CHARLOTTE'S WEB, YOU COCKS

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"So tell us, Dakota - what's your next project?"

"CHARLOTTE'S WEB, YOU COCKS"

Am I remembering correctly that the pig has a Babe voice in this one?

give me that old cartoon with PAUL LYNDE as templeton the rat any day

Why are the words "CHARLOTTE'S WEB" and "COCKS" together in any context? Is this board dedicated to reducing my childhood to smoking rubble?

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the crowds have ceased
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
Oh, what a ratly feast!

Melon rinds and bits of hotdogs
Cookie crumbs and rotton cotton candy
Melted ice cream, mustard dripplings
Moldy goodies everywhere

Lots of popcorn, apple cores
Bananna peels and soggy sadwiches
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the gates are shut
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!

Cocks up, cocks up
Everybody loves a happy face
Wear it, share it
It'll brighten up the darkest place
Twinkle, sparkle
Let a little sunshine in
You'll be on the right side
Looking at the bright side
Up with your peenity thing!

Cock up, cock up
Put a little laughter in it's eye
Brave it, save it
Even though you're feeling otherwise
Rise up, wise up
Make a little smile begin
You'll be happy hearted
Once you get it started
Up with your weinery thing!

Cock down
You can't come frowning
Turn around
Starting, clowning
Think sad, your troubles double
Think glad, they burst like bubbles

Cocks up, cocks up
Every little time your spirits wilt
Cocks up, cocks up
Give your attitude in upward tilt
Twinkle, sparkle
Make a little fun begin
You'll be on the right side
Looking at the bright side
Up with your cocko-cock
Cocks up!

I love that the next of the first post is "COME ON."

As in, "Come on Charlotte's Web, you cocks!"

Spiderbukkake!

Enid Blyton, "The Chocolate Cock" to thread

Charlotte's Web, You Cocks is the only film this holiday season that I wish to see, and SANDCOCKS has failed to acknowledge this fact, psychically or otherwise.

It's pretty terrible. The animation is beautiful, though.