Dear ILE - a flea

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C J (C J), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

Talk about headlice, beetles, and horror stories about discovering fleas in the waistband of clothes you bought in Chelsea Girl which were made in some far eastern sweatshop here.

C J (C J), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

underrated thread.

I have no horror stories of finding fleas in clothes. but with two dogs and a cat I'm sure the summer holds much flea fun.

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

I remember when we first got our cats from the shelter, they were so flea-infested that when we took them to the vets, he made us take them away again immediately and showed us the little flea larvae hatching on his examination table. Disgusting. Poor cats.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

the shelter didn't clean them up???

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh. Flea infestations. I've had to deal with it twice. It's been 7 years since the last one and it still gives me the grisly shudders.

We bought our little tortoiseshell as a companion for our stray moggy, and SHE, the half-persion ball of cute, turned out to be hopping with fleas. We lived in a student house with 6 other people, none of whom believed us that they needed to a) vacuum their rooms occasionally and then b) allow us to fumigate said rooms. Needless to say, after a few weeks and a flea population explosion that must have broken records, carpets were burned and fumigation took place.

It was so bad that I'd be sitting at work sometimes and find fleas merrily larking about on my desk, having hitched a ride in. I hope like hell nobody else ever saw them; they didn't say anything. (My colleagues, not the parasites. Nor did the fleas, come to think of it. That would have made it all worthwhile / a nightmare of even more epic proportions).

Anyone else ever kill fleas by popping them? It works but trust me, don't do it.

Zora (Zora), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

the shelter didn't clean them up???

Irish shelters are not well funded, staffed, or organised. Irish people in general do not have any real regard for animals. Of the three cats I've adopted from shelters, I've had to de-flea them all, pay for them to be neutered, have them chipped, treat their ringworm and earmites, and two of them died on me anyway.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

how old were you when you found out flea circuses weren't real?

I think I must've been well into my teens, somewhat embarassingly!

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 16 February 2007 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, what?

They're... are you... I don't believe you.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 16 February 2007 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

I love the idea of a flea trapeze.

C J (C J), Friday, 16 February 2007 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone else ever kill fleas by popping them? It works but trust me, don't do it.

is it rank? TELL ME!

emsk ( emsk ), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

haha i gis-ed GHOST OF A FLEA and among the canonic blake got this:

http://www.wildyorkshire.co.uk/naturediary/images/artwork/bogeyman.jpg

mark sinker (mark s), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

xp is that like, on a stove or something? heating them til they explode? or do you mean with a pin or summat?

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.trainedfleas.com/fleaimages/reviews/csarticleweb.jpg

mark sinker (mark s), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

we debate flea poppage

mark sinker (mark s), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

I have done flea poppage. I was once de-lousing the children (head lice used to frequently do the rounds of their playgroup), when I combed a GINORMOUS one out of my daughter's hair. I popped it by squishing it between my thumbnails (you can't kill them by pressing them between your fingers, it has to be against something hard) and it really did POP loudly. It was revolting yet oddly satisfying at the same time.

C J (C J), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've killed woodlice in the manner CJ just described, but it was all in the name of science. It was somehow a more humane way than dropping them into the concentrated nitric acid whilst they were still alive. The next stage of the experiment required them to be in liquid form.

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Home brew?

C J (C J), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

Yup, between the nails. The ones carrying eggs explode magnificently. There's blood, though it's stolen, obv. It is... rank doesn't even begin to cover it. It's like squeezing a spot only with this immense sense of disgust and righteous hatred.

Zora (Zora), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

FANTASTIC. thank you. happy now, head filled with ick

emsk ( emsk ), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

no, atomic adsorption spectrophotometry, since you ask.

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 16 February 2007 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

head lice used to frequently do the rounds of their playgroup

do you guys remember Nitty Nora? She was the Nit Nurse and used to visit the school occasionally. We all had to stand in line and wait for her to run her fingers through our hair in turn to check for nits. Looking back you wonder if perhaps this person was just some kind of perv who liked to run her fingers thru kids' hair.

There was a bit of casual racism in the area of London where I grew up re: nits. There was a large Cypriot community and ppl used to hiss "they bring them back from Cyprus" and attribute the entire parasite problem to our Greek and Turkish chums.


when we were learning the Periodic Table the teacher asked "what are halogens used for?". Somebody replied "headlights" and the teacher looked really, really confused, thinking they had said "headlice".

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

nitty nora, hair explorer.

emsk ( emsk ), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

I read somewhere that the human flea is descended from the deer flea, which makes me wonder what our Stone Age ancestors got up to.

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

sad for irish shelters. :(

i have popped fleas before ::shudder::. I have also had the pleasure of combing head lice out of a small, squirming child. :::::SHUDDER::::

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)


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