just in.. already on youtube [poor quality images]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNaVLdg81LE
i can't resist:
10 Reasons why Mat Taylor should be in England squad
1. ex England U21 with International experience
2. Can play Left Back, Left Wing Back, Left Midfield
3. Gives a 100 % and is a winner
4. Even McClaren has noticed him: re Last Sunday on Sky
5. scores penaltys under pressure - something that few England players can do
6. can score goals from distance
7. ashley cole is suspended for england
8. it's about time that a Pompey player represented England - the last time a current pompey player represented England was Mark Hateley just before his 1 Million tranfer to AC Milan
9. South Coast bragging rights - to annoy the scummers [southampton] that Pompey have a player in the England squad
10. and finally.. just to annoy the anti-pompey faction on ile
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/tables/premiership.html
Pompey third in the premiership - are you watching....are you watching ... Steve McClaren
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
DCgraceful. :-(
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)
Mat Taylor = 9 ratinghttp://home.skysports.com/matchratings.aspx?fxid=298547
9 = Excellent - Top-class display, probably the matchwinner.
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)
http://home.skysports.com/matchreport.aspx?fxid=298547&cpid=8
However, just 12 minutes earlier Taylor had thumped home an outlandish 45 yard volley that will live long in the memory and surely claim the goal of the season award.
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)
― sede vacante (blueski), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)
NO WAIT, what about Van Persie against, erm *gulps* Charlton?
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)
Taylor vs Sunderland 40 Yarderhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlvXm_PxssI
today's goal was further from the goal
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)
Matty Taylor is a good player, but you suck for the "yank dummy" line. From now on, consider us ENEMIES.
Sincerely,
Me.
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)
Thanks
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/prince_charles.jpg
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
brad friedel, the other yank dummy, last seen in the newcastle penalty area as martins scored the Toon's third
brian mcbride goalless as his team lose 4-0 at anfield
marcus hahnemann the only non-dummy yank by the looks of things
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
SAFEHANDS SINGH WHEN YOU'RE WINNING
― sede vacante (blueski), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
john & yoko's tribute album to jagger and martian
― hb262 (hb262), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (Carsmile Steve), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
― jason deming (hb262), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
Also nice easy target Louis but I don't see any UK people in any of our leagues.
I love you guys but seriously is this how you think of American footballers? Hahaha that is hilarious.
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
― sede vacante (blueski), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)
― sede vacante (blueski), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
damarcus beasley utterly ineffectual in same game
matt, i'm only winding you up! howard has been goalkeeper of the season so far...
although there are lots of English women footballers on your leagues!
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (Carsmile Steve), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
born and grew up in
"Little England beyond Wales"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_England_beyond_Wales
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
Bend It Like Beckham, what a brilliant documentary that was...
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)
(no hate for Britishers or for any of you, just separate your issues dammit; I admire the films of Powell/Pressburger, I totally rock out to Super Furry Animals, and I am on record as preferring Rachel Weisz to US pizza)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
A Matter Of Life And Death/Stairway To Heaven (as you guys call it) was actually commissioned by the respective governments to promote goodwill between the US and Great Britain, so there!
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
and yes, our national team has a lot of problems, we aren't all that good, i have never said otherwise. we have very good players though. we need a) a coach and b) a winning tradition to build on and c) to learn how to dive like European players
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)
― Matty Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)
Bruce Arena is hilarious. After you beat portugal 3-1, he came up with the gem "And that's why we're the greatest country in the world!"
― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)
exactly like England, except 'we' have already made great strides in (c)
― sede vacante (blueski), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)
"hiiiiiii!"
― sede vacante (blueski), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)
I'm sure there have been shorter-serving full-time managers in the Premiership, surely?
And can we please now grab a proper manager (hint: PARDEW)?
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)
Nah, not really.
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)
Someone's making a living off the people making a living.
― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70SHYg6_6dI
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 December 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)
...and Boxing Day was pretty damn fine for me. For the first time I actually feel United are slight favourites for the league now. I've only just started to appreciate that Chelsea have sold loads of players and their squad isn't quite able to cope with the current mini-crisis.
Which (former) pariah for player of the season: Ronaldo or Drogba?
