Jordan's Real Singing Voice

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hahahahahaha

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_jordan_kills_a_cat/

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a treasure. Much Idolator roffling the other day.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

That explains why the album only just went top 20 on release.
It's on a par with that Liam Gallagher live video which was as bad.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell is this

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_%28Katie_Price%29

― jim (jim), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

She's a British politician and glamour model. Married to Peter Andre, a singer.

Jordan revealed in an interview with Elle magazine that Peter's secret for keeping his perma-tan is to smother himself in Coca-Cola before sunbathing. She also said that the secret to keeping insects away is to use Diet Coke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Andre

(xpost :-) )

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Former page 3 girl/soft porn model Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre (Australian pop star from the mid 90s) who got married a few years back after they appeared on some reality tv program. They have now done a duet covers album.
x-post

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

We all know WAY too much about these people.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Well they're in UK media everyday and are inescapable. What's your excuse? ;)

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Although she was already a well-established model, with frequent appearances on Page 3 and in men's lifestyle magazines such as Horse And Hound and Wizzards Sleeve to her credit...

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Did she ever appear in porn mags?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Katie-Price/Katie-Price-6.JPG

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Does The Lex know about Jordan?

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

of course

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

that song up yonder is his single of the year

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

She has artificial, er, personalities

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, PHOWAR BIG FAKE TITS!!!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

that picture = "I suggest you and your K-mart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander"

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Thursday, 7 December 2006 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Newport, Wales to an English mother; her maternal grandmother was Jewish.[1]

NICE.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, this is fake.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 7 December 2006 09:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahaha that's excruciating.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link

LEX GET ON THIS THREAD NOW URGENT AND KEY

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"Katie 'Jordan' Price had to deny she is singing on a terrible version of her new single after it spread across the internet..."

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw her on a eurovision show, singing, a few years ago, and she was appalling.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

She's pretty bad/borderline here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZ__Ic2Qmc

She must be surrounded by yes-men or something, and no-one will tell her she flat-out can't sing.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think anyone believes its a fake.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah yes, R Kelly and his less popular follow-up "I Believe I Can Get Away With Kiddy Fiddling (Allegedly)."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

HER TITS ARE FAKE?!? WTF!

― nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 7 December 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes lay off, I ain't tryin to be a singer.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

You must at least pass on the name of your surgeon.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Bill Drummond's involved in this project fer sure.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

She'd probably have been better off with an "I couldn't hear myself in the monitors, you don't understand, it's very technical" excuse. Cause, like, some of her extreme pitchshifts actually do sound like ... well, a shitty singer who can't hear herself, as opposed to a shitty singer at the top of her game?

― the pony-poop paradox (the pony-poop paradox), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The painfulness of Jordan's singing tends to draw attention away from Andre struggling to hit the high notes, his slack timing, unpleasant nasal tone, and mainly THOSE FUCK-AWFUL LYRICS!!!

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

They can't be blamed for the lyrics: it's a Disney song!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it? Blimey. It sounds bad enough to be in a don bluth movie.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

it's from 'Beauty And The Beast' isn't it? very sporting of whichever one out of Peter and Jordan is meant to represent the beast.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hrrrmmm. My sound is so bad it's hard to tell. The giveaway would be to see if there were any obvious editing during the bits where they sing together - funnily enough, that's where the sound went really scratchy on my machine.

To my ears, the "Jordan" voice sounds suspiciously doubled at the end. Why would a live track be doubled like that?

I mean, I'm not saying it's not real, just something about it doesn't sound right to me. (And it's not the tuneless singing.)

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Why? Because she could be singing along to the backing that has the original vocal, rather than miming.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

No, that doubled sounding effect made me think that the terrible vocal was overdubbed in over an existing vocal. But, like I said, I have really shitty sound on this puter.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahahaha why does no one ever remember which Disney movie this song is from? (HINT: It's "Aladdin".)

K, I've seen live performances where people sing over their studio vocals so that they don't have to pay a band, usually in environments like this clip indicates. I do agree that as it goes on, the vocals sound doubled, but I've seen that on so many television broadcasts that it didn't faze me at all.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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