NO TATTOO ROLL CALL

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my tattoo is pretty lolz in a bad way but reminds me of a specific time and place in my life

Abbott has a good theory on this sort of thing. I do too but I don't really care. I mean, I got my tramp stamp before there was such a thing GODDAMMIT! ;) See also a small Chinese character that is now part of something bigger in part so that it's less obvious.

~curious orange~, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

The next time any of you walk into a roomful of nurses, ask them to raise their hands if they have a tattoo. The only ones that won't have their hands up will be over 40. There's a lot of things that they care about in nursing school that no one cares about in the real world, and this is one of them.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

one of our system enginners has all these tats that sometimes show when his sleeves are up - alwyas looks kind of silly / embarassing

Mike Latham Pennysong Green Hanle y, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Another therapist friend said that the other guy's tattoos could be a good model for an acceptable way of channeling the urge to harm or mutilate yourself.

They work in very different settings.

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

JacobSanders - no! I was just trying to make the most blatant Bataille joke I could think of. : )

rusty flathead screwdriver, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

I have one very small tattoo on my upper left leg that I gave myself w/ a sewing needle & calligraphy ink when I was 14. At the time, I did not think it would be permanent, but there it still is.

It is the owl symbol from Twin Peaks:

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1105267805/TP20_-_owl_cave_symbol_reasonably_small.jpg

Pollbix, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

HA! too much Blanchot and jokes take longer to sink in

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Eventually I plan to have my arms covered from shoulder to elbow and at least one leg covered from knee to ankle, but I only have bits and pieces in these places now. I think about chest pieces sometimes too but that's a ways off.

Left arm is half sleeved already plus a big one inside the forearm, to the point that I look at it wonder why I don't just cover the whole thing up to my wrist.

The only one that I regret (and it's pretty regrettable) is that I decided circa 1995 that getting a tribal tattoo would be AWESOME but I wasn't ready to have it visible yet. So I got it on my lower back. Someday I'll have to turn it into a giant black rectangle.

joygoat, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

I used some of those temporary stick-on tattoos that wash off with soap a few times. I think hearing that Offspring lyric about getting a 31 instead of 13 when I was a teen forever scared me away from getting a tattoo....

Everything else is secondary, Friday, 2 December 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

"skin untouched by ink like ever"

i've managed to live 40+ years by this rule and cannot see the situation changing.

will be interesting to see what happens with my teenkid given the popularity of such things these days.

mark_e, Friday, 2 December 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

there's a gal in the nursing school here who has a FACE TAT. she got it immediately after being accepted (or so i've heard), and is now (shockingly) running into trouble getting placed into clinical rotations to finish her training

river wolf, Friday, 2 December 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

Face tattys legit kinda freak me out

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 2 December 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

I've seen them done well on occasion, but mostly they are fucking mental.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Friday, 2 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

I have no, neither does wife.

2 kids, as mark e says it will be 'interesting' to see if either want when older. Guessing not.

Ou est la showaddywaddy (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 2 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

I don't really know many people with tattoos. I'm old obviously.

Tony Hart land (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 2 December 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I know quite a few. They are younger, admittedly, but then again...

Ou est la showaddywaddy (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 2 December 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

well, i have heard my teenkid use the phrase 'tramp stamp' in regards to certain styles of tats, so i'm hoping that my teenkid is of the same opinion as me.

cos there's no doubting it, they look great when the skin is all youth'd up, but add a few years and beers, and that stuff can end up looking worse for wear.

and i've not seen enough flesh of my social circle (thank the lord) to make any call re who has one or not.

mark_e, Friday, 2 December 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

and i've not seen enough flesh of my social circle (thank the lord) to make any call re who has one or not.

Yeah, that's more like it

Tony Hart land (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 2 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Never bought the "what will that look like when you're old and grey" line of logic. When I'm old and grey, my tattoos aren't going to be what makes me too embarrassed to go out in public. It'll be my old, saggy, haggard self that keeps me indoors.

Detrius of Life (Eric H.), Friday, 2 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

i still don't have any tattoos

recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Friday, 2 December 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

hi-5

OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

i figure that by the time we are old and grey the laser technology to remove these things will have advanced to a simple, painless procedure. and that we'll all have robot butlers.

bene_gesserit, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

Never bought the "what will that look like when you're old and grey" line of logic. When I'm old and grey, my tattoos aren't going to be what makes me too embarrassed to go out in public. It'll be my old, saggy, haggard self that keeps me indoors.

