Pete Doherty, Murderer*

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― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete Doherty was an American professional wrestler, also known as the Duke of Dorchester.

Hailing from Dorchester, Massachusetts, he was a prolific preliminary professional wrestler (see: jobber) for the World Wrestling Federation in the 1980s and early 1990s. Due to his job description, Doherty was not a successful wrestler as far as wins and losses go. However, he did garner a bit of a following in his home state.

Doherty had acted in the film No Holds Barred (starring Hulk Hogan), playing the role of "Klondike Kramer".

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I originally read the story as Matt Bianco had fell to his death, and I got all :D

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

why? 'Macumba' is k-classic

― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Mark Bianco, you're a bunch of wankers."

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe it was the young Pete Doherty that rang in. And killed the wrong Bianco the other night.

http://tv.cream.org/images2/super1.jpg

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

strewth mate

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Light years behind Fleet Street in headline puns down under, I'm afraid.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5327064,00.jpg

Someone's not had a chance to get down Lush recently...

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

He even claimed that a "tired and emotional" Blanco may have been trying to make a "creative statement" by plunging 10m from the balcony.

That would be one of them that there "suicides" then?

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i think pete doherty should get the lethal injection, guilty or no.

it would be poetic.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

A talented Cambridge graduate fell to his death after attending a party with the rock star and drug addict Pete Doherty, it emerged yesterday.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1965864,00.html

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha one day they'll drop the 'rock star' i'm sure.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the other guy was 'an actor and bookseller', huh.

beats 'actor and waiter' i suppose.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Or actor, model and high-class escort.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way, he's the bigger story in the Aussie papers: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/12/07/1165081058437.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

That crossdresser who did a song about her back in '98 is going to be thrilled by this turn of events!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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