"If You Lived Here You'd Be Cool By Now" - Jersey City is official, I guess

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I think it's a good piece in spite of a couple of inaccuracies. Maybe Manhattanites will stop making snide comments about us now.

No they won't.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, sorry, first page is here:

http://nymag.com/news/features/25014/index.html

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh for fuck's sake. Just move to another city, already, you mentalists.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

hipster overflow into new jersey. great.

we should send them toxic fill dirt in exchange, it's only fair.

GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Options other than the New York Metropolitan Area:

1) Somewhere in the united states other than the new york metropolitan area

2) Somewhere in north america other than the new york metropolitan area

3) anywhere

4) shut up and fuck you

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

the lady doth protest too much

grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ps - the article appeared in NEW YORK MAGAZINE

grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 06:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is that Jersey City is as close to downtown Manhattan as Brooklyn Heights. It's not like this is an example of people "moving further and further out," it's just that there's that "Jersey" attached to the name. There's really no reason for New Yorkers not to overflow into Jersey City at this point, since the practices of gentrification have been pretty much codified into a universal how-to handbook that can be applied to any "blighted" urban area.

I don't think many people here are under the illusion that JC is the "next Williamsburg" or something though, it's just a decent, affordable New York(esque) place to live.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 06:03 (seventeen years ago) link

There's really no reason for New Yorkers not to overflow into Jersey City at this point

Actually, there is.

1) The PATH
2) The PATH
3) The PATH
4) Taxis will not take you there

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

What's wrong with the PATH? It's only $1.50 and it goes to six different places in Manhattan.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

It's $2 now!

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh wait, or is it still $1.50? You'd probably know better than I. I'll shut up now.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Still $1.50, unless it's been debiting my card more and I haven't noticed. Their website says $1.50 though.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

PATH service operates on a 30-minute schedule during overnight hours. This allows essential track, signal and station maintenance to be performed from 12 Midnight to 5 AM. The 30-minute schedule allows trains to operate in both directions using the same tunnel or track. Most of the maintenance on PATH occurs during these hours to minimize the impact on train service.

9th Street Station is closed on the 1st and 3rd Sunday of each month from 11:59 PM Sunday until 5:00 AM. Monday for thorough station cleaning.

Christopher Street Station is closed on the 2nd and 4th Sunday of each month from 11:59 PM Sunday until 5:00 AM for thorough station cleaning.

If a month has a 5th Sunday, neither station is closed for cleaning. No station cleaning is done on holidays.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, what's the difference between that and the L?

At the rent we pay it's really a fine place to live - it's not all fratted out like Hoboken, there are good places to eat, a few small shops worth checking out, a nice Indian district (with much better food than that block in the East Village), a couple of nice small parks, the waterfront, decent tea and coffee places, etc. It's not Bushwick - it doesn't have any of that "the scene has moved here" feeling, but if we had a couple of music venues (rumors that we're getting them), a good bookstore (also one possibly coming) and a good record store that was actually open normal hours, I'd probably go to the city a lot less.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Then you would def. not live in NY, you would def. live in NJ.

Commander JimmyMod of TEAM COURAGE (JimmyMod), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

JERSEY CITY ALREADY LOST THE MOST INTERESTING MUSIC VENUE IT HAD, THE DEVELOPMENT-MAD FUCKERS. If you liked dive bars and didn't mind taking a chance on some no-name band from Texas on a Thursday night.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

my sister's lived n JC for years. I thought it was a good idea for a while, but now not so much. Even she agrees...Queens is where it's at.

dan selzer (dan selzer), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, seriously, drop the faux-injured-party act that is dripping from the subject line, never mind the first post. The reason "people don't want to live in JC" is the same reason people don't really have great big ideas to go live in Northern Virginia or Anaheim or Everett, Washington. It's really not that difficult to figure out.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

not enough hipsters?

GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't be arsed to read the whole article, I'm afraid, tho I don't have any serious critisms about it except that some of the people quoted are not thinking with their brains: Newark Ave is never going to be "the next Soho", fer chrissake. But otherwise the descriptions seem apt. LITM, however, must have come up in the world, because last time I went there it closed early, was full of fancy-ass Filippino teenagers picking each other up, and served cocktails at Manhattan prices...on Newark Ave. Think again!

