I passed by an sex toy/video store named "Lovecraft's"....

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And while I know a search on "Cthulhu porn" would return volumes of tentacle smut, the store's name still did not evoke any particularly erotic associations.

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/3908-1/Egonfag.jpg

― ian (orion), Friday, 15 December 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link

were you hoping that maybe they sell "The Lube from Out of Space" or non-Euclidean buttplugs or something?

― Dr. Drew Daniel, PhD (Drew Daniel), Friday, 15 December 2006 08:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kwcw.net/reviews/wp-content/images/thumb-lovekraft.gif

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 15 December 2006 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe they sell H.P. (sauce) instead of K.Y. (jelly).

― C J (C J), Friday, 15 December 2006 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link

OR A BIG AMORPHOUS VIBRATING JELLY CALLED A SHAGGOTH

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Fancy a shaggoth? *wink, wink*

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the anonymous electro funk of erich zann

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Goths need shags too.

― C J (C J), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

cthululingus

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

That's a bit of a mouthful.

― C J (C J), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"Lovecrafty"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/Lovecrafty.jpg

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Less creepy than the original.

― sgh (sgh), Saturday, 16 December 2006 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

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