Nominations for second cartoon dog deathmatch

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So far, I've been told I was remiss in leaving out Odie (Garfield) Dogmatix (Asterix), Scrappy Doo (as if!), Poochy (sarcastic mothefuckers is what you guys are), Max (How the Grinch Stole Christmas), Mungo(?), Alistair(?), Hector Goddamnit (?), Gromit (Wallace and), Goofy (Disney), Droopy (Tex Avery), and Pluto (Disney).

Setting aside obviously worthless candidates and total mysteries, this gets us pretty far to setting up another bracket of 16. Especially if you add in Krypto the Superdog, as a friend reminded me when I informed him of this. So, the floor is open!

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

has to be a random draw

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw Mr. Osterberg touring behind "Instinct" with Janes Addiction opening up.

I was young and ignorant, but still remember it as being pretty good.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

That post was meant for another thread on another board.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

no, I think god wanted you to put it here.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

He only wants to be one

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link

pikachu

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think Pikachu is a dog but then if we go over semantics like that we're eventually going to have to confront the Goofy Paradox (if he is a dog then WTF is up with Pluto).

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ok then chewy chewbacca

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit, Muttley from Wacky Races

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no wait i meant the chewbacca that john candy plays. is that a cartoon?

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Goddamn, I can't find the clip on YouTube of the Japanese Wacky Races dub. He sounds like Japanese Clint Eastwood/Tom Waits in that.

xp Spaceballs was tragically never a cartoon

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is a nathan explosion? NO WAIT do not answer that.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Recognize

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i AM NOT clicking that

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link

it is an Adult Swim cartoon about a ridiculous metal band, jeez

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

done by the Home Movies guys

actually we need a cartoon band deathmatch come to think of it

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Back to the topic at heh heh hand:

PUGNAX.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Marmaduke

― ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Pugnax/=cartoon. Or even claymation ala Gromit. So far as I know, anyway.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i had this really weird dream last night where i was watching huckleberry hound cartoons for like three hours. possibly initiated by my fixation with the cheerful "the end" music they used in those cartoons.

― j.d. (j.d.), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Pynchon is merely a frustrated cartoon writer who got trapped in the pomo literary game, so I'm invoking the Dino Rule.

Also, WILE E. MUTHALUVVIN COYOTE.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I find it some kind of relief that people are nominating non-dogs before anyone gets around to bringing up Brian from Family Guy.

(almost typed Brain -- so I guess there's another nominee)

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Wot no Deputy Dawg?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Hong Kong Phooey!!!

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

What about that one puppy from The Simpsons who was always standing and walking?? You know, Rory Calhoun.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Fred Basset

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Boot from The Perishers

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

For the benefit of the non-Britishers

Hector = Hector's House (Godammit was obviously just invective directed as per his omission)
Mungo = Mary Mungo and Midge
Alistair = Crystal Tipps and Alistair.

Roobarb!!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Spike from Tom & Jerry!

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Dogtanian!
The Three Muskehounds!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

They were shit! Okay so was Fred Basset but he was sometimes funny.

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

The original post mentions Scrappy Doo! The shit bar has been set really really low here!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

(I used to have Fred Bassett curtains and bedspread when I was a little ailsa_xx)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Like I said before, Gorgon, from Crockett Johnson's Barnaby.

I suppose you could also add the Pup Dog from Pogo, though he doesn't have the strongest personality (his only lines are "wurf" and "Poltergeists make up the principal type of spontaneous material manifestation").

Mr. Peabody!

― clotpoll (clotpoll), Thursday, 14 December 2006 07:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Hector Goddamnit !

(Yeah, it was him off Hector's house, still laffing here about his secret surname)

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 14 December 2006 10:01 (seventeen years ago) link

o lyk u nevr cald ur dog "Rover Goddamnit"

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Thursday, 14 December 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Hector goddammit!

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, Hector from Hector's House doesn't count anyway because he's not a cartoon.

http://www.davethewave.co.uk/hector/thumbs/hector%201.jpg

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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