You know, sometimes there are things that make you go: "there must be better things to use the internet for than this"

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Browsing randomly over the web, I came across: www.spermcube.org

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

not looking

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it's almost entirely SFW, in case you were wondering.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Has the Borg gone microscopic then?

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh loard

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

is it as good as this? Please to explain this website for me:

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, I wish I could control my trajectory this well:

http://www.spermcube.org/images/visuel2.jpg

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Quel taré, lui.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"Would you like the job of opening tubes of rancid semen and dumping it into the cube?"
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/12/gross_art.php

― ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

... opening tubes of Rancid semen, eh? Punks these days, tss.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Or:

http://www.spermcube.org/images/visuel3.jpg

Phase one: Collect sperm...

― sgh (sgh), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I really don't think there are better uses for the internet than stuff like this.

― 31g (31g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

There's going to be a damp, runny slurry on the top and sides of that, and nothing will increase the visual appeal of a giant lump of frozen sperm than thriving multi-colored colonies of bacteria and fungi growing on it…unless, maybe, it's nice squirming masses of maggots tunneling through the semi-congealed mass.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd recognise that writing style anywhere - it's from William Gibson's Microwave Bukkake, isn't it?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

No, then it would have more brand names and Japanese/Russian loan words.

― 31g (31g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I really don't think there are better uses for the internet than stuff like this.

lol don't forget SETI@home

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you remember the time when Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson bought that head made of frozen blood and left it in the freezer, and some workmen came along and pulled the plug out? It would be HILARIOUS if that were to happen here.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought that was supposed to be an urban myth? They did have some builders unplug their freezer, but that head wasn't in it at the time.

As that link above points out, all this sperm will only be refridgerated after it arrives - it will get pretty rotten in the post.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, he sold it in 2005.
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20050421/ai_n14591065

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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