This is, as far as I know, and I wasn't part of the commisioning or editing of the piece, a spoof, a fabrication, a parody. Obviously it COULD be real, which is the fun of it. But I'm pretty damn sure it isn't.
The commentors are totally baffled though. As are Playlouder.com, who have it quoted as a news piece (http://www.playlouder.com/news/+have-a-kook-at-t/). I've also seen it c&p'd and emailed around and posted on messageboards in various places with no reference to Stylus at all, as if it is just genuine leaks from record company execs, that people are genuinely (wtf?!) shocked by (news just in - record companies interested in MARKETING).
This strikes me as utterly fucking bizarre. I think it's a good piece. Contentious and controversial, obviously, but pretty well-observed and very funny, especially to someone who's received these types of things (also amusing because I've been party to EMI marketing emails which are NOTHING like this).
Um, discuss, or something.
― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
*I'm sorry, that was an accidental ref...
― SandboxAnna (SandboxAnna), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link
the self-deprecating line at the end about "Major Webzine" and "who reads that crap anyway" is the biggest giveaway
― dmr (dmr), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link
gotta love the ol' purple monkey dishwasher effect
― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sandbox Scourage (Scourage), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link
my god, i'm so glad i'm not myspace friends with anyone who'd dream of doing this!
it reads like a would-be comedian's idea of how A&R people talk
otm. but i guess we all gotta have our strawmen!
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link