Want a picture of a (deceased) relative with Jesus?

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You can get it here:

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/memorialpictures.htm

Check out their lovely handiwork:

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/heavenly%20image%20002.jpg

They also have inspirational pictures you can download for a fee. (I tried to copy-paste this, but the function was disabled. Jesus wants you to pay for it!)

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/heavenlyimages.com_001.htm

On top of that, you can order custom images of your car:

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/frank-chaluto%20sample%20copy.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I love that "Jesus wept" one. "Jesus wept" is a popular expression of exasperation where I come from.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It wasn't until I saw it written down that I realised it wasn't "Jesus Wet".

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:44 (seventeen years ago) link

You can also get one for your pet:

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/newbrochure/New_Folder/pages/15-Pet%20Memorials.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Imagine how happy granpa Amos is with all the hot angel chicks kissing him...

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/new%20brochure/New_Folder/images/020-Angels%20and%20Loved%20one.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link

the Jesus in the first picture is actually looking at someone else to the left of the picture and not at the paying customer.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 7 December 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/111/316354020_6de046f68f_o.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus christ, that dog one is awful, even in the scheme of things. Hurry up and die, because I can't get into heaven till you get here!

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFL RJG!

― Ste (fuzzy), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'll be here chewing on a celestial bone"

You can get celestial bones? No one told me.

― Boksen - The jury is out (Guilty Boksen), Thursday, 7 December 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

they're very tasty. made of cloudstuff!

― latebloomer! on the brink of martyrdom (clonefeed), Thursday, 7 December 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, it's no portrait with Stevie Nicks...

― luna (luna), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i wish in christianity drawing pictures of jesus was considered idolatry. but that doesn't actually make sense if he is considered a historical figure.

― Maria e (Maria), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/heavenly%20image%20004.jpg

!@$#!@#$#$RGWHWERHEWRHSDF

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ "Edna Tucker poetry":

SWEET MEMORIES OF MY CHILDREN
I often thought when they were small
And marked crisscrosses on the wall,
That childless couples had the breaks.
I realize now, 'twas my mistake.
I often thought on baking day,
When they were always in the way,
That it would be, oh well, just fine
To have my kitchen cleared, one time.
I longed for solitude, it seemed,
Some leisure time to sit and dream.
But, as they leave the old home nest,
I'm being subjected to the test.
I find that youngster's noisy ways,
Are better far than lonely days.
Today, my house is orderly,
But yet somehow, it don't suit me.
I have a lot of leisure time,
But, they keep straying through my mind.
My daydreams are of by-gone years,
I salt my baking with my tears.
I don't believe I'd mind at all,
To see cross marks on the wall.
To once more hear, 'twould be so grand,
"Please mommy, may I lick the pan?"

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Gah, I didn't notice the Hudson River gravestones in the 9/11 one at first glance.

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh my.

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1961/heavenlyimagescom20001up0.jpg

I mean, the explosion was even photoshopped in.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/heavenly%20image%20004.jpg

Did all four of these grandkids get murdered or die in the same car accident? That's a sad way to sell a product.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone lost some of their limbs except for the girl.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm to tired to figure it out, but i can't see how much these cost

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"jesus wept" is the shortest verse in the bible, btw.

― grady (grady), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Starts at $40

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Genesis 8:13 is the only part of the Bible where a United State is mentioned.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/heavenly%20image%20004.jpg

in heaven, your head grows out of your big sister's stomach, Billy...

― grady (grady), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(New International Version, btw)

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually have a relative who would love this.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Genesis 8:13 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)

13 By the first day of the first month of Noah's six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry."

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait. u r terrible.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Best joke Christmas gift ever.

― milo (milo), Saturday, 9 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

This is pretty ridiculous seeing as though Leviticus 23:12 strictly forbids photoshopping of any kind.

― grady (grady), Saturday, 9 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

bnbnbnbnbnbnbnbn

― d, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

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