List alternative names for BREASTS!

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1. (My fave) BOOBS

― Rumps (Rumps), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

2. jubblies

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Brunhilde & Boadicea

― austin!@#$ (austin), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

4. Blouse Blancmanges

― My Mind is Opener than Yours (Modal Fugue), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what we called them when I was a kid: bosoms

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

6. dirty pillows

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

7. My lovely lady lumps

― My Mind is Opener than Yours (Modal Fugue), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

8. Diddies!

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

9. Baps

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

10. Golden Globes

― My Mind is Opener than Yours (Modal Fugue), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

One I discovered via the internet and that makes me giggle:

sweater mittens

― austin!@#$ (austin), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

11. Jellies

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

12. Bobby Charlton and Nobby Stiles wrestling in a sack.

― My Mind is Opener than Yours (Modal Fugue), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

13. Knockers

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

My high school gym teacher used to try to get us enthused about certain exercises by saying that they would "improve our bust."

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't work.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

14. Boots.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

FUNBAGS

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

16. tig ol' bitties

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

17. Harbls

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

the girls

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

19. Plug One / Plug Two

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

20. My Final Resting Place (wishful thinking, tbh)

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

BITTY!!

― beeble (beeble), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

21. Mammoth Mammaries

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Courtesy Leaders of the New School:

Feminine Fat

― austin!@#$ (austin), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TITS

― Rumps (Rumps), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Du monde au balcon

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

For food spillers: the condimental shelf.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Wappies

― Rumps (Rumps), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

HOOTERS

― Rumps (Rumps), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

gazongas

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yabbos

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

tomatahs

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

cans.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

melons

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.rockstar84.com/images/avrilhooters.jpg

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I love her. That's like a still from a Russ Meyer movie.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"action"

(to quote Miss America on Project Runway -- "in that dress, you can barely see my action")

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

sweater puppies

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

milkbladders

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Boozies (booz pronounced like the first part of bosom).

Bazooms.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Mumphries
Winnebagos

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

rack, but i've only ever used that in conjunction with the adjective "nice".

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

My aunt's boyfriend regularly refers to smaller breasts as "misquito bites". I hate him.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Winnebagos

LOL

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Technically though he pronounces it "skeeter bites".

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish I could find the cartoon I found that one in. (xpost)

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

kitten hammocks

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

MONOLOGUES

― JTS (JTS), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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http://www.knitemare.org/cats/catincleave.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

heavens.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Norks

From Norco Dairy in Australia. God, I love the internet.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breasts

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeee! That's what I meant by kitty hammock! wp, Allyzay.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

frans (in that book vox, this kinda grossed me out for some reason, thereby sticking in my mind... and here we are 10 years later!)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The internets have a kitten pic for every occasion!

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

This has a bewildering list of names..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/Body_Parts_Slang#Breasts

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/errrrrrrg.jpg
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/errrrrrrg_2.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/cats_n_racks/index.html

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought "lovely lady lumps" was referring to the backside, but I am no expert.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

both!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Did nobody say tatas?

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

or Ts? (as in C on her Ts)

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

mounds

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I sincerely hope nobody does say tatas.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

bodacious tatas

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

jugs

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

boulders (as in over-the-shoulder boulder-holder)

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

falsies
or
real ("Are they real?" - subject need not be specified)

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

milk factories.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

railway buffers

― Sandbox Scourage (Scourage), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

No one has said Bristols yet.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

peaches

― nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I sincerely hope nobody does say tatas.

I was just being a perv. I do not really want to see your sister's tah tahs.

-- whoop de doodle (fluxion2...), November 30th, 2006. (kenan) (later)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, thanks for that.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Malai bainne (milk bags)

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Twin Peaks

― My Mind is Opener than Yours (Modal Fugue), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

grab-bags

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Bajongas

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Saturday, 2 December 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Mount Pleasant

― My Mind is Opener than Yours (Modal Fugue), Saturday, 2 December 2006 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

In Finnish:

tissit
bosat
lollot
puskurit
utareet
ryntäät
tyynyt
hinkit
kannut
melonit
rinnat
rintavarustus

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lil debbie and the professor

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Human stress balls.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Swinging sixties.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

(For braless ones.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hinkit -> i'd hit it

― nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

breasticles

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

DDumplings

― My Life in the Ghosts of Bush (Modal Fugue), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

SNOOBS

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Boning Balls

― My Life in the Ghosts of Bush (Modal Fugue), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Xtreem Wisemen

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Woo woo Jugallos

― PappaWheelie III (PappaWheelie III), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

pompoms

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_23.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Lucy and Ethel

― Joshua Babcock (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

pectoral pendulums

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tittays

― van priest (van smakk), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Jennifer Love Hewitt

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 02:45 (seventeen years ago) link

My Precious I and My Precious II

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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