People in commercials you perhaps want to run over with a truck, holiday season or not

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1. The little girl who says "it's the mirrors."
2. Everybody in a Dr. Pepper commercial.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

3. all the artists covering "from me to you" in the current macy's xmas ad campaign

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

4.) "What date is New Year's Eve on? Text 39768 for 'DEC 25' or text 39769 for 'DEC 31'. Good luck!" --- Dumbest fucking thing I've seen on Australian television during this vacation.

― PPlains (PPlains), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god that's bleak.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

5. rachel ray

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

prediction for '07: very public and roffletastic ray-ray manic meltdown

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha pplains so otm

― electric sound of jim (electric sound of jim), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

"i love chewing gum"

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

"What date is New Year's Eve on? Text 39768 for 'DEC 25' or text 39769 for 'DEC 31'. Good luck!"

Have you watched our fine range of post-midnight call-in game shows yet?

― editio princeps (pato.g27), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't, but Sunny tells me it involves a nation of callers spending twenty minutes trying to figure out who musician DAVID BYRN_ is.

― PPlains (PPlains), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

URGE TO KILL... RISING... RISING...

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't, but Sunny tells me it involves a nation of callers spending twenty minutes trying to figure out who musician DAVID BYRN_ is.

Yep, it's something like that.

One time they were GIVING AWAY THE ANSWERS and a nation of callers still got it WRONG.

― editio princeps (pato.g27), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

The little girl who says "it's the mirrors."

This little girl reminds me strongly of Giada deLaurentiis and she freaks me the fuck out.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

that titlemax advert has taken two viewings to permanently write itself into my brain

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't mind the "it's the mirrors" one with Tony Raines

― nuneb (nuneb), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

An obvious choice, I know, but the Lexus holiday ones involving the big-ass red bows. The WSJ had a laughtastic article last week about how some people learn the hard way that -- like puppies for kids --luxury cars are sometimes woefully ill-concieved gifts.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

7. That Buffy villain in the Wendy's commercial who likes being in the middle and pretending to eat a hamburger.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

8. whoever is singing "perhaps fratalian" in those dunkin fuckin donuts commercials. that voice annoys the piss out of me.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

pretty sure that's tmbg

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't that song by They Might Be Giants? (oop, xpost)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

that makes PERFECT sense as i would like to run over tmbg with a truck, stop, back up, and run them over again.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i love how that commercial is supposed to be skewering Starbucks menu cuz it's SO DIFFICULT TO FIGURE OUT

― amon (amon), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

and then they tell you about dunkin's lattes which of course aren't italian AT ALL

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

God, I hate that commercial. 1) TMBG 2) Implying that everyone in America is completely mentally incapable (because cappucino is a hard word to say??) 3) Dunkin Donuts isn't even very good anyway

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, the dunkin donuts "KARATEEEE" commercial is even worse than the one you mentioned above. i want to pour piping hot coffee over that bitches fucking face.

― thebingo (thebingo), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

do they not know that you can walk into any starbucks and order a "tall coffee"? sooo hard to say. (xpost)

― god is alive, magic is afoot (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

The easy TV quizzes are a way to just get around the prohibition on holding sweepstakes over the TV; this way they can say it's a 'competition'. I believe that OfCom is going to make this stratergy illegal in the UK but I never heard what came of their plans.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

karateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1HifsHxKJA

― thebingo (thebingo), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

i like the karate one. i'd totally do the mom.

and whenever i order coffee, no matter where i am, i always ask for "the biggest fucking coffee you can give me."

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Common - "Peace Love, the Gap." Fuck YOU!

And Michael - have you seen the snl fake ad for Big Red Bows?

"Oooh! You got me a CAR! But it doesn't have a big red bow, so I HATE it."

― schwantz (schwantz), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Even if you go into a starbucks and order the most complicated thing you can, how on earth is it difficult to say "venti caramel frappucino with soy" or whatever ridiculous combination one can think of? I mean, none of the words are hard. If you really can't handle the tall/grande/venti distinction then maybe you should just make your own coffee? Then you can make it whichever size you like, without having to speak at all.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I should add the Dunkin Donuts ones (especially "'coffee'") to my worst list, and I like TMBG.

― nuneb (nuneb), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

what do you expect from a chain that can't even spell "doughnuts" correctly?

― god is alive, magic is afoot (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

or "dunking" for that matter!

― god is alive, magic is afoot (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

1. The little girl who says "it's the mirrors."

So OTM it hurts. I've been meaning to start an "It's AMAZing; it's the MEERS" thread forever.

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

"has it been a while since YOU'VE been to the dentist?"

