Clever toilet scribbles.

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On a men's room wall:

Homos can suck my dick!

On the ceiling of a gas station toilet:

The cleaner is short.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

:-( so crass.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

if someone scribbed 'women can suck my dick' in the girls toilets you wouldn't think it's clever.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

mindblowing

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

I read the best haiku of my life in a bathroom stall:

mullet extensions
flowing behind my Trans Am
take them off for work

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

"Go on have a wank".

― jim (jim), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

I try to scribble Garu G quotes on restroom walls as often as possible

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

"FUCK GIRLS AND MAKE THEM HAPPY"

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/happygirls.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

A recreation, as the wall has been painted over recently

Each colour represents a comment added by a different person

http://static.flickr.com/144/320899780_b92aaf4adb.jpg

― sgh (sgh), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

awesome.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah that ones grebt. Some melbourne pubs have some hilarious graf in the loos, but I can't remember any now.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

On the toilet wall at my local pool (now demolished). It's not clever, but it was the greatest thing when I was 5.

Here I sit
broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

― Sharon Penny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, it's funny how these things spread over the world, I've seen both that one and the "shit and stink" one in Finnish toilets too.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

On the university men's toilet:

Where are you, you pretty leftist student girls of my youth?

And below that someone else had written:

Oh, we're right here, in the men's toilet.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/70/176139303_63207996b1_m.jpg

― MAP (mattp), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody pisses on the floor
be original and shit on the ceiling!

― remy bean (bean), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

On the toilet paper dispensers in my university:

Pull here for an Arts degree

In response there was:

I always wanted to be an engineer. Now I are one

Hmmm neither of these are particularly clever. Blame my university, I do!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

a record is a medium

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

Blame my university, I do

For turning you into Yoda?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody pisses on the floor
be original and shit on the ceiling!

I've seen this one here (in Finnish) too, except "be original" was replaced with "be a tough guy".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

Grammar for the weak, it is (xpost)

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

In Austin, I forgot the bar, someone wrote, "I fucked your mother"

Then underneath someone else wrote, "Go home Dad your drunk again"

― jacob sanders (Jacobs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

Who is Armitage and what is 'shanking'?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

The Bob Marley one is especially clever, because you indeed need a medium (such as a record or a videotape) to listen to him, since you can't hear him live.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

Let's play toilet tennis LOOK LEFT
Let's play toilet tennis LOOK RIGHT

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

It seemed very clever to me at the time - another university toilet scribble:

Flush hard, it's a long way to the refectory.

― James Morrison (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

Observation Cubical #234, please act naturally

-in the psychology building at my uni, and everyone elses' I expect

― Mike Lynch (scriblerus), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

oh except that at other unis they probably knew how to spell "cubicle"

― Mike Lynch (scriblerus), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

I was impressed by the grammatical accuracy of the following graffiti, found in the toilet of a pub I frequent:

My girlfriend will suck your cock whilst I watch.

― Chap (chap), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/4/5530815_90287a3fd0_o.jpg

At Filter in Wicker Park, about a year ago.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/24/54992817_b4585d3753_o.jpg

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

That's somebodys arm!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 14 December 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

A phonebox not a toilet but it often gets used as such.

http://static.flickr.com/123/321532565_9997f0b41c.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 14 December 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

Someone wrote "FUCK" in their own shit on the wall of the boys' toilets at the school of a friend of mine. Good times.

― caek (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

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