2011 - Year of the J4gg3r

Louis Jagger.

cher lloyd > yr favorite artist.

cher lloyd > yr favorite artist.

― bayou goo, Friday, December 9, 2011 5:21 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

no louis, no credibility

lol, I didn't realize Cheryl Lloyd was the British Lil Mama

(I almost said "the British Ke$ha" but chickened out at the last second)

lil mama was exactly what i said to the PR when he first played me her songs! then he said "who?"

nb "swagger jagger" is like the worst thing on her album by some distance, it is all about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y9XTHsNUFE

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaVHGb_Ph4c

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffJ0UjUAdto

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvazCzmkn0

lil mama was exactly what i said to the PR when he first played me her songs! then he said "who?"

okay that is just sad

well "sad" isn't really the right word but it seems like one of the things yr PR should be doing for you is scoping out who your best analogues are for better brand positioning

ban all these jaggers

superheavy was robbed

to be fair lil mama had zero profile here even when she had a profile anywhere, which was four years ago. with cher's album they pushed the fergie line a lot, plus the more obvious nicki minaj x lily allen comparisons too

lol carolina liar

Louis Jagger.

― EZ Snappin, Friday, December 9, 2011 5:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

Louves like Jagger

if we had access to the 'rep for your slept on display names' thread i'd put "hoovers like jagger" in there

maroon 5 had some pretty good songs once. especially

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yn1cqjuhPs&fmt=18

that chorus <3

"moves like jagger" is not a pretty good song.

"moves like jagger" is not as good as maroon 5's best and is more the beginning of adam levine's dance pop solo career but it's perfectly enjoyable and catchy as stupid as it is

(I almost said "the British Ke$ha" but chickened out at the last second)

Well, Ke$ha did kick off this trend with "TiK ToK," no?

"moves like jagger" is not as good as maroon 5's best and is more the beginning of adam levine's dance pop solo career but it's perfectly enjoyable and catchy as stupid as it is shit

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 1:44 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

fixed

wake up, shipple

lol at "wake up, shipple"

both these songs song my left nut btw

why can't i rep for something as stupid but catchy if you get to rep for Cee-Lo Smeezington?

i vote for louis's song where he played a vacuum cleaner for college students

― Julie Lagger, Monday, November 28, 2011 5:12 PM

I don't know the other song but Moves Like Jagger is the worst shit I've ever heard.

write in for Dyson with Death!

^

srs question: when did people stop being able to produce human whistling in a way that didn't sound like the wailing winds of hell?

i blame peter, bjorn, & john

step yo whistle game up rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IFt6MyiVx54

i feel compelled to spoiler the fact that i just wrote a column about how FIVE of the biggest hits of the year had annoying whistle hooks

worst trend

and yet this one fell by the wayside. the fucking original!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYtN-k_-bg

voted Eugene McDaniels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJrmUtUosyM

my embed didn't work so you are missing some next level whistling shit from detroit in the mid 80s

why can't i rep for something as stupid but catchy if you get to rep for Cee-Lo Smeezington?

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

because "Fuck You" is like a beautiful pastiche of 70s soul and 00s pop and this song is like a Pokemon diharrea fight

"How come you can like "Hey Ya" and I can't like "Hey Soul Sister"" #arguing

is "the lazy song" a beautiful pastiche of 70s reggae? imo the bruno mars pedigree of "fuck you" comes through much more than the dungeon fam pedigree

Well, Ke$ha did kick off this trend with "TiK ToK," no?

what trend? fergie predates ke$ha, nicki minaj didn't exactly follow in her footsteps...

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