― dunking doughnuts (get bent), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ the idea of a place called "Dunking Doughnuts" -- do you know, I've never really thought of it very much, but if you do spell out the name, it goes from just "dumb" to "completely nuts and not in a good way."

Also, yes, OTM re: MEERS. Learn how to pronounce mirrors! You are not so young or presidential that you should be mispronouncing words so badly!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

there was an old shirley temple movie called dora's dunking doughnuts!

http://www.publicdomaintorrents.com/nshowmovie.html?movieid=379

― dunking doughnuts (get bent), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like flapper-era porn to me.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

uhh... everyone in the tomtom commercials. and the ad agency in charge of them.

"suesue, do we make a left or right at the light?"

HAW HAW!

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Thursday, 28 December 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

"This is getting a foot massage while shoe shopping good!"
"For chocolate-covered heels!"
"Tee hee hee hee!"

Both of those simpering little idiots, under my truck. Right now.

― Phoenix (is still) Dancing (krushsister), Thursday, 28 December 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

Any and all commercials implying that the only bloody way to show one’s wife that she’s still tops is to pay out the nose for diamond necklaces or earrings or rings or whatever, even if it means you’re gonna spend the next year paying down the credit card debt.

Also: destroy all Chevy or Ford or whatever ads involving John Mellencamp’s “Our Country” and shots of people driving pick-up trucks or playing/watching high school football or holding sleeping babies or hunting or “This is our wingman” or “This is our truck” or “This is our coffee break” or insert BS iconic American mythical image here if you please, these things play during every commercial break when an NFL game is on and I’ve had enough

― Ray Cummings (skateboardr), Thursday, 28 December 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god the TomTom commercials make me want to destroy my own tv.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

amen.

"This is getting a foot massage while shoe shopping good!"

ugh. the shuddering horror. the white girl looks like she has an extra chromosome.

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Friday, 29 December 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be happy killing every person in every radio advert and PSA

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 29 December 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 29 December 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

The fucking Jellin' idiots in those goddamn Dr Scholl's commercials.
Is that a New Year massacre I'm smellin'?

― VegemiteGrrrl (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

god, i hate they might be giants.

uhh...the guy in those radio ad's for wawa's.

― ChristoC (Christo C), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

"This is getting a foot massage while shoe shopping good!"

Whoever thought up this commercial should be drowned in a vat of heaving, pulsing yogurt.

― Ray Cummings (skateboardr), Friday, 29 December 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

― thebingo (thebingo), Friday, 29 December 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

it took three weeks in another country to get 'fa la la la french vanilla' out of my head then it was the first ad i saw when i got home. fuck you, cool whip.

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

"This is getting a foot massage while shoe shopping good!"
"For chocolate-covered heels!"
"Tee hee hee hee!"
Both of those simpering little idiots, under my truck. Right now.

-- Phoenix (is still) Dancing ([email protected]) (webmail), Yesterday 10:17 AM. (krushsister) (later)

cosign

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

That dude in the Bowflex commercial who is a "director of quality" and plays bass in a "rock band" and has really ambitious facial hair.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

the mucinex snot thing.

― thebingo (thebingo), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

His name is Michael D. Polinko and he works for Neuman Aluminum USA and I am going to go there and firebomb their office if he doesn't shut up about how having a midlife crisis is "living the dream."

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

"the white girl looks like she has an extra chromosome."

Those commercials are super, extra annoying... but that girl, Leisha Hailey is actually pretty good on The L Word. Or you might remember her from her band The Murmurs. I actually thought she was kind of cute in a completely nerdy way before those commercials.

― jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

that new vonage spot with the girl on the beach

― Ray Cummings (skateboardr), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

No, I like the Vonage commercials! Besides, no truck needed, she's about to party with the dolphins.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

I liked the Vonage ads a lot better when they were YouTube footage of real actual morons and not staged situations that would never, ever occur in real life starring obnoxious actors

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I love the one with the nerd and the walking blowjob because it's impossible not to come up with terrifying images when she says "I didn't KNOW you don't like that, please don't leave." As in "I didn't KNOW you don't like my thumb up your ass when I'm giving you head, SORRY, I won't DO THAT anymore, waaaah"

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

That one is kind of funny, it's the one with the car robbers and the one with Melissa Rivers + fakies that drives me insane.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

the vonage commercials don't merely celebrate (stereotypical) stupidity, they do it in a way that is filled with self-regard for their celebration.

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

plus the cynicism of 18-24 demo = jackass theme

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Let's Go Outback Tonight.

That commercial (Of Montreal song, right?) makes me want to stab.

Also, the Visa commercial with the dude who pays with cash and stops the ridiculous musical routine. FOR SHAME, SILLY MAN! YOU ARE NOT HIP WITH TEH TECHNOLOGY.

