, and Max Splodge does a nearly incomprehensible "12 Days of Christmas" in which the lyrics are changed to... something else entirely, near as I can tell.

http://www.mistletunes.com/punk.html

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

It's all coming back to me now...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

"The Little Saint Nick" I just find the Beach Boys very wrong in general.

Rodney and His Gang vs. Mr. Tooth Decay (Rodney J. Greene), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

Is that the "wee heavy an a half pint" one? My Dad's been looking for a copy of that for years.
xpost

-- Blaze the Violet Flame (gerry.wat...), December 12th, 2006 11:46 AM. (later)

Jasper Carrot.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

You ought to hear the Christmas songs they recorded in the '70s. Possibly the strangest stuff even they ever made (Beach Boys xpost).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus is the one that has me wanting to run away. I really dislike White Christmas as well. The slow and cloying Wobs songs are the worst, once you get above a certain tempo all is good.

Can any Americans out there confirm the prominence of Dominic The Italian Christmas Donkey?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

mariah's 'all i want for christmas is you' is WONDERFUL, you haterz! it is one of the VERY FEW christmas songs i not only tolerate but actively like.

i was going to destroy that fucking annoying and ubiquitous slade one, the one which goes "so here it is merry xmas, everybody's having fun" even if NO ONE PATENTLY IS, entirely due to the ENFORCED JOLLITY of that dreadful tune, but k8 reminded me of:

Destroy destroy destroy the Paul McCartney "simply having a wonderful xmas time" song.

and that may be even worse.

no, actually, not worse. DESTROY SLADE.

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently The Killers have a song on iTunes called 'My Big Sled'

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

die

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

mariah's 'all i want for christmas is you' is WONDERFUL, you haterz! it is one of the VERY FEW christmas songs i not only tolerate but actively like.

strangely, i am in agreement. perhaps people would like it more if it wasn't by Carey (i probably would too).

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, look what I've found:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_K2aRFhkidw

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

OK, there's a Debenhams advert on the telly just now with a horrific version of Santa Baby, featuring someone saying "DJ Santa on the wheels of steel". I think that wins now.

ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pleased no-one's mentioned easy target 'Driving Home for Christmas' by Chris Rea. I heard it at the weekend and was rather touched by the sentiments.

bidfurd (bidfurd), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

I heart Chris Rea.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

There's a lot of people who drive home for xmas, so hey.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

But for heaven's sake, make sure you don't drink before you drive!

Remember Stevie Wonder's warning to us all from Christmas 1984 - "Don't Drive Drunk."

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

The great "0 bids at 45p" single on e-bay

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

motherfuck a "Santa Baby"

I dig the Tom Petty Christmas tune and I kind of don't mind the Macca one.

will (will), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Who mentioned Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby"? Utterly listenable!

I kind of can't stand The Boss's "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town". There was a time in my youth I enjoyed it, but somewhere over the past 10 or 15 years something must have happened, because it gives me the cringes to hear now.

Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no wait, my Destroy choice is "Do They Know It's Christmas?".

Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Which one?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

There's more than one?

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

As with the Gatlin boys in "Coward Of The Country," there wuz three of them - the original, Band Aid II and Band Aid 20.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

sp: County

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

You Brits! So wacky!

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Have you heard the Beach Boys Xmas songs from the '70s, WL?

No, I don't think so. I have the original christmas album, but are they on the recentish one?

wogan lenin (doglatin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

the new Cliff Richard one. "we're texting St. Nick our lists using our mobiles" etc.

OK, stop the presses, I've heard this now and we have a winner! "You heathens who microwave popcorn and watch films on DVD and use other new-fangled technology that old cnuts like me can only tangentially understand can understand Christmas too!"

ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

OK, there's a Debenhams advert on the telly just now with a horrific version of Santa Baby, featuring someone saying "DJ Santa on the wheels of steel". I think that wins now.

Oh god, you're so right. Please don't try to make Santa "cool" and "sexy". Learn the lesson of Captain Bird's Eye!

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah he was cool and sexy enough to start with

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Jingle Bell Rock - esp the Spanish version you hear in Chicago...

factcheckr (factcheckr), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

There is also "Ding Dong" by George Harrison, but do we really want to go there?
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 4:20 PM. (nostudium) (link)

Oh God, that one is vile; but to say more would invoke The Tim Ellison Demon.
-- Alfred Soto (soto.alfre...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 4:23 PM.

