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kthx dubai

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

(applauds)

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Yemen to say that that's funny?

(plz excuse geography)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

OBAN KEN C

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Oman I got em mixed up again

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

They muscat confusing after a while.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

(sorry)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

You have to excuse the Gulf in quality between Ken's posts and mine.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Just Kuwait until he gets started on these.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

doha-hahaha

― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

You all going to Mecca big joke out of this?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I ran off for a second and come back and find this thread turn into pun Qatarstrophe.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, guys, syriausly

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread will be short, but sweet.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

IS RAELI?

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I raqkon you might be right, kenan

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I think we'll find ways to Babylon for a while yet.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

and Iran, Iran so far away

― bill sackter (bill sackter), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm Tehran my brain to shreds trying to think of more here.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a Sinai must be going

― bill sackter (bill sackter), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

That reminds me of a film I Saudi other day.

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a Sinai must be going

Me too, but I'll Beirut back.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Worst. Thread. Jeddah.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

That reminds me of a film I Saudi other day.

-- Hurting (hurtingchie...)

kaBOOOOOOL

― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

This isn't Ghana get funnier, is it?

― remy bean (bean), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think it Kurd, no.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Shiite.

― remy bean (bean), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

That Ken, Egypt us all e did.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless we Sudan-ly get inspired for ways to expand out of the Middle East.

(xpost)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yes we lot have many idea for dis. but did damascus? no, dem not

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I think any partially Islamic country is fair play... In General, Amin.

― remy bean (bean), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Anything to make things Indonesia.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, we could Turk about it, but I think that Israeli not a bad idea.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Amman a roll now.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, we could Gabon all day.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Should be on Emirate Everything.

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Oran Dourud ol' noize board.

― remy bean (bean), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

for threads like this to work, hamas of posters has to participate.

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

You're all too quick at this. Do you want to Giza minute and see if I can think of another one?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

We could start it on those boards, too. That would be Tripoli funny.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

but would that really be helpful for people? beirut it out wherever it is.

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I wouldn't want anybody Tunis it.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys have Gaza be kidding me.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

All right, Fez up, who thought this thread was a good idea?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Tehran away.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't see how this thread will ever end, Bahrain moderator action.

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Yementalist, I'll kick Djibouti for that Dubaist call...

― remy bean (bean), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

And Betty when you call me, you can call me Algerian.

― editio princeps (pato.g27), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this thread still going, by the way? If not, I'll me feet up on the Ottoman Empire.

― editio princeps (pato.g27), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR LOUIS JAGGER - HE LOVES THE MUSLIMS!

― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you Syrian about that?

― editio princeps (pato.g27), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

fake eth(st)an

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

less suxor, more luxor

― bill sackter (bill sackter), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Sunni day, chasin' the clouds a way
Friendly neighbours, that's where we meet,

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Open Sesame Street

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

you'll have to excuse malacca participation thus far. it must have been some sort of malays.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad -- he'll scare the shiite outta you!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

you should bedouin the jets over the dolphins this christmas.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Estonishing in parts, this thread.

― tiit (t**t), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd like to participate, but what moor is to be said?

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

So sura us.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, this isn't really my bag, dad.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

You've started to tyre so soon?

― sterl clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 December 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

q: what did VP gore do when dubya made a bad joke during their debate?
a: al jeers.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Saturday, 23 December 2006 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

TALIBAN LOUIS JAGGER

― latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (clonefeed), Saturday, 23 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

HEZBOLLAHCKS TO THAT

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been jamming the net and yahoo with searches and still couldn't manage to find any more puns.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, that's Kabullshit.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Sunday, 24 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

...and still not one picture of Jordan.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Sunday, 24 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really find Herat tractive

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Saddam, I don't care what anyone else thinks.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Sunday, 24 December 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, there are Khomeni opportunities left there's just no excuse.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Sunday, 24 December 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Islamabad choice for Christmas Dinner?

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Sunday, 24 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

No, but Hamas.

― remy bean (bean), Sunday, 24 December 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't care to rasul over minor differences of opinion like that.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Sunday, 24 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yasser you sure got that right. its better to mullah it over.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck this thread, I'm going to back to my stereo to listen to some Moroccan roll.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

shit, I've lost allah my records. :(

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

some of the puns on this thread just aren't really sul tangible

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe we should sheikh help from a consultan.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Hajj you going to find one of those?

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, but i managed to find a buddha the other day, how can finding abu dhabi harder than finding a consultan?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Mosul of these puns are a bit of a stretch.

― marcos (mucho), Saturday, 30 December 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Saddam shame, that.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so hungry! Don't eat all Medina!

― SARS (SRS), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I h8 my coworker who is always suckin up 2 my boss. He is such teh Damascus.

― SRS (SRS), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Eid have been better off not opening this.

― RSLaRue (RSLaRue), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

I thought of this during a map quiz today and had a wee lol. THANKS ILX!!!

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

had a wee lol

plz to parse

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

no more like teehee

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

It's quite ar-riyad my lad glad this thread provided you with a giggle! it surely mashhad been good to remember something like this. Esfahanny thread.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

ilx down again?
dubai a better server, guys

― ken c, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

Everyone's a Tikrit

― Tony Hart land (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

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