Uses for 500 Sluts

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1. stack cordwood

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

2. canon fodder

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

3. control group for scientific research

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

4. hold off Persian army

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

5. camp followers

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

4. hold off Persian army

4a. Be Persian army.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

IRAN ZINGS

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

6. row a small fleet of triremes

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

7. cast David Lynch remake of The Ten Commandments

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

7. Show up the Polyphonic Spree

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

killfiles be fucking up list threads

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

9. build a shoddy aqueduct

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

10. Chase Michael Palin off a cliff at the end of a Monty Python sketch.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

11. Wash a HUEG car.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

12. NFL Cheerleader Playoffs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

13. naked bicycle armada

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

14. wdyll thread

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

15. Wilt Chamberlain foreplay

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

15. Congress

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

17. 500 toothpick cleanup committee

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

18. sexy flashmob

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

19. argue with gzeus

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

20. Start a sexy nationwide crime syndicate

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

seat fillers at 1000 Sluts awards show

― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

22. drive up penicillin stock; sell long

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

23. Staff an old folks home for demented geezers.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

24. flood Chinese market w/ cheap imports, see how THEY like it

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

25. populate fantasies of lonely geeks

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

26. Act as a post-life reward in an obscure religion

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

27. to hold this screwdriver for a second

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

28. orchestrate complex wikipedia hoax

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

29. Screw in 1000 Lightbulbs. AT THE SAME TIME.

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

30. "popcorn" singalong, one note per slut

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

31. jigglepalooza

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

am I the only one picturing nude, blonde sluts in all these scenarios? I don't think the original post had such specificty.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

mine are nude and multicolored

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

32. PARIS HILTON: ARMY OF ME

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Complex wikipedia hoaxes can be orchestrated with sluts of any hair color, in varying states of dress.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I've dressed them like '60s art girls in the eye of my mind -- they all have flips.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, male and female sluts are welcome to apply. EOE

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

33. Batdance

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

34. some lame Playboy cartoon

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

35. some lame ILE thread

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

36. change one lightbulb

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

37. Use them as new anti-bully crack mod squad.

― stet (stet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

38. simply walk into Mordor

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

39. perpetual motion machine

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

40. sample for high-concept minimal dance record

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

41. audience for high-concept minimal dance record

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

42. keep Uncle Jerry away from the potato salad

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

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54. Entourage extras

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

55. post 500 parody threads

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

56. http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/dallas_cowboys_cheerleaders_making_the_team/series.jhtml

(and this thread is better than the original.)

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

57. U.N. power fluffing squad

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

58. stage "Slut Pride" parades in 5 cities, each more slutty than the last

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

59. joe francis catnip

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

60. sage francis moshpit

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

61. new Glenn Branca guitar army(only w/ slightly stricter morals)

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

62. ~~hands~~ handjobs across america

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

63. find my keys

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

64. Oscar seat-fillers

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

65. advertising sales reps for scientific journals.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

66. tenured faculty

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

67. 120 Days of Sodom: Day 83

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

68. Massive wine-glass orchestra

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

69. busby berkeley revival

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

70. Jack Nicholson's funeral procession

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

71. a Warren Beatty oscar tribute

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

72. Kill that dude on the beach in the Axe commercial

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

73. Human slip-n-slide

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

74. FAP

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

75. undocumented workers to build a great wall between the u.s. and mexico

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

76. settle this thing with Luxembourg once and for all

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

77. Spencer Tunick photoshoot

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

78 HenFAP

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

79. crew a Continental Shelf oil rig

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

80. 500 blowjobs

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

81. Twilight-Zone-style punishment for Howard K Stern.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

82. nunnery

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

83. play pattycake with Vishnu

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

84. they could supply their names for Bruce Springsteen songs for the next 50 years

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

85. satisfy your curiosity

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

86. Northampton Town away support

― unfished business (Scourage), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

87. Assist with the waterboarding of 500 detainees

― as in 'powdered feet' (pye poudre), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

88. slut jenga

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

89. 500 Nintendo reviews on Youtube

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

90. 150,000 man super-bukakke

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

91. make 5,000 posts on gamefaqs and the imdb boards

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought this was about sluts, not virgins?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

92. record-breaking lez up

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

49. Deflower 500 ILE posters

there aren't enough sluts in the world to deflower all of ILX's virgins

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

93. Louis Jagger: Losing it in Style

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought this was about sluts, not virgins?

a slut-filled imdb would be a marked improvement

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Present: π!!!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

94. spend 38,500 hours in therapy working out daddy issues

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

95. free Mumia!

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

96. issue collector's edition sluts

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

97. gates in the world's sexiest slalom.

― chicago kevin is covered in snow, and so was the turnpike from stockbridge (chic, Friday, 16 February 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

98. give definition to Myspace

― hm (modestmickey), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

99. have sex with sluts

― step hen faps, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

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