100 worst things about alt.porn

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100. The fact that Suicide Girls apparently changed the standard for porn names from the Abigail Teetz/Shannon Suxxx type of monicker, to "Deletia", "Anaeshetik", "Devyne", "La Bret" bullshit.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

99. Rainbow socks. The fuck is meant to be sexy about that?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

98. Yeah, the internet didn't have enough bad music reviews, now we have bad music reviews by people who's main source of income is flashing their crotch at a fucking Sony Easyshot three times a week.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

97. Celebrity alt porn fans include rappers Atmosphere and Slug, rockers Marilyn Manson and Henry Rollins, and Chuck fucking Pahalalalanik.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

96. If I see another celtic cross tattoo, or wreath motif on an upper arm, or self-consciously cutesy placement of gothic comic characters, I may cry.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

95. ban australians from the internet

― Bodhisattva, let me take you by the hand (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

94. Joanna Angel is basically a slightly shorter version of Polly Jean Harvey. Where's the joy?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Joanna Angel was the slightly shorter version of Sarah Silverman.

― milo (milo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

93. She kinda looks like she has spina bifida in this pic:

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/joanna_angel_spin_promo.jpg

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

92. You do realise some poor intern at Spin has to ghostwrite that fucking column for her each month, right?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

91. Belladonna now apparently industry standard.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok, you had me, and then you lost me. you think this much about porn?

― Bodhisattva, let me take you by the hand (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

90. clit rings and etc.

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

89. Sean Stuhl or whatever his name is only man in pornography to come within 500 yards of a Joe Francis level of creepiness.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

I don't mind rainbow socks. I think. Depends hugely on the wearer of course.

― DavidM (DavidM), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

This..........er...............,

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

I like Rainbow Socks, there's a lot of things I don't like about alt.porn but they're not one of them (or even two of them).

― ned trifle XIV (ned trifle XIV), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://db.museum.or.jp/file/event/00025625/00025625.jpg

― axl rose on the third day (clonefeed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

raunchy!

― DavidM (DavidM), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

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