How many unused condoms do you have?

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six.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Two. One is "mesh".

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ew.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

none. strictly bareback

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/222/audiencemauro8yr.jpg

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

monogamy rules.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I have four of these "Extra Thin" non-latex special condoms we decided to try with a girl I was going out with a while ago. It turned out that them being non-latex meant that they don't stretch at all, which is a bit, er, unwieldy. They were pretty expensive too, maybe if I meet someone with a latez allergy I can donate them to her.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Ms Misery correct

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

They used to have this specialized condom shop in Helsinki where you could buy different condoms one by one, like sweets. I wish they still had it, you wouldn't have to buy a whole package just to test some new brand then.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

we decided to try

the royal we?

― nuneb (nuneb), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

No, me and the girl.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

monogamy rules.

Sometimes, I think that women hate condoms more than men do. It's as if a condom makes them feel like their partner feels they're dirty.

― But Abraham said, Jump! (goodbra), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

We were out shopping together.

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

For some reason I've never thrown out unused condoms past their expiration date. I have some dating back to 1983, so I opened one up just now and blew it up to see if the latex was brittle. I blew it up to about a foot in diameter and then quit. (I hate balloons blowing up in my face.)

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a bunch. I get them in batches from my friend's mum (she is a sex nurse)

Maybe a better question would be "how many used condoms do you have?"

― Slump Man (Slumpman), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe a better question would be "what can you tell us about sex nurses?"

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

zero. celibate.

― maunders (maunders), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

six

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"what can you tell us about sex nurses?"

She is pleasantly spoken and once she baked me a pizza.

― Slump Man (Slumpman), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I still have some in a box somewhere. But yeah, monogamy is grebt.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

none. strictly bareback

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjj...)

otm

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i do hope you barebackers at least have steady girlfriends.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i have steady girlfriends yeah

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

heh

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

you some kind of homophobe, Kenan?

― milo (milo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

five.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe if I meet someone with a latez allergy I can donate them to her.

"hi lady, do you have a latez allergy? i can donate you some condoms"

best chat up line ever

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8669/peternorthspankwp9.gif

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

If ur gay, condoms are like cigarettes. You hit the other guy up for one and it always seems he has some handy.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 07:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes, I think that women hate condoms more than men do. It's as if a condom makes them feel like their partner feels they're dirty.

Women are not crazy about condoms, no, but that's not the reason.

Not that any woman will ever visit this thread again after ass_slap.gif.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 08:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Can that guy in the pic not close his mouth? Sheesh.

I have none. I'm married and quite faithful.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 09:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Less than I did before the weekend, hurrah!

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

So ytou masturbate with a condom? No need, no need, John. ;-)

― nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

(xxpost) There's a guy in that pic? OMG you're right!

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 09:15 (seventeen years ago) link

some real men in this thred

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 09:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Although I'm in a monogamous, long-term relationship, we still use condoms most of the time as a form of birth-control (she uses the pill to regulate period pains more than as contraception, and comes off it every few months for a month or too - plus added peace of mind). So we generally have a couple of boxes around. However, I have a hunch that right now we have only about 1 or 2 left.

― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

22! (over-optimistic post-partum purchase)
It's been about five years since I last had occasion to use a condom, they're yucky aren't they?

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

They are yucky. They smell like dettox and get your hands covered in goo before you start, and not fun goo either. You feel like you're about to perform open heart surgery.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Mind you, beats the alternatives (WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!)

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I was slightly surprised to discover that many people, who are married, used it as birth control. I always figured it was more something for single people. Guess I'm dumb. :-) I just don't like it on a regular basis.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I pretty much hate them, but Emma wants the security. What's a guy to do.

― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah - CASTRATE MYSELF.

― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

damn people be phobic.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Phobic of what? Condoms are unpleasant. Unplanned pregnancies are unpleasant. Sex is pleasant. You pays your money you takes your choice.

― Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

You feel like you're about to perform open heart surgery.

rly? condoms are a lot less unpleasant than unplanned pregnancies. also the pill is not for everyone.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:07 (seventeen years ago) link

It doesn't work on men for a start.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

During one of our girly drinking session band meeting things, we all had a group "what's in your purse?" dumpout activity. One of my bandmates was shocked by how out of date the condoms I was still carrying around in them was. So she swapped them for more current ones, saying that it was a "good luck" thing or something.

Now those are about to expire.

Gee, celibacy is great, isn't it?

I absolutely cannot do the pill, it wrecks havoc with my manic depression - even in LTR's I've always used condoms.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not saying that condoms are less good than unplanned pregnancies or catching squeamish diseases, it's just that they're . . . well, yucky is the best word for it, I think.

― Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a stupidly sensitive stomach and throw up quite frequently. This means the pill wouldn't be especially effective with me and I can't face the idea of any of the other kinds of birth control, so condoms it is. I currently have 16 (Superdrug two-for-one offer on Mates Sheer).

― SandboxAnna (SandboxAnna), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I get depressed looking at them for too long.

― Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

One is "mesh"

huh? for those occasions when you want none of the protection but all of the aggravation of a regular condom?

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Four.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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