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I have just read the most "WTF?" thing ever to come out of someone's mouth (keyboard?) on ILX and I think I had better go and do some work to take my mind off it. Argh.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeh, I saw you splutter from here. Believe me, you're not the only one to think it's all gone wrong.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

God, I'm just... argh, someone post a picture of the Hubbel Space Telescope or something. Wait, no, even that's gone horribly wrong and the Bush administration won't fix it.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a picture on the sun, taken from a telescope that's orbiting round the sun really close!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/169166main_image_feature_759_ys_4.jpg

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"of", obviously.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Hasn't the corona recently done a giant massive fuckoff surge or something? Or was I misinterpreting something on APOD?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I too think I read that somewhere, but I might only THINK I did cos you just said it!

I just can't be bothered today. I've got this code to debug, and it's so not happening.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

No, we're right. There was a massive coronal ejection last week.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap070206.html

I think I'm going to have some more coffee.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Aha, good work watson.

Why can I not be bothered doing anything today tho? It can't be VD, cos I really don't give a flying about that. Or maybe I do, but just don't know it.

Maybe it's the weekend's complications that have thrown me. I know that sleeping with friends is historically a bad idea, even if you think you're all liberal enough and grown up enough to be able to deal with it.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

::bashes head against desk::

You don't need ILX to tell you this.

I'm wound up because ILX is in flux, and talking about it, no matter how much you hate it, *is* incredibly more-ish.

And I'm distracted because my current work is just old dogends and bug-fixing, not anything I can sink my teeth into. Bah.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, I know, I don't need anyone to tell me this. But it's not as easy as that, is it? When the big brain stops working and the little brain gets busy . . . bah. I guess it stops life becoming dull.

ILX in flux isn't good, no. I just wrote a paragraph about the whole thign here, then deleted it when I realised that this thread is a haven from the rest of ILE, not a place to drag bits into!

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ILX in flux isn't good, no. I just wrote a paragraph about the whole thign here, then deleted it when I realised that this thread is a haven from the rest of ILE, not a place to drag bits into!

Amen.

I no longer have a little brain, so it's hard to really relate... or remember? (Well, I never had a penis, but my libido has just gone.) how much trouble it causes.

I must say, I'm kind of flattered by all the messages in my OKC inbox. I mean, there were EIGHT of them! Eight men who took the time to read my profile and liked what they saw enough to drop me a line. That is actually really nice.

Except most of them live really far away. (Why are all the pointy nosed men in Wales or Scotland?) I don't trust people who don't put up photos, I think they're hiding something, which knocks out two. And the only one who I thought "hrmm, maybe" in the time between his sending the message and my reading it, he has changed his status to "in a relationship".

But still, nice that they wrote.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

It does cause trouble it's true. Between labido and the drug of your choice, whatever that drug may be, it's a wonder anyone is civil to anyone ever.

I'll phone her tomorrow, it'll be fine.

I haven't checked my okcupid for ages.

*checks*

no messages. hurumph. But guess it's the guy's job to do the chasing anyway.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I am way too picky, I suppose. But this combination of ... argh, Mark S started a thread on this on Old ILX which was much more sensible than anything I'd say. This combination of being extremely discriminating WRT some things and extremely shallow WRT others. Of having an overinflated sense of what you want in a partner combined with an inaccurate sense of who you are likely to attract.

There's no one amazing enough to make me give up all the things I *like* about being sex/relationship free.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess that's why I'm single, I'm I'm being honest. I just LIKE being single too much. However, I DO have a labido, so I end up doing silly things with inappropriate people. I guess I should just go to the local indie club and pick up students, but I don't have the self-confidence for that. Although this IS improving, it's something I've been working on this year, and I do believe it's working.

There's actually an interesting thread to be started about how you can become a little more self-confident without turning into a big-headed prick, but I don't think it would be a wise idea to start it in the current climate.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

As stated on the other thread, I have just realised! I do not want a boyfriend! What I want is A WIFE. How can I get one without getting a sex change or being gay?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Hook up with a pre-op tranny?

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Problem is, there aren't many dirty dronerock pre-op trannies.

I mean, they tend to idolise Greta Garbo and Liza Minelli. Not Patti Smith.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

They don't?

(shakes head sadly)

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG THAT OTHER THREAD. GOD. FUCK.

so er right, what are we doing tonight? ed, what time should we come round? shall i bring popping corn?

There's actually an interesting thread to be started about how you can become a little more self-confident without turning into a big-headed prick,

i would like one of these too right now, but i think there are a few on old-ilx. that one gr*h*m started about shyness that goes on and on and on for about a million years and actually seems to have lots of sound advice on?

