Cartoon dog deathmatch

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I'll tally votes from round one after work tomorrow, and post round two matchups immediately thereafter, continuing via single elimination (in case of ties, first to make it wins) until THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Snowy (Tintin) vs. Sandy (Little Orphan Annie)

Sam Sheepdog (Warner Bros) vs. Marc Antony Bulldog (Warner Bros)

Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo) vs. Snoopy (Peanuts)

Earl (Mutts) vs. Pancho (Pooch Cafe)

Bruno (Triplets of Belleville) vs. Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)

Santa's Little Helper (The Simpsons) vs. Ladybird (King of the Hill)

Dino (The Flintstones) vs. Astro (The Jetsons)

Beauregard (Pogo) vs. Offisa Pup (Krazy Kat)

I'm sure there's plenty of worthies whom I'm forgetting, but this seems like a good start

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

And yes, I know Dino isn't exactly a dog. I don't care.

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy

Marc Antony

Snoopy

Earl

Bruno

Santa's Little Helper (close, though)

Dino (but I don't hardly care)

Offisa Pup (even closer)

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we get Odie in as a wildcard?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE IS DOGMATIX

:-(

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

he's drunk magic potion, you know

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew there would be controversial omissions, for which I am truly sorry.

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Tintin/Tintin023.jpg

YR WINNAR

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

TERRIFYING:

http://muppet.wikia.com/images/thumb/b/b9/Baby_rowlf.JPG/300px-Baby_rowlf.JPG

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

babies do not count.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

what about Scrappy Doo?

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link

snowy

sam

snoopy

earl

bruno

santa's l.h.

astro

beauregard

― sleeve (sleeve), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost scrappy doo vs. poochy

― sleeve (sleeve), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy
Sam Sheepdog
Snoopy
Earl
Bruno
Santa's Little Helper
Astro
Offisa Pup

Another tragic omission: Max from Chuck Jones' Grinch special

If I get to vote between Max & Odie, I'll take Max.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy (Tintin)
Sam Sheepdog (Warner Bros)
Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo)
Earl (Mutts)
Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)
Santa's Little Helper (The Simpsons)
Astro (The Jetsons)
Offisa Pup (Krazy Kat)

Oh, and Mungo! Alistair! Hector godamnit!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 08:37 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE IS GROMIT????

― C J (C J), Monday, 11 December 2006 09:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy
Marc Antony Bulldog
Scooby Doo
Earl
Bruno
Santa's Little Helper
Dino
Offisa Pup (ftw)

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Monday, 11 December 2006 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link

rfi Mungo Alistair and Hector, plz.

I'm pretty embarassed I didin't think of Gromit, though.

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Sandy
Sam Sheepdog
Snoopy
Earl
Tramp
Santa's Little Helper
Dino
Offisa Pup

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Gromit and Snowy are my favourite two cartoon dogs in the world.

I've just copied a picture of Tintin and Snowy onto some lazertran paper, and ironed the transfer onto a T-shirt & a pair of boxer shorts, as a stocking filler for my bloke for Christmas.

― C J (C J), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Goofy?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck a Goofy.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I object on this poll on the grounds that it doesn't appear to be fairly seeded. Why should SLH face off vs. Ladybird when Snoop Dogg draws a creampuff of an opponent?

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

MISSING IN ACTION:

1. Droopy
2. Pluto

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

DKNY - You do see that Santos L Halper is shutting out Ladybird where Scooby does actually have one vote, right?

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Donkey Kong cares not for facts!

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Monday, 11 December 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

In fact, it's time for rnd. 1 results!

Snowy defeats Sandy, 5-1

Sam Sheepdog punches the clock of Marc Antony Bulldog 4-2

Snoopy shoots down Scooby, 4-2

Earl shuts out Poncho, 6-0

Bruno trumps Tramp 4-2

Santa's Little Helper KOs Ladybird 6-0

Dino and Astro tie at 3, but Astro reached it first.

Offisa Pup locks up Beauregard, 5-1

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ROUND TWO!

Snowy vs. Offisa Pup

Sam Sheepdog vs. Earl

Snoopy vs. Bruno

Santa's Little Helper vs. Astro

― austin!@#$ (austin), Monday, 11 December 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, everyone voting against Marc Antony has obviously forgotten when he was served that kitten shaped cookie. Or lacks a heart.

― austin!@#$ (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit, THAT bulldog?! I change my vote!

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Too late! But if it wasn't for Sam's greater name recognition, your vote would've tied the matchup and given Marc Antony the win, as he would have reached 3 first.

The lesson? Be an informed voter! The consequences of even a single vote in ignorance can be tragic!

In fact, I am changing my name so we will NEVER FORGET.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Offisa Pup
Sam Sheepdog
Bruno
Santa's Little Helper

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy, Sam, Bruno, Santa's Little Helper.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Free pass extended for Gromit omission on technicality: animated, but not cartoon.