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

lol@anaheim comparison

big diff is that all those places you mention are UBERsuburban, JC is most definitely urban, and MUCH closer to the metropolis in orbits

bliss (blass), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"it" orbits

bliss (blass), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

interpol's y'all's problem now.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

JC is not becoming hip at any noticable rate at all. The best thing about in fact is the snide comments from manhattanites. Also the fancy develoments the article describes by the waterfront feel like a whole difft. JC than the area by grove, or for that matter by Journal Square. If anything I think it'll gentrify without producing anything resembling a decent "scene" and so much the better for that.

sterl clover (s_clover), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

sterl OTM.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

and frankly, i do not WANT JC to be "the next williamsburg" or "the next soho." one of each of THOSE is enough, thank you.

nor do i want JC to become a hoboken clone. let the fratboy/abercrombie-and-fitch/let's-listen-to-dave-matthews-'bro crowd fuck up some other Gold Coast town -- like Guttenberg, or something.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

C/D: People who live in JC but say "I live in the city"

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never heard anyone say that!!

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, me neither. Sterl AND Eisbar OTM. It's a decent place to live. It's a good compromise. I don't need it to be uber-hip. It's gotten much better even since I moved here two years ago.

BTW, a lot of Manhattan flat sucks now.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

LITM is not so great, IMHO, but The Majestic is a nice place if you want to feel fancy (wine bar). I also like Marco & Pepe when I want to splurge. I find it hilarious that Lucky 7 even got mentioned - it's quite the dive, and not in any self-conscious way either. I live across the street from it.

I'm quite aware that people move to New York to say they live in New York, Ally, and if those people stay away, it's fine with me. It's just funny the kind of assumptions people make about the Hudson River as an automatic cultural divider. People are just as often as not here because they work in New York and/or used to live there.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not kidding, more than one member of interpol lives in jc now.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I love all y'all and I'm not trying to sound like a jerk or anything, but the main thing that makes me skeptical about Jersey City is the fact that people who live there are always like "yeah, I live in Jersey City, shut up, it's nice, you know it's just as close to Manhattan as parts of Brooklyn, etc. etc.," countering what's presumed to be Manhattanite disdain but actually seems more like a total blank lack of interest by NYCers. It's like Bill O'Reilly at a fancy dinner or something.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I know. Paul Banks hangs out at a really shitty cafe in town where my sister-in-law was working.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Taxis at 2am, JC people. Do something about that.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I agree.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever, Lucky 7 is no dive at all compared to Uncle Joe's, which I shall mourn forever and ever, amen. Also divey: the keyhole bar and El Negro.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

NYCers' "total blank lack of interest" IS disdain, though!

really, NJers get so much unnecessary shit from NYers (or folks who moved to NYC from wherever) that that is why we're always defensive. not to mention that many of us NJers feel like NYers are getting ripped off for the "privilege" of living on their overpriced (and ofttimes overrated) little islands.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Taxis at 2am, JC people. Do something about that.

bring it up with Port Authority. (the excuse the cabbies always give me is the cost/hassle of dealing with the holland/lincoln tunnels.)

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Taxis: if you're leaving from anywhere on the lower-ish west side, get the taxi driver to agree to "double the meter at the tunnel, plus toll and tip." Depending on how far you live from the NJ side of the tunnel it comes out, more or less, and saves you from that entirely specious "surcharge".

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Also divey: the keyhole bar and El Negro.

El Negro closed. It's apparently now called The Star Bar and it's all gussied up. Have not been there.

I have a feeling PATH will eventually increase service. They'd better, the fuckers.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

And I also miss Uncle Joe's.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

NYCers' "total blank lack of interest" IS disdain, though

Not at all! I mean, NYCers' lack of interest in Jersey City is at least neutral, compared to NYCers' much more dismissive lack of interest in, like, 98% of the rest of the country. I mean, I dunno, I haven't been here that many years -- do you seriously get shit from people about it? I can kinda imagine this, I guess: I got condescended to a few months back for living on the Upper West Side, so anything's possible. But my sense is still that most people would just be like "oh, you live in Jersey City. Do you like it?"

many of us NJers feel like NYers are getting ripped off

Plus this is exactly the kind of "we pity you" tactic that gets whispered in one's ear by the chip on one's shoulder!!!