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

one of these?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Come round whenever (although give me a chance to tidy up a little)

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

bring whatever you like.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I have BULLY HILL WINE to compensate for all the ILX bullies.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I am going to cook things in my oven to show kate the wondrous things that can be done in one.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, do you want to fix mine oven? You haven't even fixed my laundry making machine yet!

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG GIANT SQUID!
squideos (ho ho) here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/video/flvplayer.swf?file=http://download.theguardian.tv/video/2007/rspb-2006-0236-File019.flv&autostart=true&fs=true
http://www.guardian.co.uk/video/flvplayer.swf?file=http://download.theguardian.tv/video/2007/rspb-2006-0236-File020.flv&autostart=true&fs=true

the second one is better. it lives 1km underwater! i would like to do that.

one of these?

dunno. think it was just called SHYNESS.

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, videos, why to crash Kate's web browsers?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Oooh, Kate, kitchen appliances reminds me. All joking aside, how much do you want for that food processor? I really do want to buy one, and yours seems half decent, and if you don't use it I'll be glad to take it off your hands.

I'm loving that second giant squid video, absolutely awesome.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Errr... I don't know! How much do you think you should pay for a food processor?

Problem is, if I sold it to you, I'd have to buy an actual table to keep my sounddesk on.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the first of those 2 squid clips the best, they're both pretty amazing though.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

It was that "You are What you Eat" food processor, wasn't it? It seems to be online for about £40. So about that, I guess. Is that cool? I could pick it up next time I'm round your way. (This might also propel me into remembering your autoharp, although I'm sure you've stopped caring by now.)

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha, I'd have probably let you have it for a £20 if you'd have come and got it. But I should go to Oxfam and find a low table for my mixer and you can pay me what that costs.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I think you spelled 'miXor' wrong.

YAY for promoters contacting US about gigs, rather than the other way around!

g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Has that started happening to you? Cool! I like it when that happens.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Yep. It opens up a whole new can of worms (oh noes! all these dates/obligations to keep straight in my head!), but that's a whole lot better than the old can, which essentially amounted to: "Please, please, please, let us play!"

g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

It gets easier - well, actually I'm not sure. We got overwhelmed and ended up booking too many gigs too close together which made us miserable and nearly broke up the band (before we did actually break up).

But once you've got a certain reputation and a certain track record, it's nice when people start approaching you because you realise that in some ways, you've proved yourself.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you, from doing all the things in life you'd like to.

Thanks, Emsk, I've got the Smiths stuck in my head now.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

This months Plan B has a live review of someone called Ebony Bones from LSE Quad, London.
And it has the following :
Shimura Curves have already swished and swooshed their pretty velvet-edged electro pop , perverting skinny boys to perform hand-jives and hip rotations across their decorous stage.

Gooblar?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF? Who wrote that? How can there be a Plan B journalist who has NOT been in Shimura Curves?!??! Who is it?!? Find them! Recruit them! We need a sousaphone player!

(Is there more? I'll be jealous if the review is more about Gooblar than about US)

Ebony Bones are very good. Have we seen them again?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

- boo! -

* poof *

substitute, mitya for him (mitya), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Mitya!!!

Come back!

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/314157182_f15ddb5447.jpg

Aaaah, good times. We should do that again. Except I'm not talking to Jim or Jim isn't talking to me, I can't remember which way around it is every time I think I remember it changes if I talk to him, he snubs me, or if he talks to me, I think he's not talking to me so I snub him. It's all too confusing.

I have ONE THING I have to do before I leave and I just cannot bring myself to do it. THis is so stupid. I'm just transfixed by ILX carcrash action.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

We should go and see them again, they are playing at the 333 on friday or saturday, but I am in sheffield.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

They play too damn much! They play, like, every single night. So there is never a point to going to see them, because you could always see them on a different night. If they would play once a month of something, I would make more of an effort to actually see them.

They are too hardworking for indie.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

there is never a point to going to see them, because you could always see them on a different night.

OTM. I am always thinking I should go see 'em again, but yeah, why this time?

I didn't need to be "perverted" into "performing" my hand-jives and hip-rotations!

g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Come round whenever (although give me a chance to tidy up a little)

ok, i am waiting for spanish trapezist's stuff to be done in washing machine then after i've taken it out i will leave the house.

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I am leaving in t minus two minutes.

I have just realised that I cannot do this ONE THING that I have been needing to do before I go, as the critical bit - what DATE it should be filtered on - has been omitted from my brief.

Ah, t minus one minute now.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Tomorrow I swear to god I am not going to muck about on ILX at all, and I am going to work like a dog all day long, I swear to god I am.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah that was all that was mentioned. It was just a live review of Ebony Bones by Hannah Gregory.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link


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