Is there a correlation between your favorite bra cup size and your favorite battery cell size?

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I've met only one person who like AA batteries and AA bra cups.

Any of y'all on the D bra D battery love front? Or are the letters so totally different?

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I like AAA and at least C cups.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Is there a 9v bra?

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

That reminds me, I need a 6V lantern bra.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like AAA batteries. They're like the spindly, Biafran, malnourished poor relation of batteries. I prefer the AA battery, which is neat and quite debonair.

And a B cup bra.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

put me down for 2 AA batteries and a 34 C bra please. or rather, keep the bra and give me the bra stuffings please.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I stuffed my bra with tissues once, back when I was a fairly flat-chested 12 year old. The tissues all fell out while I was running around during PE, and my best friend Amanda laughed at me in front of everyone else. I've never really got over that.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

D & AA, respectively, so no

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

last girlfriend wore a 34C and they were, in my opinion, perfect. girl before that was an A, before that a D, before that i don't really remember.

and AA batteries are always handy. remote controls, fire alarms, CO2 detectors, small flashlights, etc. etc.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ "bra stuffings".

― grady (grady), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

AA batteries and B cups here.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

MsMisery otm

― nuneb (nuneb), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Like all people who enjoy guitar effects and/or mildly electrifying their own tongues, I'm into 9-volts.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

And rectangular boobs, obviously.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kaltire.com/retail/services/images/Diehard.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

bra stuffing (serves 4-6)

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

bra stuffing is the perfect side dish to sweater meat.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.smr.herefordshire.gov.uk/castles/images/battering-ram.JPG

There is no correaltion between this and breasts. [/obvious]

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a trebuchet?

― molly (molly d), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

no, no, this is a trebuchet:

http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/dumfries/caerlaverock/images/trebuchet.jpg

― molly (molly d), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's a battering ram. Which does, actually, suggest a correlation between that and breasts, so I don't know what he's on about....

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

That's the biggest kind of bra I've ever seen!

JOKEKILLER XPOST

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, 9V is an awesome battery.
and one thing i really love about teh dollar store near my house is that you can get a 9V battery for a dollar.
i do not have rectangle boobs though, nor is one inverted.

this is a funny thread.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

I clearly do not know my hurling and medieval weaponry.

― molly (molly d), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

9V battery for a dollar

WOWAYWEEWAH

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha
panasonic heavy duty brand even - i sorta worry but they haven't blown up on anyone that i know of. dollar stores are crazy.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer natural batteries

http://www.hilaroad.com/camp/projects/lemon/lemmon_battery_labels.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pelletflame.bc.ca/images/ccycle-e.jpg
'Through the process of photosynthesis, carbon energy is stored in biomass like a natural battery.'
BIOMASS

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

insert battery hen joke

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I would like B cups, but find AA and AAA batteries most useful. Is there even a B battery?

― Maria Emily (Maria), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

There used to be. Now it's only required by antiques and only made by specialty manufacturers.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Battery

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, A and AA? B and BB?
this reminds me of that mitch hedberg joke about vending machines. well, reminds me b/c i was just listening to it: "i went to the vending machine and the candy bar i wanted was numbered HH, so i pushed the H button twice. potato chips came out. i did not know there was an HH button - you need to let me know. i am not familiar with the concept of HH. i did not learn my AA BB CCs, god god dammit dammit."

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha what a great joke, I miss Mitchy ;_; I always loved the way he so clearly enunciated his "did not"s and "am not"s etc.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

squeeze my lemon?

http://www.hilaroad.com/camp/projects/lemon/lemmon_battery_labels.jpg

― grady (grady), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

'til the power runs down my leg--

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

how about a correlation between nipples and watch batteries?

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 December 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

alls i know is, don't date chicks with EEE shoes, amirite?

― bliss (blass), Friday, 1 December 2006 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

I love all sizes, it depends on who's carrying them.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 1 December 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

I like rechargeable bras!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

clockwork tits

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

Solar powered bras are a bright idea.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

i like those cute flat lithium bras

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

My last girlfriend took 4 AA batteries.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

up the arse

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

Guys who actually know their girlfriend's bra size are weird. Do they go underwear shopping together or something?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe their girlfriends go on and on about their own bra size, in which case THEY are weird.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

We can't have all this weirdness.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Guys who actually know their girlfriend's bra size are weird. Do they go underwear shopping together or something?

yeah, i've gone shopping for bras with a few girlfriends. "help me find this in (insert size here)" is usually how it comes about.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

how about a correlation between nipples and watch batteries?

this is a much more productive line of discussion as it could lead to a new and more functional nomenclature for nip sizing, also a good way to learn about all the different kinds of watch and hearing aid batteries!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-5.gif http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-10.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh whoops I appear to have fucked with the image posting limit
http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-312.gif
http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-13.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.microbattery.com/assets/hearing-aid-batteries-675.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Now how can we relate all this to aureola color?

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Don't you mean 'areola'?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

aureola borealis

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost -- probably; my spelling skills fail me on that word.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

seriously did you guys know that "nipple bleaching" exists? Add to stack of fucked up shit women do to themselves that started in Japan, hymen replacement surgery still holding #1 spot

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

Almost 5 year anniversary of my favorite thread I ever started, hi sandbox.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

(frowns with mental effort)

As near as I can recall, I've never had a favorite bra cup size. I take life as it comes, I guess.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

(face brightens)

But I love 9 volts.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

did you just lick one?

― dayo, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I feel like a jerk in retrospect associating breasts with battery.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

Not so strange an association as all that, really. As noted by dayo, some people get an electric thrill from licking them.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.emcblue.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/radio_raheem-radio.jpg

― dealwithit.gif, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

For some reason, I'm fond of AAAAs. Batteries, that is.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

I like AA batteries and CR2032 bras

― Stevie :-D, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

What I prefer in both is that they are functional for the task at hand.

― M. White, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp those boomboxes used to take a heck of a load of batteries. I had one that used 10 D cells. Also, the wrinkles in that guy's t-shirt make it look as though it has 'BE45T14L1TY' printed on it.

― yes this is the real (snoball), Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I recently bought two dozen AAA rechargeable batteries by mistake.

― yes this is the real (snoball), Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.masterbattery.com/Uploads/images/acdelco_hd_60_series.jpg

― elks thunder, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

i like how this thread made me tell a mitch hedberg joke, aw

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

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