OTM!! for a long time, i thought 'oh but what about when i'm OOOOOLD?!?" but then i realised that i wouldn't be showing off those bits of skin when i'm that old anyway so it won't matter. another thing for me was that i'm not particularly enamoured with my body, so i didn't feel like i was "ruining" my leg by get it half covered in a tattoo.

smoove operator, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

As covered as I aspire to be I'll never get face, neck, or hand tattoos. I believe strongly in the "nothing you can't hide while in front of a judge" rule.

joygoat, Friday, 2 December 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know when i'll get another one but i have a couple things that i wouldn't mind having on me forever (himalayan tahr, tree shrew).

i am just going to end up covered in weird mammals (the first one was a pangolin).

bene_gesserit, Friday, 2 December 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

Just gis'ed pangolin and, damn, that's like the perfect tattoo animal.

Detrius of Life (Eric H.), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone have words of wisdom on making a bunch of individual tattoos work together? I like all my tatts (except one tiny huge mistake) but the next step has to be something to integrate them all into something that makes sense, otherwise I'll just be a mass of disparate marks.

Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

here is my pangolin (1st tattoo at 32):
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kkVIq1Yc42Q/TpJfLwuJRFI/AAAAAAAAALU/yrak4Lky9EQ/s512/cid_497.jpg

it looks a bit lighter now that it's healed.

bene_gesserit, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

ugh i did an image search on "waveform tattoo" and they all look terrible. back to the drawing board, i think.

J-Cova, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

Nice. Were you the one saying that your underarm tattoo hurt? It looks like it took a long time.

Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

it wasn't that bad until the last 45 minutes, when my tattoo artist was coloring over the parts that had already been tattooed. it took about 2.5 hours total!

bene_gesserit, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

ayo uninked btw

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 December 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

jess3, find the best tattoo artist in your area and just tell them you want to integrate all your pieces - if they're any good, they'll figure out a great way to do it for you.

smoove operator, Friday, 2 December 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Yeh, you're right. I realized that was a pretty useless question. I was just thinking "aloud."

Sandbox Jesse, Saturday, 3 December 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

the answer is clear anyway - massive rebel flag goes with everything

Sandbox Jesse, Saturday, 3 December 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

i checked -- no tattoos yet

recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Saturday, 3 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

By the time all of us are old, no one will be bothered by tattoos. Tattoos will be as mainstream as having your ears pierced.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Bene g, that's fresh.

camp yo lo tengo autumn sweater saturday night (rusty flathead screwdriver), Saturday, 3 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

no tattoos and I've lived my entire adult life in Portland so

clay, Saturday, 3 December 2011 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

<3 the crusty hedgehog pangolin!

Jesse, the integration thing was one of the things that prevented me from delving in for the last few years. I eventually decided I just needed to have it all conceptualized at once and make the plunge.

Detrius of Life (Eric H.), Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

No tats so far after 36 years although I've toyed with getting one of the Stereolab cartoon guy from their early album covers.

moodles, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

Here in Austin it's unusual to not have a tattoo

moodles, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

disappointed that nicole doesn't have this tattoo tbh

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Detroit_Red_Wings_Original_Logo.svg/220px-Detroit_Red_Wings_Original_Logo.svg.png

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't feel like i was "ruining" my leg by get it half covered in a tattoo.

Can I say your leg tat is PERFECT and GORGEOUS? I wish I had that talented of a tat artist in my area (that and the bank to get one).

I have been thinking of getting some full calf piece like that, sleeves seem like a bad idea as a public school teacher. In fact there is another student teacher in my grad program teaching seventh grade biol. He looks like Benjamin Franklin, long wavy grey hair and tiny wire frames, but fully covered in tats except on his face & hands. I went to observe his class and his kids were giving him amazing levels of shit about it. "Why does a REALLY OLD MAN have SO MANY TATTOOS?? YOU ARE TOO OLD TO HAVE TATTOOS!" So while I can talk for days about how I'll still love my tats when I am old and wrinkled and they are all weird saggy blurs, I do not want to have to up my class management game to avoid being grilled about WHY ARE YOU SO OLD AND ALSO TATTOOS OMG???

not uplifting (Abbott), Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

And even if I did up my game it would still happen.

not uplifting (Abbott), Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

i don't really wanna encourage you, but i have a lot of faith in yr game

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

This is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball.

Detrius of Life (Eric H.), Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

Students will mock regardless of what you do, so might as well do what you want.

recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

not uplifting (Abbott), Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

Don't worry guys I am not holding back my truest of dreams.
I did decide I was going to try and get an apprenticeship when I'm done w/college so I can be a tattoo artist in the summers, though.

not uplifting (Abbott), Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link


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