what kind of crazy shit have you found on the internet since real ilx has been down?

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haha omg Lexington KY has a craigslist, and it is full of racists and one elitist out-of-towner asshole

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

The rants and raves section, that is.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Pastel Capri Pants

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-08-09, 1:46PM EDT

I am looking for a older lady companion. You must be tan, I mean REALLY tan and a bit wrinkled from previous years of tanning.
I also prefer you to have dyed blondish hair with just a bit of the dark roots showing. Also, hair that has been a bit over processed is a must!

Mainly the capri pants in colors of sherbert ice cream is what really turns me on. The brighter the better! Sandals with rhinestones and bright flowers are an added bonus.
Maybe you could wear a shirt with a photograph of your grandchild on our first date.

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

192033898

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmmm sherbert

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

nothing! ilx has spoiled my net time-wasting skills

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm.avocadolite.com/game.phtml continues to claim my time. So... many... cute animals...

― patita (patita), Thursday, 31 August 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2006/08/30/1156918134_2399.jpg

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2006/08/30/guard_families_cope_in_two_dimensions/

Welcome to the ``Flat Daddy" and ``Flat Mommy" phenomenon, in which life-size cutouts of deployed service members are given by the Maine National Guard to spouses, children, and relatives back home.

The Flat Daddies ride in cars, sit at the dinner table, visit the dentist, and even are brought to confession, according to their significant others on the home front.

``I prop him up in a chair, or sometimes put him on the couch and cover him up with a blanket," said Kay Judkins of Caribou, whose husband, Jim, is a minesweeper mechanic in Afghanistan. ``The cat will curl up on the blanket, and it looks kind of weird. I've tricked several people by that. They think he's home again."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck.

That kid looks terrified.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/08/29/femtroop6240x320.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh sweet baby jesus, wtf

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

"femtrooper"

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh hot, hot diggity

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, someone just sent me a youtube audio link of a guy who was on the phone to 911 in the north tower WTC right up until it collapsed.. you hear the building start to fall and him screaming and everything.

I really wish I hadn't listened to it, now :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

haahaha i posted a pic of that stormtrooper chick about two years ago and you all reacted the same way. she was with another stormtrooper chick who had the crazy eyes.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

You are ahead of the cosplay curve. SFGate reported that like it was brand new shit.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://boardgamegeek.com/image/41180

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

let's try that again:

http://files.boardgamegeek.com/bggimages/pic41180.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

the rest of the internet = just paste

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

cory doctorow's book:
The fantasy is told in a straight, hard-boiled style that makes it seem believable. By the way, did I mention that this is a love story? And that his girlfriend has wings?

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Is he related to EL? Cuz if so, I won't read it. Fucking hate E.L. Doctorow.

― trees (trees), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

My friend and I have been going here and making lots of these whilst getting totally blizzy:

http://www.everlandia.net/

― trees (trees), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.thehold.net/newanswers.php?board=2

― DG (The DG), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

LF, which book is that? I've read Down and Out In The Magic Kingdom and Eastern Standard Tribe, I don't remember a girlfriend with wings? Anyway, agreed on his style. I love that his futurist stuff is like, not overly u- or dys-topian (as almost all futurist fiction seems to be), it's just, like, meh-topian.

I don't know if he's related to EL Doctorow. This is Cory Doctorow of boingboing.net fame.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

EL is his dad.

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't write that blurb! it's from a promotional site. his girlfriend has wings!! i don't remember the name of the book.

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/SnakSlythrn/Star%20Wars/femtrooper3.jpg

― grady (grady), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

That's cheating! She needs a specially molded boob-plate.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

dude with disposable camera doesn't give a fuck.

― grady (grady), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wonkette.com/images/2006/03/secretary%20donald%20rumsfeld%20with%20buxom%20babe.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 2 September 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 2 September 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jacked.net/index2.php?&file=jacked.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=1

― A Giant Mechanical Ant, Saturday, 2 September 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

i had forgotten about this:

http://paperrad.org/

― kephm, Saturday, 2 September 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

those guys did a lightning bolt video i think

― A Giant Mechanical Ant, Saturday, 2 September 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

and bubble puppy!

― kephm, Saturday, 2 September 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

that bubble puppy song is fucking rad!
this is the lightning bolt video. a bit busy.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant, Saturday, 2 September 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

did Rumsfeld borrow that jacket from a 10 year old kid ca. 1990?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 2 September 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.perezhilton.com/JohnTravoltaIsGay.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 2 September 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0oRJ1Ykos

i think this bears repeating:

http://www.jacked.net/index2.php?&file=jacked.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=1

― a giant mechanical ant, Sunday, 15 October 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5XCApgsWEw

at least they put a helmet on the last kid.

― a giant mechanical ant, Sunday, 15 October 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8EgjZaVnlyY

poor old man :(
but funny.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 15 October 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

???

http://imagesocket.com/view/phonogram3bsidee1b.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 15 October 2006 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

bah.

http://imagesocket.com/view/phonogram3bsidee1b.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 15 October 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.statueforum.com/showthread.php?t=10151

Peanuts characters as superheroes.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 15 October 2006 07:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/34421-1/snailboob.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 15 October 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/592-1/CardStolen.gif

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 15 October 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― gooblar (g00blar), Sunday, 15 October 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

I keep forgetting that the sandbox doesn't automatically google-proof my name..

