London Orbital: The M25: Classic or Dud

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By popular request, I guess...

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I went on it once. It took us eight hours to get a quarter of the way around it.

Is it ever clear? even late at night?

Also, I am reading the Iain Sinclair book of the same name, and it is great. Though he seems to have gone on half the same walks as the Rolling London Walking Psychogeographical Association without us even knowing!

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, it's clear at whatever time I was last going London-from-up-North on it (approx 4 am on a Friday morning). Actually, it was a bit busy on the way back though, but not bad. I've been on it at rush hour on the last Friday before Christmas. Never EVER again...

ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Classic! It's a road that lets you completely avoid London.

teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I rather like the dartford crossing at night when it's busy and twinkly and so so high.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link

You shouldn't drive when yr so so high, d00d.

teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link

2.5 stars

It's not as bad as people say it is!

editio princeps (pato.g27), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's someone else starting a thread called "M25, Classic or Dud"

For the record:

My soundtrack for the trip home last night:
Rolling Stones "Their Satanic Maj"
Blur "Chemical World" single from the boxset (37 mins)
Libertines "What became of the Likely Lads" with the live tracks and a frankly rubbish version of "Don't look back into the sun" recorded by Mick Jones.
Beth Orton : "Comfort of Strangers"

three hours to get home! AAAGRRRGH!

Usually, it's OK, but the worst journeys I have had :
1) This exact time last year (OK, evening time not now(ish)
2) Last Night
3) The Night Before.

Glad to be back in the normal office, the restoftheweek.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Whenever I drive around it - usually on the eastern side, from the M11 junction round to North Kent - it seems to be not too busy in my direction, but packed going the other way.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Clockwise has always been fine when I've used it.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:44 (seventeen years ago) link

So clockwise is better than counter clockwise?

I've never actually driven on it. How does it say, when you get on it, which way you're going? Because North/South/East/West doesn't really apply.

I would like to drive all the way around it some time. Very late at night when no one is on it.

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I would really like to walk all the way around it, too. But it's so *noisy* when you walk near it. I think I'd prefer to walk the entire Ridgeway.

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I had friends from Scotland attempting to visit me in SE London who came across the Dartford Bridge and missed the A2 and went the whole way around the M25 until they came to the M1 again before realising they fucked up. I imagine they think it's fairly dud.

I never had too many problems with it apart from the usual rush hour car park around the M3/M4/Heathrow junctions. I hate the bit around Sevenoaks clockwise where you have to 'leave' the motorway to stay on it (i.e. if you stay in the fast lane you end up leaving the M25 and heading south on the A21).

Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Thursday, 21 December 2006 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

lol commuters

Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 21 December 2006 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Very late at night when no one is on it.

I don't know if things have changed but IIRC late at night is the worst time coz of all the mentalists coming out post 1am to exercise their WRX-STIs, Evo8s etc.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 December 2006 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

That junction, Chevening, is a mess - it's the same going in either direction, that the inside lanes are the ones which follow the M25, and the "straight on" route takes you onto either the A21 or the M26.

I think it's a shame that you don't get "Clockwise" and "Counterclockwise" given as directions, but they're fairly long words. Coming on to it from the M11 - I think you just get ordinary directions like "Thurrock, Dartford M25 (E)" and "Watford, Heathrow M25 (W)".

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 21 December 2006 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I gave up on that Sinclair book about 2/3rds of the way through, like I do with everything.

The missus and I tend to avoid it but we really should give it a go at some point; the prospect of North Circ/South Circ to get home from the M1 or M40 is never pleasant - how much worse could 30-40 miles around the orbital with a little bit of Croydon-negotiation at the end be?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 21 December 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It is a fantastic book for reading on the train. The ineffable smugness of knowing that you're not stuck on the M25 makes even the most crowded Thameslink bearable.

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Reading a book is nice.

Playing "Satanic Maj" at top vol in a car is better.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Why you kill planet all time?

Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I go on it from 12-16 or 15-16 about 3 times a week and it's fine since they widened it, except for Friday evenings.

Once a week I go from 12-9 to get to band rehearsals and that stretch is utter hell at least 50% of the time.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Thursday, 21 December 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

blum blum, Bill Drummond's "45", etc.

The Real Dirty Vicar (The Real Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh?

Apparently Bill Drummond was on teh first of Sinclaire's M25 walks.

the River Lee or Lea one, the BASTARD.

masonic boom (kate), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The chapter in "45" where he gets mashed and drives around the M25 for days on end is terrific, as is the rest of the book actually.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I have read a bit of that book, but I can't finish it.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link

The Ba Ba Ga chapter is heartbreaking.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't experience a traffic jam on the M25 for years. not that i use it very often. it's silly sometimes to go round it at all (depending on where you're trying to go). I only do it maybe to get to Heathrow.. but even then the North Circular may be slightly slower but at least there are shops and that to look at, rather than nothingness and trees, and probably saves a bit of petrol.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 December 2006 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

most motorways south of the M62 bore me to death.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link


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