Like Andre 3000 on a Logo soap opera, I'm an out cast [OutKast]
― dealwithit.gif, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
I'm an indie treat, Bananas Foster For The People
― dealwithit.gif, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
"I said I want a full house / they said, 'you got it dude!'""it ain't ironic, I fuckin' love Rugrats!"
Oh wait, those are both real.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
Let me try one out:
"they said I'm just like that Culkin kid, even in New York I'm home alone too"
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
p good
― dealwithit.gif, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
Like a Rasta straight from Austin, you will know me by the trail of dreads
― OH NOES, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)
Illinois-centric with this one, but:
"I'm always like those Jesse White kids, always fuckin' with Tumblr"
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Louis C.K. Williams (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
I've been trying to come up with one involving his 30 Rock Emmy, Urkel, and "did I do that" but its proving elusive.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
whites be tumblrin this week on ilx
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Friday, 2 December 2011 07:02 (fourteen years ago)
Get girls? Urkel Gambino gets many,"Did I do that?" Fucked her with my Emmy.
― big popppa hoy, Friday, 2 December 2011 09:15 (fourteen years ago)
And, scene.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Friday, 2 December 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
Lmao
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 2 December 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
did i ruin this for everyone?
― big popppa hoy, Friday, 2 December 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
yes, but you did so in the best possible way
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Friday, 2 December 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
"I said I want a full house / they said, 'you got it dude!'"
that Sinefeld gif where he gets fed up and leaves the movie theater.
― Cunga, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
I can't beat the urkel one but:
menage a trois with two models in the silver rolls royce i let her pick out the other girl cuz it was sophie's choice
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 December 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)
Now that's the spirit. If my brain wasn't 100% fried from work this week I'd attempt more.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Friday, 2 December 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like this is very quickly going to become indistinguishable from 'thread for fake paul barman lines'
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)
yo we sex cops, cuz we bust nuts
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
when i was 16 i was always on the john... yoko onojerkin it like the new boyz, no chaz bono
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)
I'm a smart fellerNot a fart smellaI'm at the center of it allI'm like Rockefeller
― Foolio Iglesias, Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
xpost
awesome
― HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
gambino's so hollywood, sparta, spacey, bay, "darling"fuckin four sisters, martha macy may marlene
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
got that nbc money, credit card voids nevergambino's deep in the pussy like andrew lloyd webber
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
is childish gambino gonna go all brian wilson now that he has to compete with "shout out to the asian girls, let the lights dim sum"
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)
while lames are at their jobs, i'm munching on their honey's bungambino makes asians disappear like the casting director of "21"
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)
hoes think i'm jill abramson the way i get that papergambino'll leave you smoking, call me don draper
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
gambino's like cm punk, y'all could never pin mesee more naked girls in my studio than ryan mcgliney
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
girl we can get it on like voltron... come togethergambino puts more cream on white girls skin than unilever
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)
girl you're a virgin? i still may do itthere will be blood, daniel day lewis
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
people think I'm uncool but I'm not
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
I fucked this asian bitch till she was a round eye reptar reptar johnathan franzen
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)
first black mc drama geek call me new wave no rohmer sex more: oral, tail, anal and got dough like homer
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)
After this I hit the highway headin' west like I'm fuckin blowin kanye
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)
that was a real line tho so it doesnt count
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
my dick's long like a joanna newsom song, she had to give me propssaw deerhunter on my ipod then she sucked my bradford cox
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
irl lol
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
i told her i'd forget her like tapes n tapes if she thinks those lames hurt methen i pulled out my dick and said "this is happening" like my name was james murphy
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)
saw deerhunter on my ipod then she sucked my bradford cox
did you have to google this?
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)
When I'm all up in the itchy-woo #Sigur RosYou be wishin' I'm your boyfriend #Best Coast
― OH NOES, Sunday, 4 December 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
you think j0rdan needs google to know the name of the singer from deerhunter?
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
i... guess??
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
i dont think you are allowed to write for p4k regularly and not know who bradford cox is
― big popppa hoy, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
j0rdan is pretty up on buzzbands is all i'm saying
it's his only real character flaw imo
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
deerhunter is a buzzband??
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
well they had to be at one point, right?
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
sandbox posting is the art of pretend ignorance
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
"deerhunter is a buzzband??"
- signed ilx's #1 chillwave stenographer
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)
does that mean є(٥_ ٥)э is lamp? i still have no idea who almost anybody is
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
indeed
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)
speak to different demographics... Slim Shadywhose line's it anyway... Wayne Brady
― Chris S, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
New England girls? Their donuts I'm dunkin'Midwest girls? I'm smashin' their pumpkinsCalifornia girls? I got a little somethin'I'm ginnin' their juice with Snoop and a blumkin
― OH NOES, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
you not getting this is why i was surprised you knew who the lead singer of deerhunter was in the first place, i guess
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
not getting what
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
The industry created this monster, no HR GigerMy shorty need to loosen up, she need some Dickens Cider
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
She was hot like Pam Anderson, well hello sailorWent and whipped out my tool time like I'm Tim Taylor
― Mordy, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
well hello sailor
not even childish gambino would say this
― regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Monday, 5 December 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)
got that green album in my hash pipe, i'm a smoker not a weezerno cuomo but i'm stalkin' all these asian ivy leaguersi'm all over tumblr like lesbians who look like biebermake you bi if you let me say hi to your beaver
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Monday, 5 December 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)