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1. Peasant Pains ///

2. FOOTBALL SEASON w/ my new lovers the Green Bay Packers

3. Our Great Dane seeing puppies on the Brady Bunch and then spending the next hour searching the house for them.

4. Fast drop from high 90s to mid 80s.
4a. Fan no longer required for sleep.
4b. Driving to work in mid 60s temps, early morning with the windows down. Chilly Chill.

5. Babies that can only be seen via the reflection of high frequency sound waves.

6. Confirmed OC season 4

7. "Sell this House!" Roger Hazard ROCKS

8. Gold Nailpolish

9. Silver Jews 'Starlite Walker'

10. Rapidly approaching trip to Australia. (I'm actually looking forward to seeing a beach again! Ahh the sweet south specific)

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

1. 3 years married and quite old yet still with the hot sexxxing
2. Verbal acceptance of excellent NEW JOB
3. Moving back to Seattle!! due to #2
4. Bumbershoot this weekend
5. Most excellent croquet fap last month which included meeting Admiral Lingbertt and others.
6. Anticipation of formal written offer from #2, and the quitting of current job.
7. NO MORE CURRENT ANNOYING CO-WORKER (see #6)
8. FRESH, ALL-NEW ANNOYING CO-WORKER POTENTIAL!!! (see #2)
9. Continued absorbsion by Animal Crossing (v.strange for it to last so long)
10. Grape harvest and crush.

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Congrats on new job, Jaq!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Fangs much! I am fretting with the not having the written offer yet (it has been A WEEK (almost) - WTF!! I want to quit already!)

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Congratz on #5, Katarina! (that's what you're announcing, right?)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

3 years married and quite old yet still with the hot sexxxing

Shhh, don't give away the secrets of middle age! I want these hipster children to be as miserable as possible at the prospect of their forties.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

what?? NO! but thanks anyway!

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost, of course

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, ok. Just remember, if it ever happens: I was first! :-)
(and LOL @ "xpost, of course")

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

1. Love of my life back home after too-long holiday with her parents.
2. New job--starting teaching lit from Chaucer onwards in a week!
3. Ignoring my thesis due to new job, instead of ignoring my thesis due to procrastination, laziness, etc.
4. Two gigs coming up, with full band!
5. Black Books on dvd.
6. The tremendous, life-giving soup I made last week, bursting with chiles, ginger, and cilantro cilantro cilantro.
7. Shakespeare's sonnets (see no. 2).
8. The almost palpable soon-arriving return of money to my bank account (see no. 2).
9. Summer's return to London (it's so gonna happen)
10. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter

― g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha Sunny! I wondered if you were hinting at something with that :) (btw, I am placing another order for Cherry Ripes from those lovely australian importers you hooked me up with)

congrats g000blar on NEW JOB!!!! 'Tis the season :)

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I was very perplexed by invisible babies there for a minute. . .

1)being at work with a buzz!
2)cold fronts even if they won't last
3)Gnarls Barkley in 2 weeks!
4)New Beyonce!
5)UT's new season starts tomorrow!
6)dogs + park
7)uh, I'm supposed to have more right?

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

the secrets of middle age

Isn't it GREBT when the kids are finally gone from the parental house?!

There is a slight prospect that one daughter may return to living with us when we are back in Seattle, but we will just make her wear blinders and headphones at all times when in the house.

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

xposts
Thanks Jaq! You too!

― g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - ::shudder::

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

See, that's what I was talking about. Don't worry Sam, Jaq was just kidding -- it's actually illegal for anyone over 40 to have an orgasm.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

well, I'm well on my way then.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I have just freaked myself out by thinking of the Gear sofa/trucker hat thread, only IT'S YOUR (MY) PARENTS OUT THERE IN THE LIVING ROOM! GAH!!! SCRUB OUT MY BRANE!!!

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Fast drop from high 90s to mid 80s

This cannot be stressed enough!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, not humid as beaf stew anymore.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

ACK ACK ACK

I was in Memphis with my dad last weekend. We were in my favorite Asian grocery and I pointed out a display of ginseng drinks and said "apparently that's supposed to put lead in your pencil." Dad said, "I should get some then -- since my surgery [5x heart bypass] I haven't even had a piss-hard." ACK, JESUS CHRIST, I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT, THANKS DAD.

xposts

Fast drop from high 90s to mid 80s

This cannot be stressed enough!

YA RLY

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

1. Job interview IN LIKE HALF AN HOUR
2. Roommate TONIGHT
3. NEW HAIR
4. Hilarious pile o' junk blocking the rear exit to the apartment building across the alley.
5. Ethernet port mysteriously unbroken!
6. Amazing weather.
7. GINORMOUS apartment
8. Walking everywhere = good exercise = maybe losing pounds in whips?
9. Beer.
10. Four more days of no class, then CLASS YAY.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

New hair super cuet!

