Defend the indefensible: new construction ultra-luxury apartments

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Seeing so many of these buildings going up in Manhattan and also in my own area (Jersey City), I've been wondering about their appeal. If I had the money, I guess there'd be nothing wrong with having a pool and gym in my building. I suppose even a doorman, to make the relatively small odds of break-in or home invasion even smaller, couldn't be bad. But so many of the apartments look like great places to have coke parties, but not to live and feel at home - big open white spaces with floor-to-ceiling windows all around. Didn't luxury apartment buildings used to keep a lower profile? Wasn't that part of their appeal? Nowadays it's all in-your-face sexy/cool marketing, like you'd be living in an upscale lounge. And for that matter, I don't know why anyone would go to a bar/lounge in their own apartment building.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Sunday, 10 December 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

so many of the apartments look like great places to have coke parties

Defended! Actually, kinda more appealing now.

Name Not Found (rogermexico), Monday, 11 December 2006 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i just look at it as the only alternative for a certain kind of people who would otherwise move to the suburbs. up or out? up's better.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess I just mean if I were to move up, I'd rather live in some grand dignified old building with a feeling of privacy and no ad campaign.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 11 December 2006 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

IF YOU LIVED THERE, YOU'D BE HOME NOW.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't you mean "IF YOU LIVED THERE, YOU'D BE COOL BY NOW"?

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Well here's something about the "glass exterior wall" phenomenon:

http://astorplacenyc.com/press/nytimes_1-13-15.pdf

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

How else can people be movin' on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky?

Leon Czolgosz (Leon), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

No, actually I was thinking of a Lucksmiths song.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it's gotta be a motherfucker in the summer with all those windows. i know, i know, the ac and the blinds and etc but i don't believe it

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

defensible: some of the douchebags buying into these things will end up defaulting.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh, i would never live in one of these (though i remember liking how they looked, back in, like, 98/99, and there weren't that many of them.)
the idea of these condos being like an urban modern equivalent to the suburban ranch house is interesting. but condo is so much less practical for families, i'd think - who are they really being marketed to?? well-off single professionals, i guess, in their late-20s/early-30s? people who aren't going to have families? it just doesn't seem like a good 2-5-year investment. but maybe it is?? depending on its location? i do not know.

impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

sort of the urban equiv. of McMansions, no? And i'd wager most of these buyers are from a more suburban background, so they can relate to the glass boxes more than older apartment stock.

(sort of echoing robyn)

bliss (blass), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"From the looks of things, Stringer Bell's worse than a drug dealer." "He's a developer."

dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

A New Residential Building on Mass. Ave. Uses Waves to Stir Up a Sea of Concrete

gahh. who lives in these things? actually I think Sen Obama rents an apartment there

dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

That is ugly. I still find the idea of a "living downtown" DC kind of laughable though.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

there ain't shit to do, that's for sure. seriously.. no neighborhood, no grocery store, I guess you drive in, drive out, it's like living in a hotel. and costs about as much. ? I don't understand the appeal

dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what's really creepy are those condo sales offices native to individual prestige buildings popping up everywhere in soho and tribeca. i'm used to real estate offices being more huckster buy buy now from the outside, not all slick corporate piping new age music and $300 aromatherapy candles into the street.

obi strip (sanskrit), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Condoliths, I call them. And there are some truly massive ones in this city. It's a good bet for the developer, if anyone buys them. And the resident gets to own his own studio apartment for a mere half a million dollars. And get a stunning view of every other realtor's ill-conceived building in the vicinity. What's not to love?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

possible defenses (some of which i agree with to varying degrees):

an increase in housing stock, whether rental or condo, can take pressure off a tight rental market and moderate prices.
urban density leads to less car use, and leed certified buildings use far less energy than a mcmansion.
occasionally great architecture (i know, very occasionally, but still). check out Calatrava's planned building in lower manhattan or the fordham spire.

here they're marketed to young urban professionals and empty-nesters. not really families.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

here being Seattle.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Same here. (Chicago.) Too small for families.

leed certified buildings use far less energy than a mcmansion

Much less. Leed certified or not, in terms of land use and consolidated waste disposal, skyscrapers are pretty darn green.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm failing to see the problem with these. High density housing near city centers that appeals to people who would normally live in the suburbs. To me, this is progress.

In other words, jergins OTM.

debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

YUPPIES. NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK.
(also, thinking apartment living not compatible with family life not exactly progressive thinking)

bliss (blass), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

My biggest problem is that they're massive and the architecture of them varies between unimaginative and the kind of balconied, thrown-together monstrosity that Gary Cooper blew up in "The Fountainhead".