No, it's not really that great (tho not "vile"), but "Yesterday, today was tomorrow and tomorrow, today will be yesterday" IS A GREAT FUCKING LYRIC.

Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (tim ellison), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

since when has speaking the bleeding obvious meant a great lyric?

I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

eartha's "santa baby" is the only one i like, but usually only about half the time i hear it

jo ga11ucci electrix (joseph), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

even my general xmas-song optimism can't allow for the wretchedness of TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA, however

jo ga11ucci electrix (joseph), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Yesterday, today was tomorrow and tomorrow, today will be yesterday" IS A GREAT FUCKING LYRIC.

-- Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (timelliso...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 7:36 PM. (tim ellison) (link)

since when has speaking the bleeding obvious meant a great lyric?
-- I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 7:40 PM.

SINCE I POPPED OUT OF THE WOMB AND POINTED UP WITH MY INDEX FINGER AND SAID, "THE SUN IS IN THE SKY" - THAT'S WHEN. GOT IT NOW?

Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (tim ellison), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't mean 2 hurt u

I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, probably "Jingle Bell Rock" for me. But my current Christmas beef is with all the recent covers of "River" by Joni Mitchell, which all miss out on the best parts of the song (IMHO): The piano playing and the interpolation of "Jingle Bells" therein.

Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

"The Hannukah Song, Part 2"

"Fairytale in New York" is the only good Christmas song ever.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

It's 12.22 pm, and Fairytale of New York is getting its second outing of the day on the radio. I am feeling ho ho homicidal as a result.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

HMV was playing some cover version album, "Last Christmas", "Feliz Navidad" all metallish.

Any idea who(m) by?

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

x-post There's a good version of Jingle Bell Rock on the Fall Peel sessions box, which saves that song from destruction in my book.

Mistletoe & Wine has to be the winner, particularly for Cliff's dancing when singing, which involves him wildly swinging one of his arms and gesticualting. It brings to mind how I imagine Silvio Berlusconi in his cruise ship crooner days, except INFINITELY WORSE. (rant over).

neil stewart (nstewart), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yes but that is his dance routine for EVERY record he has ever made! (sort of like Noel Edmonds trapped in a 'phone booth in the middle of a cyclone)

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

Very true, and I like your description! I suppose it's the combination of the sheer horror of the song and his ineffably irritating delivery in combination that makes it the worst. At least the likes of Slade and Wizzard have the good grace to look funny!

neil stewart (nstewart), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, I should read my posts before hitting submit!

neil stewart (nstewart), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

Did you see him do "Mistletoe And Wine" on TOTP? Over the tympani roll just before the final chorus he waves his hands in the air and shouts MERRY CHRISTMAS TOP OF THE POPS and my mum said "Merry Christmas, Cliff!" to the screen.

*crawls away to hide my head in familial shame*

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, bless!

neil stewart (nstewart), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, Marcello, that's cute. Your mum hearts Cliff.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Don't all mums heart Cliff?

neil stewart (nstewart), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

the oldies station here insists on playing Village People doing some awful christmas song every morning at 6am to kick off the morning programming...i seriously want to open the car door and roll out onto the highway when i hear it. especially because the morning DJ is this old fart "Uncle" Dale Dorman...i think "Uncle" is slang for im going to touch you funny in the privates. http://imgsrv.oldies1033.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200608/26330.gif

thebingo (thebingo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

I want to punch whoever wrote that godawful "Christmas Shoes" song.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Christmas shoes?

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

You don't want to know.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

Cliff sang a song called "Put On Your Dancing Shoes" which was pretty terrible.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, rather than destroy any one song I'd like to destroy the phenomenon of "arranging" christmas tunes, which means dragging them out to an excruciatingly slow tempo and adding jazzy horn surprises.

Also the phenomenon of singers "interpreting" christmas songs: "Gone a-way-yay eeeiiis the blue-ue-bird, here to stay-ay-ee-yay is...the...new bird"

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Stop the cavalry a hundred times.

jim (jim), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Also the phenomenon of singers "interpreting" christmas songs: "Gone a-way-yay eeeiiis the blue-ue-bird, here to stay-ay-ee-yay is...the...new bird"

I feel like this about "interpretations" of most standards. Just fucking sing it. I'm looking at you, Krall.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 14 December 2006 09:17 (nineteen years ago)

Careful, you might get Elvis Costello posting here again.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 December 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

destroy em all

jergins, Thursday, 9 December 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

my neighbors really love christmas music. it makes me feel like i live across the hall from lingbert.

tehresa, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)


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