A TV Fit For Shirley Bassey

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― Pfunkboy Panesar (Kerr), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

the little dot with the red x in the middle should surely be in the centre, not at the top left hand side?

i think she is very good on that m&s advert.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

I remember the old days, when TVs got cheaper as the years went by...

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this would point to a youtube vid of Dame Shirley having a fit about not having the right kind of water in her dressing room or something.

― Ned T.Rifle (Ned T.Rifle), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

I remember when thee 'ad t' wind telly up wi' back o' washboard mangle and Norman Vaughan and Hughie Green had to climb in t'back theyself t' do t'programmes in t'middle of t'cabinet.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

It would be nice without the diamonds.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

But then you wouldn't be able to stroke and undress it.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

I bet ole Shirley Vaseline would like a diamond telly, but then she would no longer be able to sing "I Who Have Nothing".

― C J (C J), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I'd still stroke it. Just stroking the remote is nice enough.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

That Marks & Spencer advert makes me puke.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Willow%20the%20Wisp/Willo%20the%20Wisp005.jpg

― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

"Iiiiii who have...Freeview"

― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

The Ernest Jones Jewellers Christmas ad certainly qualifies for nuclear holocaust in six seconds.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 December 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

I hate the M & S food ads.

This is not just a television...this is a television made with handpicked diamonds. Crafted with wires and cables and plastic and assembled by people who love televisions...this is not just a television...this is a marks and spencers organic television...

― Ned T.Rifle (Ned T.Rifle), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

over-ripe for parody ("this is not just lard" etc.)

― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

xpost is that the "what I mean to say is .. (oh) ... (sigh)..."

aha!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, featuring the Lance Percival wannabe.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this would point to a youtube vid of Dame Shirley having a fit about not having the right kind of water in her dressing room or something.

me too

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

I would hope she would have more class and not have the right kind of CHAMPAGNE!

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Shirley Bassey at Club Poptimism swigging Blossom Wine by the crateload.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

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