Should we just do our annual MTV VMA commentary/bitchfest here tonight?

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― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, they got Fergie out of the way. Is that song actually a hit?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

sure, why not.

― Maria T Sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 31 August 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hi mts.

I hear Axl is going to show up, supposedly.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, that new My Chemical Romance song was boring. MCR singer dude's new haircut makes him look like Brian Dennehy. And they had A CHILDREN'S CHOIR DRESSED LIKE SKELETONS.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i am starting to doze off during this.

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Show starts proper in a few minutes. Xtina's much mailgned "blaccent" has finally disappeared completely. Not a trace. Or maybe it's been gone for a while, it's been a while since I've seen an interview with her.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

*maligned, haha.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG YACHT ROCK DUDES

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

meanwhile, john cale sits at home eating frosting and the VMAs on tv, bitterly.

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

lil' kim's out of jail.

― Fevil, Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

First award goes to James Blunt. Delete MTV.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i think lil kim is drunk. and did her boobs get bigger?

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

why does john norris still exist?

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i think kim just put on a lil weight in jail.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

UGH MY HUMPS JUST WON

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Fergie's headband tho. James Cunt didn't have one like that.

― Fevil, Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

OK MY HUMPS JUST WON. LET'S JUST GIVE AWARDS TO THE ABSOLUTE WORST SONGS OF THE PAST YEAR.
x-post

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep hearing some stage manager talking! Something about Jennifer Lopez...

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kelly Clarkson couldn't be here tonight, she has a massive hangover from partying with Metal Skool."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

dude. why didn't madonner win? that's kinda weird.

― Fevil, Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ewww sarah silverman. this is boring.

― Fevil, Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, the Bob Dylan iPod commercial. Silverman was completely unfunny.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Please tell me Jessica Simpson ad-libbed "I can just push my tush." Someone actually wrote that for her to say?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

pink's acceptance speech was awesome. i doubt ritchie got the diss...

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

haha yeah that was actually pretty funny. "I broke it!"

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

and the semi-disgusted look on her faced when they said her name, "oh god, I actually have to go up there."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

beyonce borrowed her wardrobe from en vogue!

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

and dance moves from rhythm nation!

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i see everyone has given up.

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

All American Reject d00d was hammered. He dropped his moon man's flag just like Pink did.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I still can't get over Jared Leto being an emo star now. What is he, 35?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

omg kanye's looking pretty sienfeld out there

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

If Axl no-shows I'm gonna roffle.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm missing that Chinese Democracy vs. The New MBV thread on ILX Classic.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this emo thing seems pretty popular

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

purple pants

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

lou reed pleas for rock and roll

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

two guitars, bass and drums

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

he forgot viola

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

like i said, john cale sits at home, bitter.

― where are you taking us on this godforsaken cruise? (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

no he's not

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit, al gore just said "bringing SexyBack".

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i just saw axl, he's there.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

he forgot junkie models

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

contact people must've been bummed when speech impediment won

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

was that jim jarmusch playing guitar with the raconteurs? (internet killed the video star, heh)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

is jim jarmush in the raconteurs

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hi

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it just occured to me axl might sing with them.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

NO.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

PANIC! AT THE DISCO WON VOTY

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

NO.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

six, sweet

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

all these emo dudes are such nice young men

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

axl, terrified

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

they were androgynous now they're beardo

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man he was just there to introduce the killers, wtf.
i missed the six thing, what happened? somone jumped onstage like soy bomb?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

also in what universe are the killers show closers? (i guess the one where P!ATD win VotY)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

and his name was six - he complained that mtv never gave him a show then thanked remy ma

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, shit they'll probably cut that out of the replay, too.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

remember one year some dude jumped up and started talking about BB King, and Snoop kept calling him nephew?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

agassi once crusing is tied 5/5 4th set

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

bagdhdatis is serving to send it to a fifth set

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

oh it's on

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/08/31/lilkim275x184.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i heard the yacht rock dudes made it on mtv tonight. good for JD and them.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events//en/080206mtvvidmusaward