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chicago.tv/user_files/news/bl01013215.jpg

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

They also appeal to empty-nesters, so it's not just Yuppie types.

debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

(also, thinking apartment living not compatible with family life not exactly progressive thinking)

Well, my argument is only that many of the places are very small. People pay, like I said, half a mil for a place half the size of my apartment, and I live alone. A nice 3-bedroom that you can stretch out and breed in is going to cost you a pretty penny.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

an increase in housing stock, whether rental or condo, can take pressure off a tight rental market and moderate prices.

ding! (just not near me thanks, ok).

i've been in a few of these things and i can definitely understand the appeal (floating in a sea of ease), it's just not for me (even if i did have the money).

jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Families can live in smaller spaces than 4 bedroom houses. 90% of the world manages it.

xpost

debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

but they don't have to pay $100 per square foot, either. Look, I'm not against it. It's just that living in a high-rise condo is not a real option for most families, what with also having to feed them and such.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure how luxury the ones you're talking about are, but there a plenty here built recently that are marketed as such, but are obviously going to be the slums of tomorrow, poor build quality etc.

urban density leads to less car use,

Maybe. All the ones I've seen have at least one carspace per apartment.

There's rarely anything that good about such planned community styled things. Also it's stupid here that they're all built right near the CBD, where half the residential appartments are empty 'cause everyone still wants a fucking quarter-acre block in the burbs.

J.G. Ballard's High Rise and Cronenberg's Shivers to thread.

sgh (sgh), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

'cause everyone still wants a fucking quarter-acre block in the burbs

This is a real problem. Several years ago, there was a big movement in Chicago to save the Frank Lloyd Wright houses in the burbs, because people were buying them and tearing them down because they weren't big enough. Cretins.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

but they don't have to pay $100 per square foot

They do in Japan and many places in Europe.

debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

but they don't have to pay $100 per square foot

This should have read, $1000. Which is only a slight exagguration.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Ha. You got me.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Here are the three that are digging in Seattle right now:

http://www.1521second.com/
http://www.escalamidtown.com/
http://www.olive8.com/

It's been fascinating to watch the process, from announcements and planning to permitting, and over the last few months, the digging. I don't think the architecture is that great (Escala will be a hulk of a building with a huge-assed floor plate, Olive 8 is too boxy for my taste, 1521 looks hot as hell in the renderings but you never really know until they install the glass), but they're all near transportation links, they'll all bring people into the city that might not otherwise live here, and they raise property taxes to fix those fucking potholes on my street.

Hurting's original contention though is worth returning to: what's with the exclusivity? Could the marketing be more over the top? What's needed in so many of our cities are affordable apartments, right, so why are so many million dollar condos being built and so many condo conversions taking place when there is still an acute need for apartments? It's economics, trickle-down, I know, but still.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, my argument is only that many of the places are very small.

If people are buying them then there must be a demand. No one's being forced to purchase.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

there a plenty here built recently that are marketed as such, but are obviously going to be the slums of tomorrow

this is the thing most worth talking about on this thread so far. there's a building that finishing near my work, 3 stories, expensive, 'modern and hip' kind of appeal, but they just put the siding up and it looks 10 years old already, this white fake-wood, might as well be plastic! just total shit. i can't believe it, actually.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

If people are buying them then there must be a demand.

I work for a company that refurbishes old buildings into condos and builds new ones from time to time. And there is a demand, but mostly these places are bought by investors that wait for the market to change, and then sell them. You'd be surprised how many units go totally unoccupied while people make money off of them.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

And all of the employees get good looks at these places. The construction is often cheap, the places insanely small, and the consensus is, "I would never want to live in an investor building."

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

A pyramid scheme without the pyramids? (xpost)

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Kind of, yeah. It's not a scheme, it's just the real estate business.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

urban density leads to less car use,

Maybe. All the ones I've seen have at least one carspace per apartment.

In SF and Portland and Seattle that's starting to change, with the city councils lowering the parking requirements. Lots of usually smart urban types call it a 'gift to the developers' because they don't have to dig as deep to accomodate so many cars and can still charge almost as much, but fuck, you all know how people have to be forced out of their cars to change. It takes some strong political will to do what these cities are starting to do.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

big xpost, but to clarify - a lot of the condos i have in mind here are open-concept, loft-like, possibly divided in sections, rather than divided into closed-off rooms - not exactly family dwellings as we know them. but hey, it'd breed a dif kind of family, i suppose...

i'm completely for efficient use of dwelling space in urban centres, but are 15' ceilings and a wall of windows really efficient? more efficient than houses, i guess.

impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

mostly these places are bought by investors that wait for the market to change, and then sell them.

