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Sadly, it looks unlikely that we'll be able to revive any old ILE VD threads this year.

Suicidal impulses and smug statisfaction alike can go here.

― Bob Six (Bob Six), Monday, 12 February 2007 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

seems unlikely that anyone will take pity on me between now and wednesday

― Gem (gem ), Monday, 12 February 2007 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

We won't be dining out at any over-priced fancy-schmancy restaurant on Wednesday night, but will be staying home to eat. I am cooking a starter of flaked confit of duck breast sandwiched between lacy potato galettes on a bed of rocket, followed by citrus marinated fillets of monkfish served with a lemon dressing and cinnamon/almond rice, with a baked cheesecake to finish. The cheesecake was supposed to be a Tia Maria concoction but when I started cooking it yesterday I realised I didn't have any Tia Maria so I sloshed some Kahlua in there instead.

I haf made him a card, and bought him a red-painted terramundi savings pot which has a gold heart on it, and tickets to see Spamalot.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I am going to an event at which Happy Hardcore tracks will be performed on a church organ.

― The Real Dirty Vicar (The Real Dirty Vicar), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll be watching Rangers v Hapoel Tel Aviv on the telly. No idea what he'll be doing. We might go out for a meal on Thursday instead, when restaurant prices go back to normal.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I am going to a munch.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean giving oral sex, right?

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll be working in a restaurant. It isn't going to be pleasant.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

No.

(xpost)

Aah, but you might have some amusing stories ~~about tipping~~ to tell us afterwards.

No, actually, scratch that, you probably won't.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, CJ...

http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/images/columns/canworms_logo.jpg

er, xpost

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

That image is broken, and I feel strangely pleased.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

It is a CAN OF WORMS. Opened.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a good thought in proximity to a thread that up until now largely involved restaurants.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really think you're one to criticise putting horrible thoughts and images in people's minds...

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

You have a point!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what's a munch?

― sede vacante (blueski), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mala.bc.ca/~mcneil/jpg/munch.jpg

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg

but big.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nestle.ie/NR/rdonlyres/055CC983-344D-4317-AD8B-2715781F1193/0/MunchBunchYogurtReg.jpg

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I fear this thread has been subverted.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost, you're confusing fearing with wishing there, aren't you?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

A. and I will not be going out Wed. night; we haven't been able to find a babysitter for the last few weeks. Small gift exchange planned, though.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

No! (xpost)

In the spirit of the thread: hopefully I will be taking someone with me!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I just googled "valentine's day ideas" and found the following list which is making me laugh quite considerably:

1. Leave a small note saying "I LOVE YOU" beside her pillow to make her day begin with some romance in the air.

2. Don't go to office and spend it with your spouse.

3. Prepare Valentine cake in the shape of HEART.

4. Take her out for a long romantic drive.

5. Send bouquet of Roses with a love note.

6. Leave a small gift hidden in some corner of home with clues to its where about.

7. Don't buy a card, rather make it yourself (& it works).

8. Go Dancing together.

9. Buy a nice set of lingerie/briefs.

10. Write a sincere, wonderful love letter.

11. Give her/him a nice sensuous message.

12. Kiss and Hug your spouse often.

13. Decorate the house especially for your spouse on Valentine's Day.

14. Propose your spouse again.

15. Arrange a special Valentine's dinner for your parents (at least an hours drive from home) and arrange a Valentine bash, for your sweetheart at your house.

16. Play chess

17. List down twenty-five things that you like about your sweetheart and fifty things that you don't like. (Count yourself lucky if the second list does not exceed ten, but kick yourself in the @#$$ if you manage to list fifty)

18. Confess…

19. Sketch something for your sweetie pie.

20. Cook a special dish (If it's your first attempt, keep those antacids handy).

21. Just take time out to express your feelings, thoughts, fears and even fantasies to her.

22. Prank: Give your valentine the keys of your new car and then tell her that it's the only the keys you can afford now.