― gO0blar (g00blar), Sunday, 15 October 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

Olmert: Efforts to Meat With Abbas Fail
3:01 pm

― Rockist Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 15 October 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://de.fishki.net/picsr/podb63_49.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 15 October 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

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what the motherfucking fuck (@ mario jpg)

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 16 October 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

(Actually, I think that site might be created by a dissensus person.)

― Kali Pachanguero (RSLaRue), Monday, 16 October 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g2Eu2u_cSVs

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/tractimages76576/0273/0273_01.gif

no relation to the Wipers song, unfortunately.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

HA HA HA HA HA HA (barf) HA HA HA.

ihttp://www.chick.com/tractimages76576/0273/0273_10.gif

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

fuck. how do you post images here?

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

dude, ihttp hasn't worked in years.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

so...how then?

http://alwaysawrestlingfan.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/koko1.jpg.w180h225.jpg

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

okay.

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZlPeT3D10&eurl=

― p@reene (Pareene), Monday, 16 October 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

this photo of Mark Twain messing about in Tesla's lab.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.lego.com/images/shop/prod/el895-0000-xx-13-1.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

wow, legos have gone way phallic since i stopped buying sets

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

I like how you can turn it around and use the G-spot stimulator on the handle.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

the idea of 6 year olds running around with those swords is almost too much. actually, even thinking about the word 'swords' is too much for me right now (YO I NEEDS A COPY OF TEH TV MIXTAPE)

― trees (trees), Monday, 16 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

subway systems of the world, presented on the same scale:

http://www.fakeisthenewreal.org/subway/index.html

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 16 October 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/AceSaberc2f.gif

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 29 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 30 October 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

that is awesome!

― fandango, Monday, 30 October 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

lxy pointed out that you can open a bunch of them in tabs and it muddles the chimes in this great way, then X out one tab at a time and the sound takes on a focus it wouldn't of otherwise had. really beautiful.

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 30 October 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

well that's the next autechre album sorted anyway

― fandango, Monday, 30 October 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouapvxtX6M4

This is kinda disturbing, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be homophobic or anti-homophobic. And the comments...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

(Deletion log); 19:09 . . NawlinWiki (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Blart": a3 content was: '==Blart==' (and the only contributor was 'ROTEW'))

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

At first I thought it was supposed to be ironic, but maybe whoever did it really wishes this is "what should've happened in Brokeback Mountain". Christ.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotsnake.gif

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Ativan or [url=http://ativan.0gr.pl/]Ativan[/url] or http://ativan.0gr.pl/

― Clothes, Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

hay guys theres this video where the dude who played kramer flips out and says all this racist stuff you gotta see it its crazy

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 23 November 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, no way.

http://elusivelucidity.blogspot.com/2006/11/dissembling-now.html

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://mspaintporn.net/

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Anything to do with Cirque de Soleil makes me feel strangely emotional

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTlDS1OgvlQ

― Rumps (Rumps), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

homoerotic homage to tom brady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI

― molly (molly d), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://moid.org/ed/!_000_Forum/img/avatars/badgerspin_av.gif

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 December 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

a bunch of Guy Fawkes showed up in front of the White House, the Supreme Court, etc.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 3 December 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

I like the site that shows the last 40 images posted to LiveJournal:

http://www.fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php

Here's one now!

http://selfrestoring.livejournal.com/11680.html

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://pics.livejournal.com/lilladylover/pic/00005pt1/s320x240

― PPlains (PPlains), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Not one but TWO ilxors in Jarvis Cocker's top friends? Kick ass!

http://myspace.com/jarvspace

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://slumbering.lungfish.com/

blog of one of the ex-Brunching Shuttlecocks guys

http://slumbering.lungfish.com/images/justacat.png

http://slumbering.lungfish.com/images/captaincivilization.jpg

http://thefunniest.info/

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nueusa.com/concept/

"Proving you at least 1% of the pleasure that woman gives."

"Please remove plastic cover package from the item and insert it into your desire hole. The one's sizes are differed per individual."

"Under no circumstances do we accept returns on any open products. Please understand that due to the nature of our products, they are likely to have been in contact with your mouth, blood, body secretions, vagina or anus."

... BUT WHAT IS IT ???

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 16 December 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://i17.tinypic.com/49gi6qe.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 23 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I know what my favourite part of that was.

― anointin' yr. pipe (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

...although there is a close contender!

― embracin' yr. dutch wife (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

"as same as to embrace a Dutch wife"????

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, let's stage a competition to see who can come up with the funniest 'missing text' for that box at the bottom-right of the jpg...

"After trying product you may not love feeling to evacuate the bowels. To solve this situation, rub crotch vigorously to erect your body and to relax your tension."

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/mingeford/GILLETTE-DAD.gif

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://i12.tinypic.com/2ui97cl.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

some phenomenal beatboxing, check it out.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

h3ns3l twins

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 08:03 (nineteen years ago)

wii action:

http://uplued.com/waffleimages/files/fc/fc87961b7b4e97447ab8b715bc935e824a0a8a8f.gif

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://hitlermeetschrist.com/

― Dr. Superman (Huk-L), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

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