I know this is very much true in many cities: Las Vegas, Miami, San Diego. That's a bubble that will pop with a bunch of bad side effects. But there are cities with demand.

fluxion, what city?

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

pyramids would be sweet

xxxp

jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Chicago.

possibly divided in sections, rather than divided into closed-off rooms

OTM! I would only live in one of those places alone. Even with a wife or girlfriend, where do you go for some me time?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

build a wall

jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

or rather, build the three feet of the wall that's inexplicably missing.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

there was a good old ILE thread about some area in Chicago where this had happened, wasn't there? I remember hstencil and nabisco making fine illustrative points.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there some kind of law that all real estate sites have to have unsolicited music?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

baltimore has the condo disease now big-time. those fugly shits are popping up everywhere and you can see how cheaply made they are while they're being built, plywood walls w/ faux-brick exterior facades lol. guess its not that far from the formstone seen on most rowhouses but aren't condos supposed to be all lush and über-yuppified

amon (amon), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

What's especially odd is that they've been claiming for months and months that the first building is 80% sold, but the number just doesn't seem to get any higher. Perhaps those first couple hundred apartments were offered cheaper to a select group of investors?

My company lies about how much has been sold almost as a rule. And yes, the first wave of apartments (however many there are of them) are often sold at a reduced price to investors. The math is, you take out the price that it would cost you for upkeep for the couple of years it would normally take you to sell the building, and sell the units for that, instead. Something like 20% off.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

urban fortress developments
hah.. couple months back I got invited to hang out with some people I used to know in college, they had recently bought a condo in shaw (dc). outside, it's a mess - the block is all run down and has a big vacant lot across from it & junk everywhere & poor lighting & bad vibes in general. inside, the place is gorgeous, hardwood floors, high ceilings, all renovated. bars on every door and window. of course, where I live has bars on it too.. but they're old...

dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The idea of intentionally building for the short-term is pretty interesting, actually. A kind of fore-knowledge about how the world will (might?) change. (and it make me think of those crazy stories of people out in the desert using shipping containers to build. Well hell, those might last longer)

It doesn't seem like often works out that way, though. Once something's built, it usually sticks around. That makes the ugliest of these new buildings all the worse: "So I'm going to have to look at this piece for the next thirty years?" The building I work in was supposed to be temporary, for the 1962 World's Fair, with a max use of a couple of years. And here we still are. They've had to earthquake retrofit it a bunch.

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I still think this current crop is better than what went up in the 60s and 70s though

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

The idea of intentionally building for the short-term is pretty interesting, actually.

Yes, in that it's totally appalling. It's building for the real estate market instead of for the people who (god help them) may end up living there. It wasn't always like this.

And yeah, pre-war buildings are very favored in Chicago, too, at least by people I know. They're cheaper and they just so happen to still work.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I have copper pipes. You just try to find a new building with copper pipes.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm thinking more intellectually than practically. in practice it's the worst of what we are

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in ur building, stealing ur copper

jergins (jergins), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hurting, have you seen those shitty new "luxury" apartments that they slapped up in hoboken, right next to the housing projects?!? their advertising pitch is that they are next to the light rail (ha ha ha, they're also next to the c-mart market and every crackhead left in hoboken, plus those who take the elevator down from the heights). they are not selling well, allegedly (surprise, surprise, surprise).

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also, the hoboken/jersey city real estate whores are all expecting that the yuppies/empty nesters getting priced outta manhattan are going to flock over to THEIR "luxury" digs. the selling point being that said hoboken/jersey city units are merely overpriced for the money, as opposed to obscenely overpriced as their equivalents in manhattan.

the NJ real estate bulls fail to mention, however, that they're REALLY competing with brooklyn and queens -- hoboken and jersey city are NOT manhattan, and never will be. and WHEN (not i said WHEN, not IF) the housing crash gains momentum, there will be even LESS reason to buy these overpriced shoeboxes in NJ (or the outer boroughs) as manhattan real estate will go from obscenely overpriced to merely overpriced.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The Beacon has been a big topic of discussion (mostly mockery) on the Jersey City board I post to, and every once in a while you get an obvious shill coming on and bragging about the new condo they just bought. One of these "owners" also set up a Google Group for other "owners" in the building, which after six months has all of 14 members. A lot of the posts are either shills saying "Hey, I've heard reliable rumors that those projects are going to be torn down - woohoo, instant equity here we come!" (a close paraphrase) and prospective buyers saying things like "I called the JC Housing Authority and they said they're renewing leases for the projects - that's not what the salesman at The Beacon told me"

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Eisbar - I used to have a practice space over there in the Monroe Center. They kicked us out because they're putting in a high end restaurant and cigar bar and don't want the noise. It's a bizarre location for a high end restaurant, let me tell you.

