Pete Doherty is Officially A Cartoon

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― pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 8 December 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck off

That's the last thing the world needs, that Popjustice shit in animated form.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

The world DOESN'T need it, as evidenced by the sales figures for the book. Mr PopJustice really is cornering the market in old rope sales.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 8 December 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

You misspelled "cunt", Kerr

― Maaarghk C (Maaarghk C), Friday, 8 December 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'm okay with this.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Popjustice still has Lil' Chris at No. 1 on his chart.

I think Mr. Popjustice is a PEDOPHILE! Mr. Popjustice could be a NONCE!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't look like a very good cartoon

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

Too busy hanging in the bushes by the school to get his drawing skills up to scratch, eh eh?

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

About 1000 copies have been sold so far.

YES IT'S A BEST SELLER!!!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

Robinson doesn't draw the characters himself.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

so not only is he shit at drawing, he is also shit at finding someone to draw for him

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

i think they're ok. on a par with those ones that other guy does with the strange ears that have lines through them like ventilation shafts - House Of Rock etc.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Not to mention being shit at everything.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

i think that's harsh.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

The TV deal also includes Robinson's other pop biographies on Britney Spears, Madonna, Robbie Williams, Eminem, Michael Jackson, Sir Elton John and Take That.

so why single out Pete? apart from obv. being the least good out of all those artists (old Elton cancels out nu Elton, just about)

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but your thinking power couldn't even make it to three watts, Ken!!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Which one takes the heroin and fucks Kate Moss again in addition to being the most crap?

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

kids love heroin and kate moss

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

hasn't he jus been implicated in killing a dude?

― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

so why single out Pete? apart from obv. being the least good out of all those artists (old Elton cancels out nu Elton, just about)

Because he's been in the news all week with going to court and not throwing actors off balconies.

― Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but nobody remembered 80s jazz pop band Matt Bianco, whom Pete killed.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but your thinking power couldn't even make it to three watts, Ken!!
-- [electric sound of] esteban buttez (estiebuttez...), December 8th, 2006.

if you have to say what more than twice, you're clearly stupid.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

even that robinson dude wouldn't say what more than twice

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

this is why he's on the bbc website and you're not

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

what

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

I have an exclusive deal with Babeworld Channel.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

no you don't

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!??

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

The pictures look terrible.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

quite accurate then

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

No! I meant terrible as in if you showed them to somebody and asked who they are supposed to represent, nobody would be able to guess!

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

But, they're crap pictures as well.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

the Robbie, Eminem, Madonna and Elton ones are quite recognisable i think.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

and Jacko

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, no.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

I only saw the pics on the bbc link kerr posted.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

well i guess the least famous artist would be the hardest to cariacturise effectively.

http://www.popjustice.com/images/stories/idols/allofthem.jpg

i prefer those ones that got used in that Observer Music Monthly advert myself. they were excellent and instantly recognisable without even having facial features.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea who half those cartoons are supposed to be. Except, like, Madonna and MC Hammer, who are only recognisable by their costumes.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

not sure who the guy in the grey cap is meant to be but i recognise all of the rest easily enough.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

I recognise eminem and madonna, from the costumes. This guy gets paid money for drawing this shit? Incredible.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Who is the dude in the yellow suit, top left?

Also, the four shirtless dudes, in pairs, in the middle?

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

um... more importantly what's up with their wonky fisting arms?

― wogan lenin (doglatin), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing as long as you're fisting wonky arses.

― Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

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