― molly mummenschanz (molly d), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh that annoys me so much, I mean the fact of the matter is that paying with a credit card at a Starbucks or a quick lunch joint always seems to hold up matters--you've got the people who ask to see ID from time to time, and you've got to wait for it to go through and then sign off on the receipt (ie most of these people do not have DEBIT machines, they run it as a bloody credit card instead of paying extra to let you debit). It's such a horseshit commercial, stop wishing the future is actually here and be honest. Or at least show a reasonable situation where credit card is better than cash, like at a large store or something.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I would like that commercial to be a two-parter, followed by how he escapes identity theft through the magic of song.

Or maybe a even a three-parter, with the guy behind him in line, doing an interpretative dance about his time spent in credit counseling.

― molly mummenschanz (molly d), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I just always wonder, who pitches these ideas and WHO are the idiots who go in on them?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

oh, the bummerz thread on noize board reminded me of another hateful ad where they have completely made up a situation to pretend their product is good: Southwest's ads! The ones where they pretend that on other airlines you have to pay for the onboard magazine and then make a BIG POINT of saying that other airlines sometimes charge $5 for an in-flight meal (the obvious counter point being AT LEAST OTHER AIRLINES OFFER THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET FOOD ON THE FLIGHT??) or that if you call the stewardess, you will get charged $1. What in the world.

I feel like saying to them, you actually don't cost that much less than other airlines. In fact, you don't cost less than JetBlue (which offers food and tv!), and at least the other airlines don't make it an open fact on their website that ticket prices are some kind of a-la-Amazon-attempting-to-sell-game-consoles lottery wherein you can be charged anywhere between $59 to $400 for the exact same flight as someone else, not even be guaranteed a good seat, on the basis of what time of day you come after the tickets are released every month.

I really, really hate Southwest btw so my opinion might be colored by this but whoever is the person who thought up this ad should probably be punched, and the person who okayed it without thinking through the fact that, for example, Southwest usually does not offer movies, food, etc AT ALL kind of makes these things sore points to harp on.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Southwest, you advertise more than any other airline, plz stop doing so and just put money into not having to have your weird expensive tickets for the same flights as cheap tickets system.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe this warrants its own thread, but how many commercials have Of Montreal songs associated with them?

There's that godforsaken Outback commercial and I saw a NASDAQ commercial (who knew they even needed commercials?) with one of their songs as well. I don't really like Of Montreal, so I have no problems in calling them shills for the advertising machine.

Southwest sucks, as do their ads. And you're totally right: they're not that much cheaper. Actually, they're not the cheapest AT ALL.

― molly mummenschanz (molly d), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha yeah I have been wondering why NASDAQ seems to feel it needs to advertise its existance.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

That dude in the Bowflex commercial who is a "director of quality" and plays bass in a "rock band" and has really ambitious facial hair.

oh AMEN. fucking AGE, already.

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 December 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

ROCK THE CASHBOX!
ROCK THE CASHBOX!

― maura (maura), Saturday, 30 December 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

STOP THE CATBOX

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Saturday, 30 December 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i was really hoping i was gonna click on this thread and find out i watch so little tv that i didn't know any of these ads :-(

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oh shit, how could I forget, the family in the Capital One commercial who fly by cropduster and have to go to cannibal island because their frequent flyer miles are expired or whatever. He needs to get run over for obvious reasons, and the family needs to get run over for not strangling Dad in his sleep years ago.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

It's like my life flashing before my eyes, and it goes on and on.....

― LynnK (klynn), Saturday, 30 December 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

HEAD ON #1
HEAD ON #2

― remy bean (bean), Saturday, 30 December 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

MY BUDDY
SKIP IT

― remy bean (bean), Saturday, 30 December 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

MY BUDDY / KID SISTER # 2
BUNDLE OF BABIES

― remy bean (bean), Saturday, 30 December 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

OH I LOVE BAMZU FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

There was a Pepsi ad recently where a lady is walking down the street and all the construction workers and traffic and etc. have their audio replaced and instead they're making some shitty swingin' jazz be bop a doo BEE BEE bee FUCK THAT COMMERCIAL.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god those fuckers who cannot sing "Rock the Casbah," OTM. I mean, it's the NAME of the SONG FFS.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 30 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dude who pulls the log truck out of the tunnel entrance with his DODGE RAM PICKUP so that an ambulance can get through, thusly saving Lil' Joey's life or something.

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN IF YOU BUY A DODGE RAM PICKUP, YOU GULLIBLE FUCKERS DRIVING DOWN MY INTERSTATE.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 30 December 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

haha, yeah, I'd like to slow that one down enough to read the fine print at the bottom. "Fictional professional driver on nonexistant closed course. Do not attempt, or do, wahtever, it don't mean shit to us."

