reasons internet is better than real life

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1. cannot ctrl+f ridiculous tall stack of papers

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

2. no google cache page for day of child's birth

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

3. on the internet, no one can smell you

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

4. More naked people.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

so many b(. )( .)bs

x-post

― will (will), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

YSI?

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

#. can utilise wikipedia/google in order to not appear to be dumb as rocks.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

7. arguments minus punching (however warranted it may be)

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

8. Manual for ancient VCR instantly available in PDF format - no need to dig through stacks of old shit in closet.

― joygoat (joygoat), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

9. People are prettier
10. Long conversation pause can be filled with Word Mojo rather than awkwardness

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

11. i am winking as i write this.

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

12. You don't have to leave the house!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

13. Real-life doesn't have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

14. can rofl without people staring

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

15. youtube >>>>>> television

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

16. No search function for elusive real life objects.

― Chap (chap), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

17. My penis is hanging out and you have no idea.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

18. OMG!! On-line shopping!!

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

19. in real life you have to put on pants

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

20. Ebay. Better than real life auctions because you don't find you've bought something just because you accidentally sneezed at the wrong moment.

― C J (C J), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Real-life doesn't have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)

Haha, me too.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

21. you can talk to multiple babes online at once

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

22. yes, but they have to sign off and have their last feed and a nappy change by 8pm.

― C J (C J), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

23. you can't turn real life off and go to bed.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

13. Real-life doesn't have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)

Haha me three! I was putting lippy on and went "ooh ctrl-z... oh SHITE".

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 December 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

17. My penis is hanging out and you have no idea.

*makes note of this for next time chatting to Thermo on msn*

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 December 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

13. Real-life doesn't have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)

What does CTRL-Z do? I tried to push those buttons, but nothing happened.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 16 December 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ctrl-z = Undo

18. *plonk*

― Øystein (Øystein), Saturday, 16 December 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

(oh wait, that's 24)

― Øystein (Øystein), Saturday, 16 December 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

25. Being able to fix the numbering.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 16 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

26. The serious answer: in real life you judge people by their appearance and might not even want to communicate with someone because he has the wrong style or something. On the other hand, the Internet is also lacking all the visual cues that make communication easier, so it's both a blessing and a problem.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 December 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

27. Tuomassundae.jpg

― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Sunday, 17 December 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

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