In 2007 I promise to give up random sex and excessive drinking, at least on weekdays when you know you have work the next morning.

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Christ, I feel like shit, both physically and morally...

Let's make this thread about New Year's promises.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

more pie.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

ah youth

― m coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

See, in 2007 I'm aiming for more random sex and drinking in the week. YSI?

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

i aim to send it more in 2007.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

i bet i was more morally corrupt than tuomas.

i have partaken in all manners of vice this past two weeks.

lust
blasphemy
despair
apostasy
indifference
self-idolatry

beat that!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

It's not a contest, these aren't exactly the proudest days of my life.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

I can't tell you how ashamed I am of the coke-fuelled threesome I had with two hot Swedish girls. Absolutely disgusted with myself. I mean, you have NO IDEA how ashamed. Not proud at all. Oh no.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

If you knew my depths you wouldn't say that.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

And it's really a promise I feel I should make. I need to have some bloody control in my life.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

In 2007 I promise to wage war on misuse of the word 'random'. Unless you were swinging through a room blindfolded with the aim of catching your penis on the first vagina it comes into contact with, it's not really random sex is it?

(You weren't doing that were you? That's disgusting).

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

It's not a contest

YES IT IS!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

pride is totally one of the vices.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Still, look on the bright side, you've still got five days of midweek drinking and hugely personally degrading pigsex left to go. Chin up, old boy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

.. swinging through a room blindfolded with the aim of catching your penis on the first vagina it comes into contact with

that sounds like an idea for a new nintendo wii game.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

if you give up work tuomas you can drunkenly bone away every night with no regrets!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

also, only on the weekdays that I know I have work the next morning? Cuz you're in luck! I work on weekends, so you are free to be as random and excessive as you want!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

do you work during weekdays too?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

In 2007 I promise to wage war on misuse of the word 'random'.

otm as hell

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

nobody cares, but i promise to finally get around to devouring kristin hersh's gigantic discography.

― Ray Cummings (skateboardr), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

DCOTM upthread! Nothing more irritating than snotty people calling others 'randoms'.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

teenage girls love using 'random' to mean anything unusual or non-traditional - maybe tuomas is a teenage girl

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

In 2007 I promise to not work on weekdays.
Which leaves me clear for random sex and excessive drinking five days a week!
2007 is looking better and better!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

bold clam, ethan

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

How bold is my clam?

http://www.tankedup-imaging.com/images/clam.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

aww, he turned his face into a heart.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like 2007 is going to be really great!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

i plan to do more excessive drinking, certainly. don't really see the attraction of random sex, though.

(best of luck tuomas. sorry you're feeling badly.)

― Maria e (Maria), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

yup 2007 is gonna be siiick i just know it.

― rio natsume (rio natsume), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

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