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

everyone in the video.aol.com commercial (not the al bundy one).

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

We have this horrible american ad here (dubbed in Aus accents wtf is the point) with hideous orange Florida retirees sunbaking saying "have you got it ON?" "Yes, I've got it ON" "But have you GOT IT ONNNNN" etc etc ad nauseum - for some fucking mosquito repellant.

AAAARGH DIE PENSIONERS.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, it's such an affirmation to know that there are so many other people who have a hate-on for that Yoplait commercial. I really dislike that whole advertising campaign and I'm actually a huge fan of Yoplait's yogurt. But every time I see one of those I feel guilty for craving their light blackberry or key lime pie flavored yogurts.

How about those "talk to your kids about not smoking" commercials, huh? Talk about maintaining with long-standing, oft-disproven stereotypes. So mothers and daughters can only have meaningful discussions while shopping or doing clothing alterations and fathers and sons can only discuss things properly while making repairs around the house or playing basketball? Mmmm hmmm.

Oh, and all you so-called "hip" soon-to-be boomer retirees that that financial services agency is targeting with those commercials featuring "Gimmie Some Lovin'"? I can taste the desperation of your fast-fading relevance in this society, suckers. And remind me not to laugh too hard as I see you hobbling into the bingo hall because you broke far too many of your now-fragile bones trying to pretend you're still 25 and now even walking is painful for you.

― Phoenix (is still) Dancing (krushsister), Sunday, 31 December 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

I think the new Head-On commercials are more annoying than the original commercial. At least the original was funny.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 31 December 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, I kinda liked that one guy who said something like, "Hey Head-On, your commercials are annoying but your product is AMAZING."

I just remembered the person I would like most to run over with a truck: ZORA. You know, the chick with the skewed body self-image from those Nutri-System commercials who began a diet with a healthy physique and ended up looking like a walking skeleton? The last thing she needed was a diet. She needs something else, like maybe elocution lessons or some cultural education so she doesn't sound like an overgrown preteen.

― Phoenix (is still) Dancing (krushsister), Sunday, 31 December 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think having a bunch of slobs selling Hardee's is exactly going to work. It is probably a bit more honest than wheeling around Saint Tropez or going out on the powerboat with Jay Z to pop open a couple of cold Bud Selects with some fine fashion models.

― earlnash (earlnash), Sunday, 31 December 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

zora was the winner of the first joe millionaire!!

― maura (maura), Sunday, 31 December 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

She needs something else, like maybe elocution lessons

1st thing in the morning, before coffee, I read this as "electrocution lessons"

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

it's a web ad not a commercial but i need to point out the crudely photoshopped boobs and head currently appearing on the chicago reader's website:

http://mi.adinterax.com/customer/centro/43/SONYPICTURES002_728x90.jpg
http://mi.adinterax.com/customer/centro/43/SONYPICTURES002_728x90.jpg

― a.b. (abanana), Sunday, 31 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't like that lady "dancing" in the passenger seat of a car a few years back. Maybe it was a Mazda commercial? I'd kill her corpse!

― Adam Moultin (Crummy Chair), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

ALL THE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO THEIR CAR, PUNCH IT, THEN APOLOGIZE TO IT AND OFFER TO TAKE IT OUT FOR DINNER. WHAT THE FUCK.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

is it redundant to wish for all of the chatty dudes in the volkswagen commercials to be run over with a truck?

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Monday, 1 January 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

DEATH TO the Optimum Triple Play labcaot dudes

5 hundred doll ors.

― PappaWheelie IV (PappaWheelie), Monday, 1 January 2007 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

We were watching the World Series of Poker tonight, and they kept showing an insurance commercial that featured "testimonials" from supposed customers. However, when one old fat bald man opened his mouth and Casey Kasem's voice came out, we knew that were seeing a dramatization.

It was like one of those Mastercard stolen identity ads!

― PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 1 January 2007 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

zora was the winner of the first joe millionaire!!

And what a fine claim to fame THAT is.

1st thing in the morning, before coffee, I read this as "electrocution lessons"

Solution: Drink more coffee. But no thanks, no electrocution for her. There are no advertising figures (presently) out there I dislike THAT much. Though those dumb yuppies on that Sirius satellite radio commercial who pull up to the drive-thru and don't even bother to pull away from their little toy long enough to place an order could use a few zaps here and there.

― Phoenix (is still) Dancing (krushsister), Monday, 1 January 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

You know, I think I might actually dislike THEM more than I dislike Zora. I mean, at least I can pity Zora.

― Phoenix (is still) Dancing (krushsister), Monday, 1 January 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

snorg girl original

― d, Sunday, 20 January 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

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