LOLz on Pitchfork's Guest List: Best of 2011

http://pitchfork.com/features/guest-lists/8735-guest-list-best-of-2011

Toro Y Moi's Chaz Bundick

Top Albums

01. Toro Y Moi: Underneath the Pine

loooooooooooooooool

What else??

roach gigz and davinci lists were lol

rjd2 had a good one too

Panda Bear

Top Things

Lana Del Rey

OH MY GODDDDD someone make these ppl stfu

WU LYF

Top Albums

OF THE FEW RECORDS I'VE LISTENED TO THIS YEAR, THESE MADE ME FEEL AT HOME. THESE PEOPLE MADE ME SMILE, CRY, LAUGH, DAMN! I GUESS THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

02. Lil B: I'm Gay (I'm Happy): Best hip-hop record of the last 50 years.

04. John Maus: We Must Become Pitiless Censors of Ourselves: My voice of reason.

10. MGMT: Late Night Tales: Best mix of songs I've ever heard.

it must be bad finding that your novel "not so much music just ~things~" conceit was syndicated by all other contributors upon checking how your submission came out

J Mascis

"I think I only like my record this year."

^^ kinda funny but also infuriating, & also classic J

i love j mascis interviews

The Horrors' Tom Furse

Top Table Sauces

01. That honey and mustard one with the avocado on the label, but no avocado inside

02. Heinz Tomato Ketchup

03. Burger sauce

04. Thousand Island Dressing

05. Raisin Mustard

06. Lemon mayonnaise

07. Mint sauce

08. Apple sauce with cider

09. Tartar sauce

10. French's mustard

Danny Brown

Top Indie Rap Albums

1. Danny Brown: XXX

hahahahahaha

there's something so dispiriting & awful about seeing a lot of different band photos

eclectic reader is eclectic!!!!!!

Top Books

Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

worst band photo so far (i'm on page 2):

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welcome back ilxor!

okay, raising the bar a bit for guest lists, i take it this is n1ck sylv3st3r's doing... i lol'd

Mr. Dream

Top Comedy Album

Days by Real Estate

thanks k3v!

you scroll past all the pro-shot photos and varied aesthetics & cultivated moods while you read the text, opinions someone picked up a phone to seek about what the best ten liquids of the year were & you wonder what kind of world we live in

for fuck's sake

Smith Westerns' Max Kakacek

Top Things

Destroyer: Kaputt

SEX RECORD 2K11

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Yuck's Mariko Doi

Top Things

2. Death of my dog

Yuck's Max Bloom

Top Things

9. Looking forward to the Weezer cruise

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Yuck's Jonny Rogoff

Top Things

4. Upcoming Weezer Cruise

SEX RECORD 2K11

Totally accurate

tmi >>>>

Austra

Top Liquids

9. Spit as lube

oh my dear lord, this photo....

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i would seriously lay down on the subway tracks before i listened to whatever that is

SEX RECORD 2K11

Totally accurate

I was gonna say. Plus, the dudes in Smith Westerns are like barely out of high school, so I'm not going to begrudge them that one.

actually discovering a lot of stuff i like in these (often silly) lists. maybe it's the obscurist in me, but i'm digging the two songs available for sampling on the bandcamp site by this anonymous portland act, whose 2011 album -- to my long lost love -- was listed by a fleet-fox as being the new disc he's listened to most this year.

ha ha - this haircut is like the mullet of 2011

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