23. Take a long walk holding each other's hands.

24. Brush or comb her/his hair

25. Let her sleep while you watch over the children

26. Read out romantic/erotic poetry to your Valentine

27. Start saving for a special holiday fund for the two of you

28. Make New Year resolutions together (though it's kinda late for that) and try to follow them.

29. Exchange a list containing each other's likes and dislikes.

30. Visit a place where you've always wanted to go, but never got the chance.

31. Just lie on the beach and star gaze.

32. Go bungee jumping.

33. You may try visiting an orphanage and talking to the kids.

34. Have video game competitions at the arcades

35. And finally, whatever you do, just let your hair and your defenses down, and enjoy each other's company.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm rather keen on number 13, myself. The whole house doesn't need decorating but the hall, stairs and landing could do with another coat of emulsion.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Decorating the walls up the stairs isn't easy though, so perhaps we could combine it with number 32.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

23: both hands?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

14. Propose your spouse again.

Haha, if I did this, he'd think I was a menk. Possibly even more that if I suggested visiting an orphanage and talking to the kids.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

30. Visit a place where you've always wanted to go, but never got the chance.

Just you. Not both of you.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I doubt we'll be going out as rest. are packed. last night G. was asking what I wanted. I told him this is not like a birthday and gifts should be just a thoughtful expression of your love. His reply, "oh like carmats?" he knows one of his presents. :( I'm afraid his other present, a handmade stuffed adult swim robot giving the finger, won't be viewed as romantic either. But both are thoughtful and things I think he would enjoy. sigh.

For the record I requested he take me to Dreamgirls.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

11. Give her/him a nice sensuous message

Taken from Mills and Boon, perhaps?

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

33. You may try visiting an orphanage and talking to the kids.

Yes, nothing like some patronising poverty pron to inspire the hron.

― stet (stet), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i am going to be single and working late

― maunders (maunders), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

3. Prepare Valentine cake in the shape of HEART.

I think this would be quite the challenge, and a true measure of your devotion.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000002U9C.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

18. Confess…

"Lovey, I was nineteen when I first murdered a prostitute..."

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

36. Knife a hobo

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

29. Exchange a list containing each other's likes and dislikes.

That's hott.

33. You may try visiting an orphanage and talking to the kids.

Why limit yourself? Why not an asylum, prison, or other state-run facility of her choosing?

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

29:

You dislike margarine.

Love, StanM

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

CJ, do you think he'd mind if I popped 'round for dinner too? I'd hate to spoil the mood but that DOES sound like a good dinner.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I am single and cooking dinner with a roommate in a long distance relationship (I'm going to propose a winter vegetable casserole, cheesy biscuits, and spinach as the menu, yay!). Which is worse: being single, or being in a serious relationship separated by the Atlantic?

― Maria e (Maria), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Any list with a Thomas Crown Affair reference is a-ok by me.

I think I am going to eat sushi, on Valentine's Day.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I will be having a baby, if it turns up on time.

― Meg Busset (Meg Busset), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

A baby is a good Vday present!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

GHETTOTECH VALENTINES DAY FOR ME?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hooray Meg!

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

24. Brush or comb her/his teeth

― tiit (t**t), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that list is ridiculous. and poorly written.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

For once I am glad I'm single on Valentine's, bitch would probably talk all the way through L O S T.

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha!

(also, Sam brings teh stating of obviousness)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.freemediagroup.com/images/todo/todo14-247x303.jpg

― Michael White (Miguelito), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

only, um, not

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

well I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't remember it or is too lazy to use control keys.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i brought guinness-chocolate cupcakes for my co-workers and got one vd card w/ nerds candy! so far, so good!

― AiLien (AMD), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

obv, &rt; ,basic html.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

― Ste (fuzzy), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Morbs, it's img src="http://your_url_here.com"

Now put an open pointy bracket at the beginning and a closing pointy bracket at the end. Alternately, visit here: http://www.tizag.com/htmlT/

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

xp, fuckit i'm posting it anyway :)

― Ste (fuzzy), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I am taking my beloved to a performance of happy hardcore tunes played on a church organ. I would be doing this even if today was not Valentine's Day, as I am a big bundle o' romantic love all year round.

I don't doubt the all year round bit but an organ recital of happy hardcore? Where?! I can only imagine you screaming "CAN YOU FEEL IT" at the top of your lungs whenever possible!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

thx!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_BRW4gNHvrkk/RdMRgMIdnAI/AAAAAAAAARA/f03warpFifw/s1600-h/cwval1pz.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

If you went along, Kev, you would not have to imagine it.

The evening would only be complete if the Vicar was to wear a dress shirt, white tie and tails, but then take his tailcoat off to reveal that he was wearing only the starched front of the dress shirt, and could make big box little box very effectively with his dress gloves.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

BIG BOX LITTLE BOX! Has someone been talking to Aussie David? Or is this a running "happy raver" joke that everyone but the Americans already knows?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a chance in hell of me going! Have a quiet night in planned.