― gooblar (g00blar), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

1. new band sounds badASS and can fit guys, gear, and all, in one station wagon
2. weather is NICE
3. tuna avocado bacon pineapple roll
4. diving from the branches of huge trees into lakes
5. THREE DAY WEEKEND
6. The Roots Game Theory, FUCKING AY MAN, seriously, FUCKING AY
7. beard and sweater season looms (and, with it, my goodlookingness)
8. so much awesome tv coming soon (LOST s3, rest of Avatar s2, etc)
9. will be playing Wii very soon
10. not going to gay ass 10 year high school reunion

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

New hair super cuet!

Yes! Not doing much to quell those "nu-Killy" charges, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Killy has the same hair? Well, crap.

Sorry Killy. :(((

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

With nu-hair you look almost exactly like the bride from the first wedding I ever performed. I married her to a big hairy sasquatch of a metal musician. The ceremony was improvised stoneredly, outdoors, under a starry sky, on April 20th 2004. Good timez.

It is confirmed: I will post ANYTHING to ilx.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

You perform weddings, Nick? That's pretty cool. A friend of mine was certified online and I've now been to two ceremonies he's officiated.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

It's okay, Jessie. There was a time when Killy was nu-Sugarpants. In a while, people will forget about you and move on. :D

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Totally! I did my sister's wedding back in June, it was kickass. We had the ceremony and reception on the family farm, it was such a freaking awesome time. My grandpa has called me "right rev" ever since.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

1. brooklyn!
2. not hot!
3. singing to 1yr old girls to make them stop crying; realizing that pink floyd's "mother" is inappropriate
4. going to the gym a lot
5. baseball
6. running out of money
7. being married six months
8. john mcphee, "uncommon carriers"
9. king bed!
10. giving my 1991 honda civic away to a 19yr old kid who totally pimped it out

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I was dating a big hairy sasquatch of a metal musician on April 20th, 2004. But we didn't get married (thank god).

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

when I first read that I thought it said "I was eating a big hairy sasquatch. . ."

damn this thread!

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

oh oh oh

11. Holding down the "listen" button on my apartment buzzer until I hear someone in the vestibule and then switching to "talk" and making ghost noises.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahahahah

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

1. ditto that weather no longer = broiled death, at least for the short term.
2. 3 day weekend of dvds, nice dinners at home, and no hassles.
3. found a beer that doesn't give me a raging headache! (Ginger Wheat at the Draught House).
4. found calorie tracking software that actually has time on the toilet as a listed activity (it burns 199 calories an hour). it also has the stats on 3 levels of sexual exertion!
5. got a possible lead for a new job.
6. dead lawn = lots of hay-looking stuff in the car, so we look all posh like we have horses (ha).
7. thin strips of flour tortilla, lightly fried, then drizzled with honey and sprinkled with cinnamon and powdered sugar. served with a scoop of ice cream (preferably Amy's Mexican Vanilla).
8. My turn for the month's emusic downloads.
9. I finally tracked down the woman who cuts my hair and have an appointment for next week. Buzzcut, mohawk, or just something that looks less frazzled?
10. heaps of Tom Waits live shows.

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

10. heaps of Tom Waits live shows.

GO, I IMPLORE THEE.

― one who has seen the Tom (Louisville Palace 8/7/06) (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

10. heaps of Tom Waits live shows.
Yes, yes, yes (saw him in London 2 years ago OMG)

8. My turn for the month's emusic downloads.
That sounds really smart!

4. found calorie tracking software that actually has time on the toilet as a listed activity (it burns 199 calories an hour). it also has the stats on 3 levels of sexual exertion!
This is hilarious.

― g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I went to see Waits (in Memphis)--these are the recordings that are coming in :)

How can one not want to log in such glorious activities as riding the bus and towelling off after a shower? It's a great thing!

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

riding the bus in Austin = many burned calories

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

1. he phoned back and said he thought it was one of the best ones and can i rework it for large sum of cash
2. new record player, new stand for record player, new USB card which actually works, new (actually old but free) bed
3. spending loads of money on the above but still being in the best financial shape i've ever been in
4. getting rid of the mice (we think)
5. friends getting hitched next weekend
6. finally reclaiming dusty old records and comics from family home (tho now the hard work of sorting them out for scanning/ripping or reselling must begin)
7. charro negre
8. lorelai gilmore
9. london ain't so bad
10. only 1 month til lost season 3

― kd, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

1. 3 years married and quite old yet still with the hot sexxxing
my sweet lord!

― Lingbert (Lingbert), Saturday, 2 September 2006 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I know, completely disgusting and tmi :)

― jaq (jaq), Saturday, 2 September 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

9. london ain't so bad

No it isn't, is it. Welcome(?)(!)

― g000blar (g00blar), Saturday, 2 September 2006 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link

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