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Offisa Pup
Earl
Snoopy
Astro

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy (Tintin)
Sam Sheepdog (Warner Bros)
Snoopy (Peanuts)
Earl (Mutts)
Bruno (Triplets of Belleville)
Santa's Little Helper (The Simpsons)
Dino (The Flintstones

― RIYL Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link

MISSING IN ACTION:

1. Droopy
2. Pluto

3. Courage (The Cowardly Dog)

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Offisa Pup
Sam Sheepdog
Snoopy
Santa's Little Helper

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 07:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Christiane/Steve:

voting is now in round 2.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Offisa Pup

Sam Sheepdog

Snoopy

Santa's Little Helper

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy (Tintin) vs. Sandy (Little Orphan Annie)

Sam Sheepdog (Warner Bros) vs. Marc Antony Bulldog (Warner Bros)

Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo) vs. Snoopy (Peanuts)

Earl (Mutts) vs. Pancho (Pooch Cafe)

Bruno (Triplets of Belleville) vs. Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)

Santa's Little Helper (The Simpsons) vs. Ladybird (King of the Hill)

Dino (The Flintstones) vs. Astro (The Jetsons) DRAW

Beauregard (Pogo) vs. Offisa Pup (Krazy Kat)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://doormouse.org/krazy/pencil/panel4.png
DARK HORSE, IN IT TO WIN IT

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Ren!

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Are people voting for their favorites, or who they think would actually win in a to-the-death pit match?

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Use whatever criteria you want but for @#$@&%@s sake, WE ARE IN ROUND TWO!

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

In absentia: Underdog.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Snowy
Sam
BRUNO
Santa's Lil

Can I just vote Bruno for all four? I developed an emotional attachment to that dog...

― RIYL Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

GORGON!

He's endorsed by Dorothy Parker: "I think the conception of a dog who talks -- "Didn't know I could do it; never tried it before, I guess" -- and then turns out to be such a crashing bore that they have to lock him away so they won't be obliged to listen to him, is -- well, it's only glorious, that's all. You have to love dogs before you can go on to the step of taking them down, understandingly. I think Mr. Johnson must love dogs. I think Mr. Johnson must love people. I know darned well I must love Mr. Johnson."

It seems so sad to pit Beauregard against Offisa Pup. They're both so wonderful. I think Beauregard at one point claimed that Offisa Pup was a distant relative.

― clotpoll (clotpoll), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Offisa Pup
Sam Sheepdog
Snoopy
Santa's Little Helper

― j.d. (j.d.), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

herriman fanboy pedantry alert: his name is officer pupp! "offissa" is only used by krazy.

― j.d. (j.d.), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Pupp d. Snowy 5-2

Sam d. Earl 6-1

Snoopy d. Bruno 4-3

Santa's Little Helper d. Astro 6-1

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Offissa Pupp v. Sam Sheepdog

Snoopy vs. Santa's Little Helper

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

offissa pupp
snoopy

― j.d. (j.d.), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

are we gonna do cats next?

― j.d. (j.d.), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I would vote in a cartoon cat deathmatch, but I would not run it.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still voting Bruno.

― RIYL Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I sympathize - he's probably my favorite, too, unless it is Marc Antony. But the people have spoken.

Anyway:

Offisa Pupp, Snoopy.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Pupp, Snoopy

― clotpoll (clotpoll), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Ditto.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, on thinking about it, I don't think there are nearly as many great cartoon cats as there are dogs. Sure, there's Sylvester and Tom and Stimpy and that poor broad who was always trying to get away from Pepe Le Pew. But Garfield and Heathcliff are both pretty sorry specimens. Bucky Katt is pretty good, I guess. Pussyfoot (Marc Antony's pal) is cool, but not as interesting as he is. Mooch is good. But that about puts me at the end of my rope.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit, Krazy! I ca('n)t believe I forgot her.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Bucky.jpeg/180px-Bucky.jpeg

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, you mentioned him already, ok.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Offissa Pupp

Snoopy

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Hobbes! There's also Tammananny Tiger from Pogo.

― clotpoll (clotpoll), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 06:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Pupp
Snoopy

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Tigers? I dunno. Well, I guess if Dino counts as a dog.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Sam
SLH

Hey, we forgot Wile E.!!!! >=O

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Pupp and Snoopy both beat out their opponents 6-1 (DKNY is a contrary SOB) and advance to the finals.

Tomorrow, we find out who's the greatest.

Offissa Pupp or Snoopy?

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i expect snoopy will win this anyway, so i'll vote

PUPP

― j.d. (j.d.), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not a contrarian.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Offisa Pupp

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, why the hell not. love snoopy, but offisa pupp was never in some "happiness is" cloying bullshit nor did he lend his name to a theme park.

offisa pupp

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Marmaduke

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, no cat contest would be complete without Azrael.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Pupp!

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Pupp.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Pupp takes the title. 5-0

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Friday, 15 December 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Hell yeah.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 15 December 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

DARK HORSE, IN IT TO WIN IT

-- a_p (a|e...), December 12th, 2006 2:49 PM. (a_p) (later) (link)

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Yep. And great image of Pupp and Ig posing with that Oldenburg, too.

― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Friday, 15 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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