Paris = Jarvis

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The Paris angle wasn't killed, though, was it? I mean 'is going for a different audience' is a no-brainer and it's covered in the original question: the thing about Paris, which she has in common with Jarvis, is that she recieved all this mainstream broadsheet media attention which hasn't been reflected in record sales. They were both building on previous celebrity: the fact that Jarvis' previous celebrity stemmed originally from releasing records doesn't matter that much. They're both considered - for better or worse, for legitimate or illegitimate reasons - Important, cultural phenomena, worth considering. But the record-buying public don't appear to care very much.

I quite enjoy it when the record-buyers and the pop media (or broadsheet media trying to cover pop) are so fundamentally out of joint with one another? like how often Rachel Stevens would appear on totp/saturday morning kids' tv when those were dwindling: it was the only place she could really do promo, but her record sales didn't quite justify the presence she had. I think it's a manifestation of the same thing - this is how broadsheet media can connect to popular music, by dealing with people as Intellectual Survivor of Pop Life (jarvis) or Walking Symptom of Modern Culture (paris) -- but then it just isn't reflected by the pop markets, which don't follow those rules.

also, srsly, Just cos mans want to otm each other about how pulp are not the smiths (well done! no-one disagrees with you! have a cookie!) doesn't mean the original point doesn't stand.

xposts, obv

cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that's surely rather good in november thou? in a less competitive time of year it'd be top 40 easily

acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, but 'personalities' does no justice to the absolute chasm between our general perception of jarvis, an intelligent, high-achieving pop-star with useful opinions and the ability to write cracking songs, and our general perceptions of paris, which are practically the opposite. 'caricatured media figure'? i don't see that with jarvis.

i also haven't noticed nearly as much press for jarvis' album as for paris'. neither in the context of this year have been that prominent anyway; joanna newsom and even My Chemical Romance have outstripped both in terms of publicity.

Louis Jagger (Scourage), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost: capitals do not equal truth.

mister the guanoman (m the g), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I also note that out of all those acts you listed, Madonna is the only one whose last record shifted serious units (in Britain at least).

kind of why i listed them (as paul was talking about underperforming albums) - though cf american life for madge. also throw eminem in there too. i didn't think back to basics had underperformed though.

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

x post

of course jarvis is a caricature. as much as he fights against it he'll always be to 95% of britain that funny bloke with glasses who wiggled his bum at michael jackson!

acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

also cf his apperance on that bt advert circa 2001 "hello it 90s pop joker Jarvis hanging from a lamp post!"

acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Important, cultural phenomena, worth considering.

Jarvis on his own merits as a fantastic songwriter, Paris as a sort of reflexive 'Why do people pay any attention to this talentless waste of space? WHY??? Oh, whoops, we're paying her attention. Why are we paying attention to this...' vicious circle of doom. I can't make the leap!

oh, maybe he is a caricature to some (really, not as much as you say though!), but to us lot, who (hopefully) know our music, he'd be regarded as something rather more than that.

Louis Jagger (Scourage), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Jarvis did go Top 40 - it peaked at #37.

Back To Basics hasn't sold that well in the UK; there were already £4 copies going in MVE the week it went in at number one.

Thing about Rachel S is that her TV promos/interviews actually worked against the album because she came across as so blase and uninterested that the public shrugged their shoulders and wondered why they should bother. Which is a shame because Come And Get It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other album mentioned here thus far.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing about Paris, which she has in common with Jarvis, is that she recieved all this mainstream broadsheet media attention which hasn't been reflected in record sales

but doesn't this happen all the time? and is actually quite natural when you consider that a great deal of press coverage is pre-release; i don't think it was implausibly silly to think that paris and jarvis might sell quite a bit (same with rachel), and it wouldn't invalidate the coverage if it turned out that they didn't. it's like when people say "omg critics must feel so silly after jizzing over rachel's album which tanked" - well no, it's still a good album!

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

critics must feel so silly after jizzing over anything, really.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

louis, being a caricature and being taken seriously are not mutually exclusive. dom and paul are on the wrong track in trying to paint jarvis as this national figure of fun but there is an element of "ooh that funny man from a decade ago" - his position is kind of like a (much) lesser version of kate bush's, mildly eccentric and slightly worthy, but def on the other side of the To Be Taken Seriously fence from paris and rachel.