― Teh HoBBx (HoBB), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)
Amazing how fragile and unbalanced Chelsea suddenly look, isn't it? They miss Terry badly, especially as having spunked £7m on Boulharouz in the summer they're now opting for Paulo Ferreira at centreback instead of him. If Drogba gets injured now they're fucked. Also where was Makelele against Reading?
Still, I fully expect Chelsea to spend like madmen in the transfer window and just throw a huge amount of money around, so who knows?
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)
Just tell yourselves that Fulham really aren't very good. They're not.
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Teh HoBBx (HoBB), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)
me too, but that's because i got to see liverpool v. rovers at ewood down in the visitor's section. liverpool lost, but the game was nice (first match i've been to) and the atmosphere was good.
pissed (off) scousers are hilarious.
― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)
I reckon Pardew has got it okay at Charlton right now - he won't be blamed if they go down (which they will), especially as the board has been upfront about there being no money for new players. The real pressure will be on him to take them swiftly back up (which he could well do).
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)
if we'd played like that all season we wouldn't be in this mess. JAMMY FULHAM JIZZBALLERS
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Thursday, 28 December 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 December 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 December 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 December 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)
I thought it was quite exciting, myself. Both teams were eager to score, both put players forward, and you got four goals, controversy, and an exquisite drag-back from El-Karkouri for your money's worth. What's not to love?
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Thursday, 28 December 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)
― weasel diesel (kilian), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)
(I accept that the weather, and the pitch may have played a part in the Chelsea match.)
Oh look, Reading have scored. And now they have a corner. I wonder what happens? Oh, it's cleared. Sorry, panic over.
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 30 December 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)
― Teh HoBBx (HoBB), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)
1) Chelsea score two last-10-minute winners in as many games2) Chelsea concede two last-ten-minute equalisers in as many games
1) Charlton concede a heartbreaking last-minute equaliser, robbing them of two points2) Charlton score an uplifting last-minute winner, gaining back those two lost points
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 30 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 30 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 1 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 1 January 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)
Yeah, still a couple of points ahead of us, but hey...at least we've crumbled with a shred of dignity intact!
Crouch was superb today for Liverpool, who themselves were as brilliant as Bolton were diabolical.
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)
― Teh HoBBx (HoBB), Monday, 1 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)
-- Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (papiermachealamphibia...), December 30th, 2006.
qft
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)
but we reckoned without justin hoyte :-/
― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)
Mourinho gets on with just about every manager (Coleman, Jol, O'Neill, Fergie, Moyes, Warnock and Jewell especially) except Wenger (who doesn't get on with anybody), Rijkaard (who takes it all too seriously) and Benitez (which is bizarre, given that he doesn't have a personality to speak of).
I watched the Fulham game from the executive SUITE next to Roman A. We didn't have prawn sangers but we did have champagne, deep-fried oysters and a blanket to cover ourselves with if it get a bit parky. It was all wrong, but everybody in there was an actual fan and most went to a lot more games than I did, so it just goes to show, eh.
― Pete W (petew), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 10:36 (nineteen years ago)
― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:14 (nineteen years ago)
― Onimo drank ALL the wine! (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:18 (nineteen years ago)
Guy is bonkers for Liverpool, though. Will be making the trip over to Nou Camp in a bit here, etc.
― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:32 (nineteen years ago)
It's definitely a lot more exciting and unpredictable this season, but I don't see BOTH teams dropping enough points to let Liverpool through. (Also I don't really see how United's 'meh performance' of a draw at Newcastle is worse than Liverpool's defeat at Blackburn).
After Chelsea (and before them Arsenal) dominating the league completely, I've almost forgotten what it's like to have a proper title race. Now they should both drop points and let Liverpool catch up.
I agree, it feels like there hasn't been a race for ages, but to be fair to Arsenal they never actually dominated like Chelsea did. Last season nobody else had a chance: Chelsea were 11 points clear by the end of October, and 16 points clear by this time last year. At this stage of Arsenal's 'invincible' season they weren't even top of the table - they were a point behind United and Chelsea were only three behind them. In the end Arsenal walked it, but there was a race for a while.
― Teh HoBBx (HoBB), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Pete W (petew), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:43 (nineteen years ago)
― Teh HoBBx (HoBB), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)
I still think that, despite everything, if Cech was in goal we'd be top. The FEAR has spread from back-to-front and knocked us all asunder. But we'll right ourselves soon enough.
― Petew (petew), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:03 (nineteen years ago)
― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)