ITT, we discuss/vote/bitch about The Second Annual Tumbleweed Awards

My ballot:

VOTING FORM
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WORST COMEDY NEWCOMER:
Charlotte Church
Josie Long *
Lucy Montgomery
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WORST COMEDY ACTOR:
Noel Fielding
Richard Ayoade *
Ricky Gervais
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WORST COMEDY ACTRESS:
Ashley Jensen *
Katherine Parkinson
Lucy Montgomery
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WORST COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT PERSONALITY:
Alex Zane *
Charlotte Church
Justin Lee Collins/Alan Carr
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WORST ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMME:
The Charlotte Church Show *
The Friday Night Project
Whatever
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WORST SITCOM:
Blessed
Extras
Grown Ups
Hyperdrive *
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WORST STAND-UP:
Josie Long *
Robin Ince
Russell Brand
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WORST COMEDY GAMESHOW:
Have I Got News For You
Mock The Week *
Never Mind The Full Stops
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WORST COMEDY FILM:
Confetti
Dirty Sanchez *
The Pink Panther Remake
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WORST SKETCH SHOW:
Little Britain
The Catherine Tate Show *
Tittybangbang
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WORST NEW TV COMEDY:
Little Miss Jocelyn
Time Trumpet *
Tittybangbang
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WORST OVERALL COMEDY:
Extras
The Catherine Tate Show *
Tittybangbang
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WORST OVERALL CHANNEL FOR TV COMEDY:
BBC2
BBC3
Channel 4 *
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WORST INTERNATIONAL COMEDY SHOW:
American Dad
South Park *
The Simpsons
COMMENTS: Like being trapped in a room with two drunk freshmen who read their first ever op-ed article two hours prior.

MOST INEXPLICABLY RECOMMISSIONED COMEDY SHOW:
Bo! In The USA
Friday Night Project
Hyperdrive
Tittybangbang *
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WORST RADIO COMEDY:
Not Today, Thank You
Out To Lunch
Quote Unquote *
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WORST RADIO PERSONALITY:
Chris Moyles *
Karl Pilkington
Richard Herring
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WORST PODCAST:
The Now Show
The Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington Podcast *
The Russell Brand Podcast
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WORST COMEDY DVD RELEASE:
Hancock
KYTV
Little Britain
Little Miss Jocelyn
Tittybangbang
Vic Reeves Big Night Out *
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MOST USELESS TALK/PANEL SHOW GUEST:
Alan Davies
Andy Parsons *
David Walliams
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WORST CRITIC:
Alison Graham
Mark Lawson
Sam Wollaston *
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MOST OVER-RATED COMEDY:
Catherine Tate Show
Extras *
Little Britain
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MOST DISAPPOINTING COMEDY:
Little Britain
Saxondale
The IT Crowd
Time Trumpet *
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MOST DISAPPOINTING COMEDIAN:
Armando Iannucci *
Rob Brydon
Sean Lock
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MOST IRRITATING OR POINTLESS CAMEO:
David Bowie
Robert DeNiro
Stephen Fry *
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MOST BLATANT PLAGIARISM:
Extras (Curb Your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld) *
Lead Balloon (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Rob Brydon's Anually Retentive (The Larry Sanders Show)
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MOST UNIRONIC IRONICISM (HOMOPHOBIA, RACISM ETC.):
Extras (Particularly the 'gay play')
Jimmy Carr's material in general
Little Britain (particularly Ting Tong)
Michael Richard's stand-up *
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WORST CAMERA-WORK:
Green Wing *
Thick Of It
Whatever
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THE "PISSING ON THEIR LEGACY" AWARD:
Armando Iannucci *
Eric Idle
Secret Policemans Ball
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MOST DEPRESSING USE OF CRAP YOUTUBE VIRALS AND SPOTTY BEDROOM "COMEDY WRITERS":
Don't watch That Watch This
Have I Got News For You
Time Trumpet *
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THE "MORE EFFORT IN THEIR HAIR-STYLES THAN THEIR MATERIAL" AWARD:
Alex Zane
Noel Fielding *
Russell Brand
COMMENTS: Remember that old Onion headline, “Awards randomly given out to skinny blonde women”? When did it become “Light entertainment contracts randomly given out to skinny rat-looking guys trying in vein to hide their private school accents”?

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR CRAP COMEDY
Adam Sandler
Andrew Newman (C4 head of entertainment and comedy)
Leigh Francis *
Phil Jupitus
Robin Ince
COMENTS:

God Sake, Moan moan moan!

WORST COMEDY DVD RELEASE:
Hancock

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You should have done more comments, Dom.

I have absolutely no idea who at least half of the people listed even are.

The Hancock, KYTV, and Vic 'n' Bob DVD nominations are, I believe, due to bad editing/cutting entire scenes out/ the usual "This'll do, right?" approach to putting out old TV shows out" (KYTV was dick anyway, but the other two deserved better).