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

They wouldn't get much for their CDs at MVE if they jizzed over them. A penny a pound, I'm telling you.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

OR, different people think of jarvis in different ways.

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

he'll always be to 95% of britain that funny bloke with glasses who wiggled his bum at michael jackson!

isn't this true of virtually all famous people or artists though? from the reference point of the wider population, most artists/celebrities/whatever will only known for one or two key moments in their career.

mister the guanoman (m the g), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i hate shatner

i can only assume this is because you are not familiar with his excellent side work as an actor - the pinnacle of which being the recent adverts for Kellogg's All Bran Bran Flakes Yoghurty.

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

'our general perception of x' => I think you mean your own general perception, Louis: you're coming from within a certain sector of the population that had a particular image of jarvis as elder statesman of music, the one person to survive britpop credibility intact. this isn't shared by the general public. (xposts: er, what paul said)

when it comes to column inches/publicity, it doesn't matter if someone's a Personality because they're widely respected by kids shackled to old indie or a Personality because they were on a tv show that was popular in recent memory or a Personality because they're a paraplegic or a Personality because they are unquestionably a genius. All that matters is that they have a hook, any hook, to get people to read papers/maybe even buy records. Take up Lex's list of names: what sets Paris aside from them is that her previous fame contained no music career. But none of those are famous just for music: they're also famous for all this external stuff, for drugs and divaisms and who knows what else.

cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

vast majority of 2006 youth re. jarvis: who he?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I also note from the CD photos that he's getting to look more and more like Derek Bailey every day.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

sadly, he doesn't sound like him though.

mister the guanoman (m the g), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

xposts to 'your general perception': fair enough. what irritated me i guess was mostly the thread title, which by your logic could be paris=jarvis=david beckham=katie melua=keira knightley=ARGH, which is plainly unhelpful.

Louis Jagger (Scourage), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

No, that's all fine.

What sort of bugged me to sadness was the "Jarvis, yeah nice bloke but hey he's no Morrissey,is he?"

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

well, that goes without saying. i was just talking about what pissed me off most about the original thread premise, before the ghastly grinning corpse of stephen morrissey was exhumed.

Louis Jagger (Scourage), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

but Lex, Paris-The-Phenomenon was on the same side of the to-be-taken-seriously fence though! The only difference was that she was seen as a cultural studies object, whereas Jarvis is seen as a human being with opinions and free will and suchlike.

Louis, I don't think it is plainly unhelpful! There's a set of critera we haven't worked out yet which determine what kind of coverage a celebrity gets - Katie Melua and Keira Knightly get, I think, a much more run-of-the-mill treatment than either Paris or Jarvis did.

cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

newsom jus missing the top 40 is pretty good surely? i mean modest mouse can only get to 40 in this country, surely there in a similar frame.

yes but the way the jarvis album was treated it seemed to be being billed as a "you are the quarry", "aerial" type first week unit shifter but the fraction of the population who consider a worthwhile artist to shell out a tenner on is far far smaller than though. lex is probably right that jarvis is not a "national figure of fun" but he isn't primarily known for his music to a lot of people thou!

cis and nick s are repectively both really onto something upthread

no artist on this thread has written as great a song a motivation by sum 41

acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

he's not so much known for his music itself as for his Elder Statesman Of Britpop status, perhaps?

cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

These days I'd say he's best known for doing Rolf Harris on Stars In Their Eyes.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Katie Melua and Keira Knightly get, I think, a much more run-of-the-mill treatment than either Paris or Jarvis did.

so you have to be a caricature to qualify.

okay, paris=jarvis=chris evans=gary neville :P

Louis Jagger (Scourage), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

What you have to understand is that record buyers in Britain these days aren't interested in artists who are out of the ordinary or exotic. They want Didos and Meluas who look just like them and sing about simple things they can understand at the end of a long and horrible day at the call centre and it's all Radio 2 Music Club don't wake the baby tasteful.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

o here we go again.

cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Katie Melua and Keira Knightly = Damon Albarn and Thom Yorke!

acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

katie melua = corkscrew-haired bum-chinned womble-affiliated welsh warbler

keira knightley = bambi-eyed skeletal pirate moll

everyone's a caricature.

mister the guanoman (m the g), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the way the jarvis album was treated it seemed to be being billed as a "you are the quarry", "aerial" type first week unit shifter

it's not so far-fetched to think it might be one of these though, i mean i have no interest in it but i would have thought that if those shifted what they did then jarvis could too. i don't really know why it didn't but that's a different question surely?

