TISSP I HAVE YOUR WALLET

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Found under the table in the pub. Mail or call me.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet he's at home panicking.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe he's stuck in London unable to get home because he has no money :-/

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 8 December 2006 10:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought I messaged you his number! I will email it to you now.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 10:34 (seventeen years ago) link

What's he got in this wallet? Anything interesting?

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, let's make a game of this. TISSP, what's in your wallet?

I found his drugs earlier but I put them in his pocket as they weren't anything fun.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

taxi number cards?

― Ste (fuzzy), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Condom?

Two first class stamps, slightly grubby?

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

really old cinema ticket

― Ste (fuzzy), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Blockbuster video card

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Two condoms, actually.

You always carry two condoms, just in case you need to double-wrap if you pick up a rather "skanky" lass.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

They should make all-over body-suit type condoms for men to wear when they pick up skanky lasses.

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, because men who have random sex are never EVER skanky themselves.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad somebody gets it!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

All sorted. TISSP looked like a thug when he got his driving licence photo done.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Was he wearing a balaclava and brandishing a crowbar in his driving licence photo?

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I know he owns several hoodies, so I'm not surprised.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I could have sworn you'd typed "bodies" there, Kate.

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

LOOK! HE MOLESTED ME LAST NIGHT!!!! HE WAS ASKING FOR IT!!!

If a DDB goes and lays himself down in my lap, am I *REALLY* to be blamed if I give him a little spank?

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha-hem.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 8 December 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, folks! Thanks Ed for picking up the wallet for me!

I managed to make it to Durham on the train drinking whiskey and coffee in equal measure, soundtracking Nosferatu with "Toxic". You wouldn't believe how well that goes together.

There is no panic, my friends can lend me money for the weekend, and I can pick up the wallet when I return to London on Monday. Yay!

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

You always carry two condoms, just in case you need to double-wrap if you pick up a rather "skanky" lass.

Practice has thought me that you should actually have at least three condoms available, in case you do it twice during the night and once more in the morning. It's a shitty thing to realize neither of you got any, and who wants to run to the store when the heat is on?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

REAL TUOMAS

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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