That get up would seriously bring da voibe! He'd need Rener in the background making 'woo woo' noises and a big neon dummy thing as well. GLOWSTIX ALL ROUND!!!

Laurel, have you ever heard of the "Supermarket shop" dance?

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't doubt the all year round bit but an organ recital of happy hardcore? Where?! I can only imagine you screaming "CAN YOU FEEL IT" at the top of your lungs whenever possible!

it's on in Christchurch. At 8.00pm. It is free. You do not need a ticket.

― The Real Dirty Vicar (The Real Dirty Vicar), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

This morning I opened the door for a flower delivery for my roommate. The guy delivering them looked kind of excited to be surprising someone, and may have been disappointed that the wrong person answered and the right person had already left for the lab. (They're gorgeous flowers, though, big lilies. Her boyfriend has good taste.)

― Maria e (Maria), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Supermarket Shop, no. David taught us the following:

1. Big box/little box
2. Catching tiny bubbles
3. Doing the ironing
4. Doing the hoovering
5. Mowing the lawn
6. Eating a banana/eating two bananas

...to be combined at will. Hmm, I forget any others.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i got an "i choo-choo-choose you" card!

― Lauren (lauren), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

# Sandbox Valentine's Day thread (160 new answers, last at 4:02 pm)
# prison rape (75 new answers, last at 4:01 pm)

^^ just wanted to point this out

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6007/valentinest8.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

NU-WALLPAPER

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I am taking my beloved to a performance of happy hardcore tunes played on a church organ.

DV, hem hem, "taking"?

GLOWSTIX ALL ROUND!!!

Ah, thanks for the reminder, kv. Being a bit oldskool, I'm bringing white gloves and Vicks.

As for dances, I'm particularly fond of Flossing Your Nose and Italian Pepper Grinder.

― rener (rener), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

valentine's day takes a 180, from my inbox:

"However, if you decide to come to my show tonight, you can try the delicious pink heart shaped cookies and/or the homemade chocolate cupcakes I made for my fellow improvisers. I will also let you buy me a drink and I will make out with you."

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.southern.net/southern/band/CRASS/pics/07010L.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.yummy.com/images/products/Lucky-strike-filter.gif

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

On St. Valentine's Day in 1349, roughly 2,000 Jews were burned to death by Christian mobs in Strausbourg. These mobs, led by nobles who owed large sums to Jewish moneylenders (usury being a sin for Christians), blamed the Jews for poisoning the city's wells and causing the bubonic plague.[9]

― nklshs.wiki.org (nklshs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

VD protests, including burnings, going on in India

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/logos/valentine07.gif

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Spent Valentine's Day in bed with a cold (hence non-stop posting to ILE), and watched an episode of Gilmore Girls where they had a dog funeral, and an episode of House with tapeworms. Romantic.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That tapeworm thing spoiled the end of my dinner.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

It spoiled the end of our packet of Viscount biscuits as well, let me tell you.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/nickstravaganza/heart.jpg

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

this is possibly the worst valentine's day i've ever had, quite a feat.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Today started buried in stress and deadlines, and ended with lots of sushi. I'm going to sleep so well tonight.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 15 February 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

shiv sena is so amazingly non-fun (although I sort of felt like burning stuff today too)

― emily simpson (emilys.), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Allyzay OTM

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

but it was kind of my fault I think, still

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I've been blaming you all day!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry
i dont know what got into me

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I got emailed the hilarious/cute Link cartoon from VG Cats (you are the last piece - of heart that is... aww hee). And I made us both dinner, which was fancy steak and veggies.

Then we watched our NewsRadio DVD, and Nick tooled around wiht the photo function in the Wii by writing OMG FAG on pictures of peoples Miis.

We so mature.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually enjoyed my valentine's day! i watched trashy tv (top design), an iranian film and went for a drug screening for my new job! fantastic!

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i ran a lot of outside errands for work today. in new york. before it stopped snowing.

i am now drinking whiskey and listening to sisters of mercy which is how all valentine's days should be celebrated

― jo ga11ucci electrix (joseph), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it's on in Christchurch. At 8.00pm. It is free. You do not need a ticket.

I am sad to have missed this, how was it? Would you let me know if something similar is happening again in future?

rener did he get up and do his thang?

Dinner was a success but I think I snored :(

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry that was about my proposed 'romantic' efforts for the evening as mentioned upthread.

Laurel, I'll try and find a link to the supermarket shop. It's about 8 or 9 moves combined.

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ten years pass...

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