Rolling Craigslist LOLz in the sandbox

sorry if anybody else started this. anyways, on charlotte.craigslist.org, some jewish guy wrote in "rants & raves" about keeping at least some stores open on christmas because he's hungry and has nothing to eat. response:

re:i'm hungry
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-12-25, 6:28PM EST

if you were a christian or a jew, you would have been at your mama's house earlier today having a kick ass christmas lunch-just like me.i ate so much that i can barely breathe.i ate like i had 2 buttholes.god damn that shit was good!also, watch your shithole mouth when you talk about Jack In The Box.that new sampler trio wil knock your fucking balls off.check this shit out: 3 jalpeno poppers, 3 mozzarella sticks, and 6 chicken tender bites.unlimited sauces.holy fuck!i'm gonna waddle my bloated ass down the street and get some of that shit.thank you jesus for christmas day.pa rumpa pum pum,bitches.