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yes but you'd be pretty stretched to write an op-ed on either
xpost

both of those albums were preceded by singles that annocued "i'm back" maybe.

acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

You Are The Quarry sold fairly well. Sales of Aerial have been underwhelming. One listen to Jarvis quickly demonstrates how and why it could never be a best-seller. He needs the big budget, he needs the Britpop context; unlike Albarn he hasn't had the wit to paint himself out of his corner (cf. Relaxed Muscle/Gorillaz).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

The parallels exist in that both of them are the absolute embodiment of a particular section of media (Paris = mainstream sleb mag whereas Jarvis = geeky cerebral broadsheet type with a nose for a good quote) so of course editors are 100% comfortable with how to cover them. Add to the fact Jarvis gives good interview while Paris can usually be relied upon to do something outrageous or stupid to give the story an angle. The music of either is of secondary importance to the personality.

Rachel Stevens is an interesting case because there's a disconnect between the media that care about her (lads mag press essentially), the people who actually buy her records (handful of people off the internet who like 80s-influenced pop) and the people its aimed at (the Kylie market). It's a combination of poor marketing and a complete lack of interest in the personality.

Katie Melhua neither says nor does anything interesting, looks quite pretty, but lacks the persona to get any editor particularly excited and sells more records than all of them put together. Because it's this very LACK of personality that appeals to the All About The Music crew (see also Dido, Snow Patrol).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Exactly. The public just wants a mirror, wants its musicians to be Just Like Us/Down To Earth (thus also Coldplay and Keane and all the rest of them) whereas in my day I wanted gods, untouchables.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

And can we stop endlessly retreading the Passantino line that there's some sort of significance in having column inches disproportionate to record sales, because that accounts for pretty much everyone who hasn't made the Top 10 Album chart this year. We might as well be talking about grime.

(Marcello that's all well and good but I very much doubt you tallied with 'the public' even in your day)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"You=Quarry" was trailed by a ruddy bigly promoted hit single!

"Jarvis" had a d/l, a year previous (or so it seemed) and no single on the radio.

that's why it wasn't a big hit.

The "PulpHits" was a flop as 1) Everyone had the tracks they liked best already 2) No extra anything (a live disc and/or rarities/bsides or DVD would have been mandatory thesedays)

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, Matt DC otm re/ media-orientation of Jarvis/Paris etc

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

There are more 'old people' in the country these days. 'Old people' who still really value albums despite download cultural onslaught.
The 'down to earth' thing does not affect singles chart as it does the albums chart for numerous reasons.

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

The "PulpHits" was a flop as 1) Everyone had the tracks they liked best already 2) No extra anything (a live disc and/or rarities/bsides or DVD would have been mandatory thesedays)

3) Pulp were never quite crossover enough for whatever reason for these things not to matter (there must be countless big-selling no frills best ofs out there).

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

3) No they were, just that "Different Class" was everso crossover. Such that everyone owned one.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't the Basement Jaxx Best Of sell way more than any of their albums because the appeal of Where's Your Head At and Romeo and Red Alert and Good Luck extends well beyond their album-buying fanbase. It doesn't with Pulp.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe paris and jarvis' problem is uh godlikeness but probably more about the music. i wonder what would have happened if jarvis had made something like "the drift" and paris had done "i don't feel like dancing"...

acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

re: people not knowing jarvis for his music, don't 'disco 2000' and 'common people' still get wheeled out a fair bit? incidental music and those channel 4 lists and stuff.

lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

3) No they were, just that "Different Class" was everso crossover. Such that everyone owned one.

I don't think this was much of a factor. How well do you think 'Stop The Clocks' will sell despite everyone already owning everything on it?

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Not even "Common People"/"Disco 2000"?

xposts

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

(i.e. what lex said)

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

It wasn't What's The Story (Morning Glory)? in the 1995 everyone owned one stakes.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link


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