Has anyone noticed their sperm count increase exponentially?

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...just thought I'd get there before Ken.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew this would be a Ken C pastiche.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY'RE FLIPPIN AND THEY'RE FLOPPIN. MY BOYS NEED A HOUSE.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Or is it just me?

I tend to clear down, 4 times a day. Usually there's between 3 and 20.

Just now, there was 130.

(check yours.)

And what do you do about it?

-- M Grout (mark.grou...), December 18th, 2006 2:13 PM. (Mark Grout) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I only clear down about once a week and there's usually about millions of them.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm getting a spermfilter installed and I expect it to drop away to zero in the coming months.

― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

It doesn't bother me, but you should see my girlfriend's inbox...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm forwarding mine to a spam bank.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

SCreenshot plz tuomas

― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Brick_House_couple_costume.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"Open the door, get on the floor!"

― Was (not was) (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there someone I can slap for creating that costume?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

you could always just slap tuomas

― urghonomic (gcannon), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

That's your answer to everything!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew this would be a Ken C pastiche.

haha a raging asshole like me wouldn't have been able to come up with funny pastiches like this (even though i THINK i can)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

It took me a sec to figure out what this thread was about.
I was wondering if "clear down" was some bizarre metaphor

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

We're the Person Of The Year, we've got the power to make it happen!

Excuse me, I'm going to clear down now.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

(even though i THINK i can)

the little kengine that could! chu chu!

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I slap latebloomer?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

you may

― latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (clonefeed), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/smackfest.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

rofl/ouch!

― latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (clonefeed), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

haha latebloomer

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 09:23 (seventeen years ago) link

a raging asshole is one possible destination.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

haha!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

a raging asshole thinking it's a fanny imposer

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

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