BTW, as a Hobokenite have you ever seen Delivered Vacant? It's fantastic.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 11 December 2006 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it's gotta be a motherfucker in the summer with all those windows. i know, i know, the ac and the blinds and etc but i don't believe it

Most of these new builds are colossally energy inefficient. It is possible to build tall, passively cooled glass fronted buildings but these require huge voids within the structure to move air around. and voids cut down floor space. So these buildings end up being air conditioned.

When i was looking to buy my place I looked at a few developments like this and they were badly sized and badly built in the main. One place I saw didn't have two walls at a right angle (by design, how the hell do you put a bed in the bedroom) and a pitched roof that pitched inwards to give bigger glass walls and the gutter down the middle of the room was already leaking into the living room, they wanted £199,000 4 years ago.

Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 08:05 (seventeen years ago) link

The other thing I always gawk at are the "maintenance fees" you pay to live in these places - your million dollar "investment" condo can easily have a $1200/month fee (as much as we pay in rent for a 2-bedroom apartment)

I mean what would all the "amenities" that you're paying for cost separately?

Gym membership with pool - let's say $150/month for a NICE one
Parking space - I dunno, a few hundred bucks a month?
Security guard - you're paying a small share of one dude's shitty wage
Cleaning (assuming they don't actually clean your apt): see above
Heat/electric - $100 a month average maybe? Unless those glass fronts are REALLY inefficient

So where does the rest of the money go? It certainly eats into your "investment" profits in any case - sort of like the fees on the sexier-sounding mutual funds.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

these things won't last a decade. caveat emptor, though, can't blame the developers for trying to make money in an insane market. personally I'm still waiting for some more blood on the streets.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

these high-rise fuglies are going up all over Austin. It's ridiculous, this is Texas. There is no reason to pay six-figures plus to live on top of each other here.

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i posit: there is a psychological effect to living that high up in the air that loonies are willing to pay a premium for.

jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a new development in Knoxville, on Gay Street, that actually advertises itself as "Upscale Luxury Condos."

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

IF YOU LIVED THERE, YOU'D BE HOME NOW.

Ha ha, they actually use this slogan on some new-build flats ("lived here/be home by now") on the southern SE23-end of Lordship Lane. Zone 3, Forest Hill! I mean, if it's meant for central London commuters passing on the bus, chances are they've already been travelling for 45 minutes - another 5 min up the hill to Forest Hill proper (where you're not likely to be living on a noisy A-road, where there are shops, local amenities, etc) isn't going to kill you.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a new suburban development near my office which uses the slogan "If you lived here, you could have had a lie in"

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I can kind of see people buying into new construction. Esp. in ny where to get into a pre-war luxury building co-op is next to impossible due to the boards and the downpayment they expect. so, it's just easier to get in early on a new construction and a large percentage of the maintenance fees are tax deductible. I just don't understand how what most archiects are thinking. although i kind of like seeing the Blue building when going over the bridge. we need more green developers though.

Carey (Carey), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

how much do these things cost to rent in NYC? just before I found out I was moving to the US I was looking for one in sydney and found myself about to pay 1200 a week for a studio. pool, gym, petty surrounds, cbd living - yes. space - no.

sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"pretty", of course

sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it depends, I know one in Brooklyn that just went from luxury sales to rentals and it is about $3200, though no gym. In Manhattan I think it would range from 3000 to 30,000 a month.

Carey (Carey), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

But 30,000 a month is some P Diddy penthouse shit.

Carey (Carey), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i want some p.diddy penthouse shit

sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

even at $3,000+/month, it's still cheaper to rent these things than to buy 'em.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW, as a Hobokenite have you ever seen Delivered Vacant? It's fantastic.

no, i haven't. i've been aware of this film for a while, but never have had the time to actually see it.

is the site that you frequent this one, by any chance? kannekt is outrageous -- stuffed to the gills with real estate agents, condo builders, and their various fluffers; they also actively censor and ban anyone who has the unmitigated audacity to question the intelligence of buying any of the overpriced R/E shit for sale in hoboken and jersey city.

1,000% with TOMBOT upthread -- i also wanna see blood flowing b4 i even CONSIDER buying real estate in this market.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

these things won't last a decade. caveat emptor, though, can't blame the developers for trying to make money in an insane market. personally I'm still waiting for some more blood on the streets.

