Clever toilet scribbles.

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On a men's room wall:

Homos can suck my dick!

On the ceiling of a gas station toilet:

The cleaner is short.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

:-( so crass.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

if someone scribbed 'women can suck my dick' in the girls toilets you wouldn't think it's clever.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

mindblowing

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I read the best haiku of my life in a bathroom stall:

mullet extensions
flowing behind my Trans Am
take them off for work

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"Go on have a wank".

― jim (jim), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I try to scribble Garu G quotes on restroom walls as often as possible

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"FUCK GIRLS AND MAKE THEM HAPPY"

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/happygirls.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

A recreation, as the wall has been painted over recently

Each colour represents a comment added by a different person

http://static.flickr.com/144/320899780_b92aaf4adb.jpg

― sgh (sgh), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahah that ones grebt. Some melbourne pubs have some hilarious graf in the loos, but I can't remember any now.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

On the toilet wall at my local pool (now demolished). It's not clever, but it was the greatest thing when I was 5.

Here I sit
broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

― Sharon Penny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, it's funny how these things spread over the world, I've seen both that one and the "shit and stink" one in Finnish toilets too.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:23 (seventeen years ago) link

On the university men's toilet:

Where are you, you pretty leftist student girls of my youth?

And below that someone else had written:

Oh, we're right here, in the men's toilet.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/70/176139303_63207996b1_m.jpg

― MAP (mattp), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Everybody pisses on the floor
be original and shit on the ceiling!

― remy bean (bean), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:07 (seventeen years ago) link

On the toilet paper dispensers in my university:

Pull here for an Arts degree

In response there was:

I always wanted to be an engineer. Now I are one

Hmmm neither of these are particularly clever. Blame my university, I do!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link

a record is a medium

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Blame my university, I do

For turning you into Yoda?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Everybody pisses on the floor
be original and shit on the ceiling!

I've seen this one here (in Finnish) too, except "be original" was replaced with "be a tough guy".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Grammar for the weak, it is (xpost)

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In Austin, I forgot the bar, someone wrote, "I fucked your mother"

Then underneath someone else wrote, "Go home Dad your drunk again"

― jacob sanders (Jacobs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Who is Armitage and what is 'shanking'?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

The Bob Marley one is especially clever, because you indeed need a medium (such as a record or a videotape) to listen to him, since you can't hear him live.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's play toilet tennis LOOK LEFT
Let's play toilet tennis LOOK RIGHT

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It seemed very clever to me at the time - another university toilet scribble:

Flush hard, it's a long way to the refectory.

― James Morrison (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Observation Cubical #234, please act naturally

-in the psychology building at my uni, and everyone elses' I expect

― Mike Lynch (scriblerus), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

oh except that at other unis they probably knew how to spell "cubicle"

― Mike Lynch (scriblerus), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I was impressed by the grammatical accuracy of the following graffiti, found in the toilet of a pub I frequent:

My girlfriend will suck your cock whilst I watch.

― Chap (chap), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/4/5530815_90287a3fd0_o.jpg

At Filter in Wicker Park, about a year ago.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/24/54992817_b4585d3753_o.jpg

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

That's somebodys arm!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 14 December 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link

A phonebox not a toilet but it often gets used as such.

http://static.flickr.com/123/321532565_9997f0b41c.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 14 December 2006 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone wrote "FUCK" in their own shit on the wall of the boys' toilets at the school of a friend of mine. Good times.

― caek (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2006 11:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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