Is there a correlation between your favorite bra cup size and your favorite battery cell size?

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I've met only one person who like AA batteries and AA bra cups.

Any of y'all on the D bra D battery love front? Or are the letters so totally different?

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I like AAA and at least C cups.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there a 9v bra?

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

That reminds me, I need a 6V lantern bra.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like AAA batteries. They're like the spindly, Biafran, malnourished poor relation of batteries. I prefer the AA battery, which is neat and quite debonair.

And a B cup bra.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

put me down for 2 AA batteries and a 34 C bra please. or rather, keep the bra and give me the bra stuffings please.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I stuffed my bra with tissues once, back when I was a fairly flat-chested 12 year old. The tissues all fell out while I was running around during PE, and my best friend Amanda laughed at me in front of everyone else. I've never really got over that.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

D & AA, respectively, so no

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

last girlfriend wore a 34C and they were, in my opinion, perfect. girl before that was an A, before that a D, before that i don't really remember.

and AA batteries are always handy. remote controls, fire alarms, CO2 detectors, small flashlights, etc. etc.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ "bra stuffings".

― grady (grady), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

AA batteries and B cups here.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

MsMisery otm

― nuneb (nuneb), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Like all people who enjoy guitar effects and/or mildly electrifying their own tongues, I'm into 9-volts.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

And rectangular boobs, obviously.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kaltire.com/retail/services/images/Diehard.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

bra stuffing (serves 4-6)

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

bra stuffing is the perfect side dish to sweater meat.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.smr.herefordshire.gov.uk/castles/images/battering-ram.JPG

There is no correaltion between this and breasts. [/obvious]

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that a trebuchet?

― molly (molly d), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

no, no, this is a trebuchet:

http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/dumfries/caerlaverock/images/trebuchet.jpg

― molly (molly d), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

No, it's a battering ram. Which does, actually, suggest a correlation between that and breasts, so I don't know what he's on about....

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

That's the biggest kind of bra I've ever seen!

JOKEKILLER XPOST

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, 9V is an awesome battery.
and one thing i really love about teh dollar store near my house is that you can get a 9V battery for a dollar.
i do not have rectangle boobs though, nor is one inverted.

this is a funny thread.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I clearly do not know my hurling and medieval weaponry.

― molly (molly d), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

9V battery for a dollar

WOWAYWEEWAH

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha
panasonic heavy duty brand even - i sorta worry but they haven't blown up on anyone that i know of. dollar stores are crazy.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I prefer natural batteries

http://www.hilaroad.com/camp/projects/lemon/lemmon_battery_labels.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pelletflame.bc.ca/images/ccycle-e.jpg
'Through the process of photosynthesis, carbon energy is stored in biomass like a natural battery.'
BIOMASS

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

insert battery hen joke

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like B cups, but find AA and AAA batteries most useful. Is there even a B battery?

― Maria Emily (Maria), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

There used to be. Now it's only required by antiques and only made by specialty manufacturers.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Battery

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, A and AA? B and BB?
this reminds me of that mitch hedberg joke about vending machines. well, reminds me b/c i was just listening to it: "i went to the vending machine and the candy bar i wanted was numbered HH, so i pushed the H button twice. potato chips came out. i did not know there was an HH button - you need to let me know. i am not familiar with the concept of HH. i did not learn my AA BB CCs, god god dammit dammit."

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha what a great joke, I miss Mitchy ;_; I always loved the way he so clearly enunciated his "did not"s and "am not"s etc.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

squeeze my lemon?

http://www.hilaroad.com/camp/projects/lemon/lemmon_battery_labels.jpg

― grady (grady), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

'til the power runs down my leg--

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

how about a correlation between nipples and watch batteries?

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 December 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

alls i know is, don't date chicks with EEE shoes, amirite?

― bliss (blass), Friday, 1 December 2006 07:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I love all sizes, it depends on who's carrying them.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 1 December 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I like rechargeable bras!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:07 (seventeen years ago) link

clockwork tits

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Solar powered bras are a bright idea.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i like those cute flat lithium bras

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:25 (seventeen years ago) link

My last girlfriend took 4 AA batteries.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link

up the arse

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:29 (seventeen years ago) link

(sorry)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys who actually know their girlfriend's bra size are weird. Do they go underwear shopping together or something?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Or maybe their girlfriends go on and on about their own bra size, in which case THEY are weird.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

We can't have all this weirdness.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys who actually know their girlfriend's bra size are weird. Do they go underwear shopping together or something?

yeah, i've gone shopping for bras with a few girlfriends. "help me find this in (insert size here)" is usually how it comes about.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

how about a correlation between nipples and watch batteries?

this is a much more productive line of discussion as it could lead to a new and more functional nomenclature for nip sizing, also a good way to learn about all the different kinds of watch and hearing aid batteries!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-5.gif http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-10.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh whoops I appear to have fucked with the image posting limit
http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-312.gif
http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-13.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-675.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Now how can we relate all this to aureola color?

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't you mean 'areola'?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

aureola borealis

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost -- probably; my spelling skills fail me on that word.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously did you guys know that "nipple bleaching" exists? Add to stack of fucked up shit women do to themselves that started in Japan, hymen replacement surgery still holding #1 spot

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

Almost 5 year anniversary of my favorite thread I ever started, hi sandbox.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

(frowns with mental effort)

As near as I can recall, I've never had a favorite bra cup size. I take life as it comes, I guess.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

(face brightens)

But I love 9 volts.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

did you just lick one?

― dayo, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I feel like a jerk in retrospect associating breasts with battery.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

Not so strange an association as all that, really. As noted by dayo, some people get an electric thrill from licking them.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.emcblue.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/radio_raheem-radio.jpg

― dealwithit.gif, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

For some reason, I'm fond of AAAAs. Batteries, that is.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

I like AA batteries and CR2032 bras

― Stevie :-D, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

What I prefer in both is that they are functional for the task at hand.

― M. White, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

xxxp those boomboxes used to take a heck of a load of batteries. I had one that used 10 D cells. Also, the wrinkles in that guy's t-shirt make it look as though it has 'BE45T14L1TY' printed on it.

― yes this is the real (snoball), Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Also, I recently bought two dozen AAA rechargeable batteries by mistake.

― yes this is the real (snoball), Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.masterbattery.com/Uploads/images/acdelco_hd_60_series.jpg

― elks thunder, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

i like how this thread made me tell a mitch hedberg joke, aw

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

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