I just watched The Colbert Report with 4 college-educated people

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and not a single one of them understood that Colbert is playing the character of a right wing commentator and satirizing their views.

― hm (modestmickey), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

I know - it's weird, isn't it. My husband's college roommate - who was a political science major, no less - seems to be completely missing the point as well. He literally told me that he thought Colbert was a great counterpoint to "that liberal Jon Stewart."

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

to: conservatives who are convinced that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are having a pro-Democratic effect on election day

DON'T WORRY.

― hm (modestmickey), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

"People tell me I'm white, and I believe them, because I shop at Eddie Bauer."

I watched a bunch of episodes w/my community college peers whose second language is English and they, THEY all got the persona jokiness.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 8 December 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

since when was gettng that sorry shitbag's shtick a test of intellect? fuck off already u damn faggot

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

intellexts rox, u r all gay

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

nour

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

George Bush went to Yale

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

College is a means of getting a piece of paper, not an education. Education can be had without a piece of paper following it.

I'm not a big fan of paper.

― Geza T (The GZeus), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

George Bush went to Yale

OH COME ON HE WAS A LEGACY

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think the key here is these people are probably conservatives. That lack of intelligence has nothing to do with education.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

OH COME ON HE WAS A LEGACY

lol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

70% of ivy leaguers are legacies or something, aren't they?
That's why all the ivy kids I know save Tracer Hand have like alaskan bushman genetics

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I've never asked Tracer how he got into Brown, maybe he's an alaskan bushman too

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

I DO NOT HAVE ALASKAN BUSHMAN GENETICS I HAVE OHIO-MINNESOTAN BUSHMAN GENETICS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

(huge flamewar wherein my comments are repeatedly misinterpreted as being against affirmative action in six five etc)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

i sat through a whole epsiode of The Day Today with someone who really thought it was the news.

― wogan lenin (doglatin), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT: KEEPIN A BRUTHA DOWN SINCE 2001

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Centuries of Tolkein and intermittent Lutheran influence from the Honkies has shaped the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman culture into its modern form. Computer science, German opera and Dr. Who Slash are the principal arts among the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman tribe.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm from Tennessee, it's close enough for those inbred fux

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

"Oh, you went to [name of New England prep school here]? You must know my brother! Oh, you're his sister's boyfriend, awesome, let me suck your dick for awhile"

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

college graduates are often adept at sucking dick, it's true

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

did you see what I did there guys

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

You're a retard.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

no that's not true, actually

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

You're a retarded.*

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I think that asterisk represents an anus.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

At least, that's the first thing I thought of.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

As per usual.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Being called a "dot anus" is kind of harsh though.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

New from Microsoft: .ANUS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Now that's a TLD I can get behind.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

That's not new, Dan.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

"This program ... has actually made me uninstall Photoshop." - L3thal, Neowin.net Forum Moderator

"Paint.ANUS is a breath of fresh air." - User review

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

I coud believe how easy it was to use .ANUS!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

haha so easy to derail u sons o bitches

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00009V8Y2.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/thumbs/Derailed.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Jennifer Aniston vs. taco bell mexican pizza

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Aniston! I'm not gay!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Uh that answer is totally wrong, hate to break it to you MW.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh btw where the hell was Dan Perry yesterday when we were doing boobs v pizza, seems like he should've been in on that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

he secretly is tired of cats pix with word art

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ho snap aren't we all

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I just found a picture of completely topless women from 1962 playing in their musical band.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

agh now naked 500lb ladies. I am not doing a search on naked anything.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

i blame microsoft .ANUS

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

"in on that"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE XPOST

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh btw where the hell was Dan Perry yesterday when we were doing boobs v pizza, seems like he should've been in on that.

Dan Perry was busy rewriting other people's code (you down with OPC? YEAH YOU KNOW ME) yesterday.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

too bad, dude, too bad.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we found out ally doesn't understand pizza. we all learned a little. sharing, interacting=good times.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

That didn't actually happen, you admitted that pizza with the sauce on top of the cheese was weird, you agreed with me. What we actually learned is that you are a grade A homosexual and your wife is a beard.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.uafortsmith.edu/attach/News/files/165.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/shenews/images/beard.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that is her.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

A FANCY BEARD.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

blastocyst, how old were you again? 17?

― hm (modestmickey), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

wtroffle at the beard

A pizza works as follows (imagine this is a cross-section):

cheese
cheese
toppings
cheese
sauce
crust

If you like, you can put more cheese on it.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still confused: whose musical band?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

George's most peculiar/disturbing feature:

1. the mullet
2. the stache
3. the hemp necklace
4. the perplexed yet somehow blank look

This is a strong contrast with Nintendo's Wee there, who appears to be enjoying himself and his newfound love for increasing his Sales potential.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

their own musical band

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

sry I'll try to contribute some more compelling insight next time I check in on this thread.
o wait...
http://i16.tinypic.com/2w2ee4o.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

that's probably the most compelling thing you've ever posted.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

is that a zinger?

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

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