OTM re: quality. here in n. jersey, a lot of these shitty, overpriced monstrosities are built by k. hovnanian, an R/E developer that has been shitting out property excresences all over NJ for well over a decade. a good friend of mine from college ran his own contracting business during the 90s; he did work on hovnanian projects throughout central and south jersey, and he ALWAYS complained about the shoddy workmanship, crappy materials, etc. lo and behold, some of the crappiest "luxury" condos in hudson county are hovnanian properties. the ubiquitous toll bros. also seems to produce a high %age of crap "luxury" buildings up here, too. "vertical trailer parks," as one wag has taken to calling 'em.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

even at $3,000+/month, it's still cheaper to rent these things than to buy 'em.

Another way condos go against the conventional wisdom, which is that having a mortgage saves you money in the long run. Is it any wonder people buy in the burbs?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

A couple of the higher profile loft/condo projects here in LA have ground to a halt mid-way through and have gone up for sale.

Much like how you could follow the rise and fall of the dot com era by the thickness of each issue of Wired magazine, I suspect that the 2007 fall will be measured by the page count of Dwell.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

The Beacon has been a big topic of discussion (mostly mockery) on the Jersey City board I post to, and every once in a while you get an obvious shill coming on and bragging about the new condo they just bought.

i was referring to the velocity development, which as the below pics show are a bunch of pretty generic condos right smack dab to hoboken housing projects (and which have the source of much derision over at hoboken411.com):

img src="http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/velocity-top-view-2.JPG" img src="http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Velocityprojects.jpg"

but my comments fit just as w/ the beacon (which are as equally generic/ugly as velocity, and in an even WORSE ghetto!)

i also love the beacon webpage's map of all of JC's "attractions" -- which, for those of us who know JC, are all a good schlep from where the beacon is located.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yessir, I know those projects well. But I'm sure whoever's actually bought is convinced the projects are going to be gone "any day now."

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit those are ugly! i had no idea

jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

They are all ugly. And now there are several blocks of those exact kind of condos going in one of the streets of Asbury Park that runs to the ocean. A town full of Victorians with sprawling porches, midcentury oddities, and bungalows with pretty, stepped gardens, and someone's building tall, view-blocking, land-clearing, disposable shite.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

A guy I know was working as a carpenter on the Four Seasons 'Resdiences' above the hotel down at Market and Grant. One morning, having finished measuring, he asked the foreman if it was OK to start cutting, seeing it was only 8:30 AM.

"Don't worry," the man replied, "You won't wake the hoes."

My friend stood there stupified for a moment 'til he realized that the man was referring to the Ho family whose 'residence' down the hall was the only one finished and who happened to be out of town.

Michael White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA my old company is the genius force behind the Four Seasons Residences south of Market. I can tell you the code account names for every fucking floor of that complex, I bet they haven't changed them one bit. I hope they didn't have Bovis finish up these the way they did the ones in DC and Boston that are full of mold.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i also love the beacon webpage's map of all of JC's "attractions" -- which, for those of us who know JC, are all a good schlep from where the beacon is located.

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), December 11th, 2006.

The photos include restaurants in the Paulus Hook neighborhood, which is about two miles away and not really accessible from where The Beacon is by public transport.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus Christ, I refused to walk to Paulus Hook when I lived on Jersey Ave! But I'm famously lazy.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

For real? It's like the fanciest part of downtown now, to the point that they treat it like a separate community and the Paulus Hook site doesn't even mention that it's part of Jersey City.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Which is hilarious, because there's at least one ILXor whose father grew up in Paulus Hook in a cold-water walk-up and used to jump off the docks for summer fun, and who wouldn't go back there if you paid him to spend the weekend.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, you mean for distance terms. Yeah, it's far - I never go there either, but there's no real reason to unless I feel like paying too much for a meal.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Which is hilarious, because there's at least one ILXor whose father grew up in Paulus Hook in a cold-water walk-up and used to jump off the docks for summer fun, and who wouldn't go back there if you paid him to spend the weekend.

that's basically the story of ALL of hudson county (except maybe union city, which is landlocked). even those cold-water walk-ups are on the market for mad $$$ these days (and are almost as absurdly overpriced as "luxury" shitboxes like velocity and the beacon).

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

At least The Beacon won't fall down though - that's an old and probably very well-constructed building.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

It'd be funny to see the apartments fail to sell and then watch as public housing tenants move in and enjoy the pool and fitness center.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link


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