Fuck a Granary Bread

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Honestly, who likes this shit? I just bought a sandwich without checking the label and it's granary bastard bread. Peasants used to eat this stuff cos they couldn't afford nice soft bread. Now it's some sort of status thang. Bread with bits in sucks.

Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 21 December 2006 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

the fizzy water of breads.

temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Suits robust sandwiches such as roast pork or Plougman's made with strong cheddars. Only a doucherag would put prawn mayo in it, tho.

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I like wholemeal, but this whole "why are there tasteless crunchy bits in my bread?" thing sucks hugely.

Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I like granary bread. I like having seeds and crunchy bits in my bread, because it distracts me from the "ugh, yuck, disgusting, I'm eaing BREAD" sensation.

And white bread... bleurgh. I would rather eat styrofoam.

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Granary bread is excellent. Death to non-believers.

sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link

By choking on bits of corn-husk, presumably.

Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I scoff both granary bread and at you.

sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Kate and noodles are On The Millet.

a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link

How can we both be "on the millet" when we've said completely opposite things?

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I...wait.

Kate is the one I agree with.

It is much too early for me to be braining.

a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Granary makes the best BLT.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I love granary bread, it's the malty taste I think

vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link

has to have proper butter on it really

sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Peasants sometimes know better about what's tasty.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

fck a granary loaf give me this...

http://www.homesick-kiwi.com/photos-food/vogel1.jpg

Actually I do like granary but this toasts up a treat with honey.

Ned T.Rifle (Ned T.Rifle), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

granary rules. the more seeds and things, the better.

Lauren (lauren), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't like too many seeds and whatnot on top tho.

sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I like a multi-grain bread, but without any of the grains being in big chunks. There was a bakery in Redding that made a 10-grain bread that was fantastic, substantial but not dense, delicious with anything you put on it.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

four years pass...

He tank plays at 2nd base

Foolio Iglesias, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:32 (ten years ago) link

i came round on granary bread, a bit

Julie Lagger, Thursday, 1 December 2011 07:02 (ten years ago) link

Granary
Full Granaries are vital for keeping the people's bellies filled, and help attract new citizens. A Granary can store any type of food.
Storing
Space for
This Granary is not needed. Egypt provides our city with all the grain it needs. Any food we produce will go straight into any Storage Yards with empty space.
Special orders
Granary instructions
Empty Granary
Stop emptying Granary
Trying to send food elsewhere

smh, Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:32 (ten years ago) link

Build a Granary and fill it with figs

smh, Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:33 (ten years ago) link

SEEDS ON MY GRANARY FLANGE

NotEnough, Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:48 (ten years ago) link

without checking the label

Meh

M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 15:03 (ten years ago) link

this is like brown bread right?

judith, Sunday, 4 December 2011 15:15 (ten years ago) link


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