From the Wonderful Folks Who Brought You Iraq: Iran

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In April, Seymour Hersh reported in The New Yorker that U.S. troops were already on the ground in Iran, negotiating alliances with the Azerbaijanis in the North, the Kurds in the Northeast, and the Baluchis in the Southeast. In September, Time reported that a U.S. campaign to wipe out Iran's nuclear program could entail bombing up to 1,500 targets. More recently, Paul Craig Roberts, a former assistant secretary of the Treasury under Ronald Reagan, asserted in the Baltimore Chronicle that Bush "will attack Iran with tactical nuclear weapons, because it is the only way the neocons believe they can rescue their goal of U.S. (and Israeli) hegemony in the Middle East." Adds former C.I.A. officer Philip Giraldi, "I've heard from sources at the Pentagon that their impression is that the White House has made a decision that war is going to happen."

According to Sam Gardiner, the most telling sign that a decision to bomb has already been made was the October deployment order of minesweepers to the Persian Gulf, presumably to counter any attempt by Iran to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. "These have to be towed to the Gulf," Gardiner explains. "They are really small ships, the size of cabin cruisers, made of fiberglass and wood. And towing them to the Gulf can take three to four weeks."

Another serious development is the growing role of the U.S. Strategic Command (StratCom), which oversees nuclear weapons, missile defense, and protection against weapons of mass destruction. Bush has directed StratCom to draw up plans for a massive strike against Iran, at a time when CentCom has had its hands full overseeing operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. "Shifting to StratCom indicates that they are talking about a really punishing air-force and naval air attack [on Iran]," says Lang.

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

See Charlie Rose last night?

jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

No cable, crap reception. :(

Can you elaborate?

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I like this one:

They're fuckin' kidding, right? A couple dozen tin can-sized pieces of debris might be enough to send the entire Middle East down the flaming road of apocalypse now? The biggest problem with the entire Operation "Let's-Prove-Iran-Is-Sending-Weapons-To-Iraq" PR push is that Americans don't give a fuck about Iraq anymore. The vast majority of this nation doesn't give a shit if Sunnis kill Shiites and vice-versa, with a Kurd or two thrown in to make it seem like that region's even part of Iraq. And Americans ain't gonna care as long as American troops are over there...

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

If we go to war with Iran, it's Europe's fault.

Also: Timing in a poker game is critical: if you do not know when to raise, you always lose.

i.e. Iraq

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Doofus is on the air right now

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Not suprisingly a lot of Iran talk in the old Iraq threads

It's January 2007 in Iraq

It's February 2007 in Iraq...

Ned why no Iraq sandbox thread?

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

*insert mikenelson_morrissey.jpg here*

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Who knew Ahmadinejad was emo kid?

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

what a softie

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus, I hate that fucking guy.

Fucking weepy-eyed war mongers.

Bush is less reticent about public displays of grief for victims of Sept. 11. During the recent events marking the fifth anniversary of the attacks, he teared up several times and at one point had to concentrate just to finish a speech. "Your heart breaks for somebody who suffered," he later told Charles Gibson of ABC News. "Tears can get contagious as far as I'm concerned."

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

That's the weirdest thing, the focus on the Iran guy; it's like the warmongers need a hitler-ish figurehead to focus their hate on because they find it to be more useful or it's the only way they can conceive of war(furthering the analogy of the current occupation as somehow being like the U.S. Civil War). The fact that he's rapidly losing popularity/power inside the country, that he's not even the guy in control, and that he'll most likely be out of power years before they could scrape together materiel for a bomb.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it wrong that I think Ahmadinejad is rather handsome?

jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

It's the Sears Roebuck trousers.

Alfred Soto (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Handsome in a hardware store kinda way.

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahmadinejad is totally stylish!

dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

he IS rather handsome, but then again so are all iranians

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the members' only jacket!

GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

every time I see him I think of John Landis in "Into the Night"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

He puts a lot of effort into his snappy look; he copies Obama at every turn!

(minus the whole Members Only jacket thing)

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ahmadinejad is just trying too goddamn hard. he's totally trying to play the snidely whiplash role -- we got nukes! we deny the holocaust! israel must die! -- but he's just not very scary. i think the bush people even realize that, after a year or so of showcasing him as the big bad wolf. that's why they're muttering now about "the mullahs" and the quds forces and whatever, the shadowy "real leaders". it's a lot scarier to say "ayatollah" than to trot out smiley turtleneck guy. and it seems like an awful lot of iranians are just embarrassed by their doofy president. (join the club, iranians.)

anyway, i go back and forth on being sure we're going to stir up some military shit there and thinking the whole thing will fizzle. right now i kind of think both are likely; there'll be some kind of skirmishes, maybe a little bombing run, and the reaction will be so uniformly negative -- from the american public, the iranian public, and the world at large -- that the two idiot presidents will both have to back down a little. sort of like what seems to have happened in the north korean talks.

tipsy mothra (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

kinda like schrodinger's war

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Iran's rep to the UN was a little disappointing on Charlie Rose last night.

jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i keep hearing The Straits of Hormuz as The Straits of Vermouth, becuz i is a drunk.

Still, they shut that down, thing's gunna get even more interesting.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Anne Applebaum:

Last weekend, Iran's nuclear negotiator also sounded more conciliatory when he offered to re-open the stalled Iranian-European negotiations. Iran's president has also gone out of his way to say that his country poses "no threat to Israel", despite earlier promises to "wipe Israel off the map".

But it is also true that at least one of Iran's tactics is also working. For some time now, the Iranians have been trying to play America off against Europe, so as to relieve the pressure on themselves. After all, if there aren't joint American-European sanctions, then the Iranians will find it that much easier to ignore them. Thus do the "war in Iran" headlines - guaranteed to stir up fear and loathing of the American government - feed right into Iranian interests.

Which matters: for we are at an unusual juncture in history. If Britain, France and Germany go along with America's "coercive diplomacy", that diplomacy might stand a slim chance of success. If they do not, then yes, the distant, but not completely unthinkable military option might begin to loom larger in the minds of politicians in both Washington and Tel Aviv.

Having started an unpopular war already, having no prospect of being re-elected to anything, President Bush might decide that, in the absence of allies, there is no other way. For the first time in a long time, it really is up to Europeans to influence what comes next.

urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Nothing new here, I just like how mouthy the press is getting with Bush:

Mr. Bush: But my focus is on making sure that this weapon is dealt with, the program is dealt with in a constructive, peaceful way. And we’ll continue to work toward achieving our common objective with other nations in the world in a peaceful way. …

Question — using faulty intelligence to provoke Iran?

Mr. Bush: No, I heard your question, and I told you, I was confident that the Quds force, a part of the Iranian government, was providing weaponry into Iraq. And to say it is provoking Iran is just a wrong way to characterize the Commander-in-Chief’s decision to do what is necessary to protect our soldiers in harm’s way. And I will continue to do so.

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"Bombing is Wrong"

ORLY

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

The reporter should have said, "X-post, Mr. president."

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link


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