Pete Doherty is Officially A Cartoon

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― pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 8 December 2006 08:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fuck off

That's the last thing the world needs, that Popjustice shit in animated form.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 08:49 (seventeen years ago) link

The world DOESN'T need it, as evidenced by the sales figures for the book. Mr PopJustice really is cornering the market in old rope sales.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 8 December 2006 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link

You misspelled "cunt", Kerr

― Maaarghk C (Maaarghk C), Friday, 8 December 2006 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm okay with this.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Popjustice still has Lil' Chris at No. 1 on his chart.

I think Mr. Popjustice is a PEDOPHILE! Mr. Popjustice could be a NONCE!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

it doesn't look like a very good cartoon

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Too busy hanging in the bushes by the school to get his drawing skills up to scratch, eh eh?

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

About 1000 copies have been sold so far.

YES IT'S A BEST SELLER!!!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Robinson doesn't draw the characters himself.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

so not only is he shit at drawing, he is also shit at finding someone to draw for him

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i think they're ok. on a par with those ones that other guy does with the strange ears that have lines through them like ventilation shafts - House Of Rock etc.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Not to mention being shit at everything.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that's harsh.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The TV deal also includes Robinson's other pop biographies on Britney Spears, Madonna, Robbie Williams, Eminem, Michael Jackson, Sir Elton John and Take That.

so why single out Pete? apart from obv. being the least good out of all those artists (old Elton cancels out nu Elton, just about)

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but your thinking power couldn't even make it to three watts, Ken!!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Which one takes the heroin and fucks Kate Moss again in addition to being the most crap?

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

kids love heroin and kate moss

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Exactly.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

hasn't he jus been implicated in killing a dude?

― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

so why single out Pete? apart from obv. being the least good out of all those artists (old Elton cancels out nu Elton, just about)

Because he's been in the news all week with going to court and not throwing actors off balconies.

― Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but nobody remembered 80s jazz pop band Matt Bianco, whom Pete killed.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but your thinking power couldn't even make it to three watts, Ken!!
-- [electric sound of] esteban buttez (estiebuttez...), December 8th, 2006.

if you have to say what more than twice, you're clearly stupid.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

even that robinson dude wouldn't say what more than twice

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

this is why he's on the bbc website and you're not

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

what

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I have an exclusive deal with Babeworld Channel.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

no you don't

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!??

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

The pictures look terrible.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

quite accurate then

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

No! I meant terrible as in if you showed them to somebody and asked who they are supposed to represent, nobody would be able to guess!

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

But, they're crap pictures as well.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the Robbie, Eminem, Madonna and Elton ones are quite recognisable i think.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

and Jacko

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, no.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I only saw the pics on the bbc link kerr posted.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

well i guess the least famous artist would be the hardest to cariacturise effectively.

http://www.popjustice.com/images/stories/idols/allofthem.jpg

i prefer those ones that got used in that Observer Music Monthly advert myself. they were excellent and instantly recognisable without even having facial features.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea who half those cartoons are supposed to be. Except, like, Madonna and MC Hammer, who are only recognisable by their costumes.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

not sure who the guy in the grey cap is meant to be but i recognise all of the rest easily enough.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I recognise eminem and madonna, from the costumes. This guy gets paid money for drawing this shit? Incredible.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Who is the dude in the yellow suit, top left?

Also, the four shirtless dudes, in pairs, in the middle?

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

um... more importantly what's up with their wonky fisting arms?

― wogan lenin (doglatin), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Nothing as long as you're fisting wonky arses.

― Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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