I'd as soon move to Jersey City as anywhere else in the area -- I'm just afraid everyone would be walking around there 24 hours a day grumbling about this. It'd be like living inside Rodney Dangerfield.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Or in Chicago.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I think the keyhole is less divey since whatstheirfaces started holding POETRY READINGS upstairs. Is it safe to say here that what/who I know of those waterbug people annoys me to no end??

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never been to the Keyhole. I hate those waterbug fux though. The "local artists and poets" are probably the worst thing about this town.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Also re taxis, the trip from the West Village to anything north of, say, Newark Ave is SO MUCH SHORTER/FASTER than my ride home from the LES to mid-Brooklyn.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Nabisco, it's not like I get shit about it all the time, and it's not like I complain about it very often either. But it does happen - JC gets used as an easy punchline in blogs and people do sometimes make snide comments. A friend of mine was on his way into a Manhattan Mexican place recently and asked a woman coming out if the food was any good. She said that it was ok. Then she asked where he was from, and when he said "Jersey City" she responded "Oh, then the food is great."

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't imagine giving a fuck whether someone lives in jc or not.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i've made it out to be more than it really is -- it's just a minor irritant, like being bit by gnats. so a defensive "i really pity you" is kinda like ointment.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

and let's face it, manhattan IS a rip-off for so many things. overpriced real estate, overpriced food, overpriced consumer goods, etc. getting a little more bang-for-your-buck AND being within spitting distance of manhattan (if one feels a need to go there for any reason) AND getting a manhattan paycheck whilst paying NJ prices* more than makes up for any snooty NYC attitudes.

(*though north jersey is also a rip-off not only in comparison to the rest of the country, but also in comparison to the rest of NJ.)

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I think one of the things the article captures really well is the madness of present-day New York's real estate boom-fueled mania for the next hot neighborhood.

I grew up hoping for the New York my parents always told me about - the New York of eccentrics and over psychoanalyzed "intellectuals" and wannabe actors and writers high on their starving artist fantasies - I mean all that's still there too but it's kind of depressing the way most of the "hip" neighborhoods now are the ones with the right brunch places and the "unhip" neighborhoods are nothing but big box retail and panini cafes. That's the NYMag version of things anyway.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

If it makes any of you feel better, I've spent the last three years being disdained for living in a student-housing apartment, and I'm sure that when I'm forced to move out I'll wind up having to find a place in Elizabeth.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Or in Chicago.

I only hear the "Chicago is sooo provincial" line rarely, but it does make me want to kill.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

One of my favorite Brian Lehrer moments ever (during a "Manhattan versus Brooklyn" call-in a couple years ago):

Caller: "I live in Brooklyn, and I have a golden retriever, and I have to say I think Brooklyn is the best place in the U.S. to live with a dog. I live right by ____ park and..."

Brian Lehrer: "Wait a minute wait a minute. Are you honestly trying to tell me that of all the places in the U.S., BROOKLYN is the best place to have a dog?"

Caller: "No, really. I know a lot of people think it's better to live in rural areas with dogs, but it's really dangerous and you can't just let your dog roam free because it can go onto some farmer's land and then the farmer is allowed to shoot it."

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Home of Red's Tube Bar:

http://www.missioncreep.com/mw/tubebar/

PappaWheelie III (PappaWheelie III), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually in MI we didn't let our dogs outside all fall (hunting season) because a) collies don't look enough UNLIKE deer to be safe, and b) technically hunters are/were allowed to shoot dogs who are "running" (that is, chasing) deer. I have no idea why...? "Running" livestock animals stresses them out, makes them produce less milk/lose weight/become tough/etc but deer are hardly livestock!

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah ok. Nonetheless, you wouldn't exactly say Brooklyn would be a better place for dogs, right? After all it's not like you can let them out in the Fall, or any other time, in Brooklyn either.

Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link


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