THE PRESIDENCY: YOU'LL BE ELECTED IF YOU USE MY SLOGAN

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BELEIVE IT OR NOT: I'M SELLING THE AMERICAN PRESIDENCY. I KNOW HOW TO ASSURE A CANDIDATE WILL BE ELECTED: IT IS TO USE THE SLOGAN 'WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021.' I WROTE A SONG WHICH CAN BE USED AT ALL CAMPAIGN FUNCTIONS AND WHICH I HUMBLY SAY WILL BECOME THE NUMBER-ONE-BEST-SELLING-SINGLE-HIT-OF-ALL-TIME. I WILL PROVIDE ANYONE WHO IS INQUIRING SERIOUSLY AN EMAIL WHICH WILL HAVE THE SONG ATTATCHED SO YOU CAN LITSTEN TO IT. JUST CLICK ON 'ASK THE SELLER A QUESTION' AND I'LL QUICKLY SEND YOU AN EMAIL WITH THE SONG 'ATTATCHED' SO YOU CAN HEAR IT. THE LYRICS ARE INCLUDED HERE ON THE EBAY AD. BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTS TO HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO USE THE SONG (AND THEREFORE BECOME THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES) WILL HAVE TO MAKE THE EBAY PURCHASE. PLEASE NOTE: 50% OF PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE AMERICAN RED CROSS. ALSO PLEASE NOTE: I WILL CONSIDER ALL OFFERS.

WHOMSOEVER UTILIZES MY SLOGAN 'WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021' WILL WIN THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. THIS PERSON, MAN OR WOMAN, KNOWN OR UNKNOWN, WILL WIN BY A LANDSLIDE! THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION WILL GAIN THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO MY SONG 'WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021' WHICH I WROTE WITH MY PARTNER. HERE ARE THE LYRICS:

WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021:

LYRICS:

LET THE SUN SHINE DOWN. DOWN ON YOU. RIGHT THROUGH THE POURING RAIN. WE KNOW IT CAN BE DONE:

WORLD PEACE BEFORE TWO-THOUSAND-TWENTY-ONE!!

EARTH'S RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS TENSIONS ESCALATE EACH DAY..

VIOLENCE AND TERRORISM.. EVERYONE IS PREY..

DEMOCRACY GONE MAD VERSUS NO HUMAN RIGHTS AT ALL..

WE MUST ALL WORK FOR PEACE NOW OR THE HUMAN RACE WILL FALL.

DISEASES GROWING STRONGER WHILE MORALITY JUST WON'T KEEP..

POLLUTE THE SKIES, RAPE THE EARTH.. THE PRICE IS GETTING STEEP.

OPPRESSION IN THE CITIES WHILE THE RICH ENJOY THEIR GREED

A DRIVE BY SHOOTING TAKES A LIFE, NOW SEE THE CHILD BLEED..

(CHORUS) PEOPLE PUT YOUR HEADS TOGETHER, THIS MESSAGE NOW MUST BE SENT..

THE CRIES OF WAR, PAIN, OPPRESSION AND CORRUPTION ALL MUST COME TO AN END

SO LET THE SUN SHINE DOWN UPON YOU RIGHT THROUGH THE POURING RAIN..

WE KNOW IT CAN BE DONE... WORLD PEACE BEFORE TWO THOUSAND TWENTY ONE.

POLITICAL ATTENTION FEEDS THE SYMPTOMS NOT THE CURE

WHILE CITIZENS GO HOMELESS AND THE WORKERS BECOME THE POOR.

COUNTRIES IN DISAGREEMENT WHILE THE INNOCENT SHED THEIR LIVES.

THESE NATURAL DISASTERS SHOULD BE OPENING OUR EYES!

(repeat chorus)

NOW TAKE A LOOK AROUND AT WHAT'S RIGHT FROM WHAT'S WRONG.

WE'VE GOT TO KEEP BELIEVING AND WE'VE GOT TO BE STRONG!

(repeat chorus)

(THE END.)

In order to hear the song CONTACT ME VIA EBAY AND I'LL EMAIL YOU THE SONG. IT IS CONTAINED ON A CD CALLED 'XILLION THE ROCK OPERA.'

I ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE THAT WHICHEVER CANDIDATE UTILIZES THIS SLOGAN AND SONG WILL WIN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. (MARIA SHRIVER AND HILLARY CLINTON TAKE NOTICE!) Regarding the guarantee: If whoever wins this auction does not get elected to be the next American President, I will refund your money (but not the 50% that will have gone to the American Red Cross.. Only the 50% that I kept.)

I am a practicing licensed registered nurse.

President Kennedy set a goal to land a man on the moon IN THE 60's. Without his presidential goal, the USA would surely have landed a man on the moon.. but WHEN!!!???? In 1975 or 1980? It was his brilliant TIME SENSITIVE goal which worked. The presidential goal for 'World Peace Before 2021' will work in a wonderfully similar way!!! World Peace will come!