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060901/capt.d0dc1dd38d334dfcb531cb644c4c3740.mtv_vma_awards_press_room_mtv408.jpg?x=221&y=345&sig=D3NFN_GEfJSiTKgJHUicQg--

marky mark + dreads = ....yeah.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20060901/i/r2261942646.jpg?x=271&y=345&sig=.mmIucMKZE4k3Z2MNE.Qiw--

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the next president of the united states of america omg wtf

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060901/capt.0c7fe1268e5742c6b3aae3a0562ba511.mtv_vma_awards_arrivals_mtv377.jpg?x=233&y=345&sig=tmABs7uXrqKIS8g0N0woOg--http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20060901/i/r1781441901.jpg?x=380&y=210&sig=k4dDGzO3vnYF.2GY1QDhFw--

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

eeeeewwww ice t and date so so gross

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

don't dis ice t aka detective tutuola

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

We all forgot to mention that Britney has black hair now. I think it looks pretty good!

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Are Ice-T and his wife getting smaller or are her boobs getting bigger?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

er, Coco is his girlfriend, apparently, not wife.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Awards list FTR:

Video of the year
Panic! At the Disco, "I Write Sins not Tragedies"

Viewers' choice
Fallout Boy, "Dance, Dance"

Best male video
James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"

Best female video
Kelly Clarkson, "Because of You"

Best group video
All American Rejects, "Move Along"

Best rap video
Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone, "Ridin"

Best R&B video
Beyonce featuring Slim Thug and Bun B, "Check on It (Pink Panther)"

Best hip-hop video
The Black Eyed Peas, "My Humps"

Best dance video
Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dog, "Buttons"

Best rock video
A.F.I., "Miss Murder"

Best pop video
Pink, "Stupid Girls"

Best new artist
Avenged Sevenfold, "Bat Country"

Ringtone of the year
Fort Minor, "Where'd You Go"

Video vanguard
Hype Williams

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I got to see Sixx on the replay! They didn't cut him out (yet).
He actually plugged his website before the cops grabbed him:
http://www.mtv6000.com/
It seems to be down at the moment, I'm sure his server was bombarded.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060901/music_nm/leisure_mtv_dc

Sixx got a mention.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ringtone of the year?!?!?!

― sleeve (sleeve), Friday, 1 September 2006 07:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked how the camera quickly pulled back so you couldn't see him gettin tackled by the cops... the abrupt cutaway from Jack White/Billy Gibbons doin "Cheap Sunglasses" was fucking LAME. Also was Lou Reed's gasmask stage backdrop designed by Grant Morrison? wtf

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 1 September 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

How was OK Go? I was obsessed with that treadmill video for ages.

― Roz, Friday, 1 September 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

They didn't play, they just did a live recreation of the video while the song played over the PA. It was kind of cool for what it was, nobody tripped or anything.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Haven't Avenged Sevenfold been a band for like 10 years now?

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

likewise has Panic at the Disco been around for 15 years?!? I coulda sworn they said something to that effect in their acceptance speech.

all the goth-punk-emo fashion/angular haircuts were totally ridiculous.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 1 September 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Shakey all those panic at the disco guys are like 15 years old!
(well, 19)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, they got Fergie out of the way. Is that song actually a hit?

Hahaha, I just found out that song was #1 for three weeks. WTF, America loves lil miss pisspants.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fwd/20060901/capt.fwd175_coco.jpg?x=228&y=345&sig=DzkTag3aXyME8t1k10QwaA--

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 2 September 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87901_4_122_301lo.jpg
http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87894_3_122_500lo.jpg
http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87886_2_122_434lo.jpg
http://img102.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87880_1_122_557lo.jpg

(they're rather big) (the images too)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 September 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNKnoIV6BT4

Fun with Mos Def, NYPD, and a lack of performance permits

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link

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