100 worst things about alt.porn

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100. The fact that Suicide Girls apparently changed the standard for porn names from the Abigail Teetz/Shannon Suxxx type of monicker, to "Deletia", "Anaeshetik", "Devyne", "La Bret" bullshit.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

99. Rainbow socks. The fuck is meant to be sexy about that?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

98. Yeah, the internet didn't have enough bad music reviews, now we have bad music reviews by people who's main source of income is flashing their crotch at a fucking Sony Easyshot three times a week.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

97. Celebrity alt porn fans include rappers Atmosphere and Slug, rockers Marilyn Manson and Henry Rollins, and Chuck fucking Pahalalalanik.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

96. If I see another celtic cross tattoo, or wreath motif on an upper arm, or self-consciously cutesy placement of gothic comic characters, I may cry.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

95. ban australians from the internet

― Bodhisattva, let me take you by the hand (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

94. Joanna Angel is basically a slightly shorter version of Polly Jean Harvey. Where's the joy?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought Joanna Angel was the slightly shorter version of Sarah Silverman.

― milo (milo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

93. She kinda looks like she has spina bifida in this pic:

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/joanna_angel_spin_promo.jpg

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

92. You do realise some poor intern at Spin has to ghostwrite that fucking column for her each month, right?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

91. Belladonna now apparently industry standard.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, you had me, and then you lost me. you think this much about porn?

― Bodhisattva, let me take you by the hand (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

90. clit rings and etc.

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

89. Sean Stuhl or whatever his name is only man in pornography to come within 500 yards of a Joe Francis level of creepiness.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't mind rainbow socks. I think. Depends hugely on the wearer of course.

― DavidM (DavidM), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

This..........er...............,

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Rainbow Socks, there's a lot of things I don't like about alt.porn but they're not one of them (or even two of them).

― ned trifle XIV (ned trifle XIV), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://db.museum.or.jp/file/event/00025625/00025625.jpg

― axl rose on the third day (clonefeed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

raunchy!

― DavidM (DavidM), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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